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things, and pictures of things. gender is a prison and I chewed through the bars. thompsonize.com #lowell ma

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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 30/09/2026
Shoutout to the nytimes easy weeknight buttered noodle recipe I saw once that still lives in my head that starts with toasting and grinding szechuan peppercorns.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 29/09/2026
EVRE1 CALM DOWN EYE AM APPLYING DONT WORRY
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Techmeme @techmeme.com · 29/09/2026
IPO prospectus: Anthropic reports a net loss of $42B in 2025, with operating losses of $8B+; revenue grew 12x to ~$4.6B, ~25% of which came from two customers (Echo Wang/Reuters) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 29/09/2026
yeah, the audience is SO thirsty, it's like they feel like they're auditioning for dropout instead of being material for it. The game show format on top of it make zero sense.
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 29/09/2026
crowd work has rapidly become a standard standup format moreso than a bail out tactic, audiences love it and it generates unique clips for tiktok etc.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 28/09/2026
back when doge
a 2016 doge meme of a gamer dog with text like HECKIN SCRUBS and AM DOIN MY TEAM THE CARRY
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 28/09/2026
WILD.
ash and pikachu riding a pokeball on a chain like the wrecking ball video...on a t-shirt. (from 2016, pokemon go summer)
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 28/09/2026
Pokemon Go Summer was wild.
a sign outside a bar in 2016 that read, "it's hot as pokeballs out here! come inside and catch cold!"
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 28/09/2026
Merica.
an array of all typical american condiments  at a rest stop in typical american sizes (gallons and gallons, with spigots.) in their expected, vibrant, colors - yellow for mustard, blue for ranch, etc.
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 28/09/2026
doing it this way retains anything you add to the pasta water along with all the leeched starch, so go easy with the salt.
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 28/09/2026
Nothing seems to count as food today so: bring 2oz (egg etc) noodles to a boil in 8oz salted water. Reduce to a simmer and stirr often, til pasta is done and water is absorbed. Add a tbsp butter and stir, it will thicken the leeched pasta starch. Off heat briefly then pepper, parmesan, done.
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 28/09/2026
2016.
a payphone in 2016. The receiver is hanging on the hook by the earpiece but it is broken in two, its top and bottom halves still connected by wire. It looks like it MIGHT still work, but only barely.
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 28/09/2026
I'm going back through old photos, trying to pare things down. Things dominating my library in 2014: Barcodes MAC addresses Error messages Glasses of (usually) alcohol Angela bein awesome But at the edges, the weird lurked:
letters on a rack in a 2015 craft store arranged to spell out GOEDEL
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 28/09/2026
your body telling your brain what it needs in the language it most understands (self-loathing).
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 27/09/2026
/ THIS WAS V ANNOYING 2 WORK ON / IT MAY NEVER BE DONE / 28 NOTABLE STORMBLOBS / WHEREST U CULD VIEW THE ORIGINAL RADAR IMAGERY OF 30 YEARS OF STORMBLOBS / FROM THE BOSTON BLIZZARD OF 1996 / 2 THE BOSTON BLIZZARD OF 2026 / INTRODUCING / THE STORMBLOB LIBRARY / indexevent.weatherishappening.com
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THE STORMBLOB LIBRARY | WEATHER IS HAPPENING
FAMOUS STORMS OF HISTORY REPLAYED ON THE NEXRAD DOPPLER RADAR ARCHIVE. CLICK A STORMBLOB, & WATCH IT HAPPEN AGAIN.
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 27/09/2026
Backed by Citigrouper
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 27/09/2026
foldable phone, but the outside is phone and the inside is ereader.
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 26/09/2026
"judgment."
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 26/09/2026
hail eris, etc.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Conservatives make up most of the US military, we'd annihilate liberals in ten minutes" The US has lost every single war it's fought in since 1945 and is currently getting its navy humiliated by a country that functionally doesn't even have one
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 26/09/2026
weather seems to keep on happening.
the sign for a local chinese restaurant in front of an insane-looking orange gold pink sunset.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 25/09/2026
Baking season PSA: make sure you ratchet your mixer's speed back down to zero slowly when you're done mixing so the gearing has time to settle before it loses power or you risk fucking up the transmission when you start it back up.
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 25/09/2026
It feels like the ancient past now - 15 years ago? - but we used to hire new analyst etc talent on vibes because we acknowledged they were 23 and didn't know shit. We were screening for their ability to learn and be funny because if all went well we would be working with them for a decade.
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 25/09/2026
/ ALRIGHT THIS IS IT / GOODBYE DIGITAL OCEAN / IT WAS GOOD TBH / BUT THEN U HAD 2 GIVE $3,000,000 2 A FASCIST LINUX DISTRIBUTION? / omarchy.org/news/2026/09... / stopomarchy.org / O PLS / THUS ENDS 8 YEARS OF HOSTING WEATHER IS HAPPENING SERVERS ON UR PLATFORM / CONSIDER NOT SUCKING, DIGITAL OCEAN
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 24/09/2026
idk how much time u got
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Crone Moder @vootins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*sends u to the blue Picard universe
screenshot from TNG of Picard but his uniform is blue instead of the usual red
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW: @apnews.com confirms that ICE has begun electronically "disappearing" people in the agency's custody who have final orders of removal. As of last week, anyone jailed by ICE with a final order of removal will NOT appear in the ICE Online Detainee Locator System, making them effectively vanish.
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AP Exclusive: ICE hides locations of thousands of detainees with final removal orders
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has stopped publicly revealing where it is holding most detainees who are subject to final deportation orders, in a move that has made it harder for lawyers an...
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/09/2026
LOGGING ON
close up of an exasperated Dana Scully captioned 

[ Disgusted Sigh ]
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 20/09/2026
the only folding portable Icare about these days. apple can do whatever.
a (case/screen/battery-modded) gameboy advance sp.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@louceph

bethesda environmental storytelling is a skeleton holding a note that says "i hope i dont become a skeleton :("
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“you get those photos for the weed communion wafers ad?” “sure did, boss. real sexy, just like you asked.”
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 19/09/2026
Liberals on this website spending their time doing commie bashing while fascists take over both parties is so classic. Who are you fighting? Are the bloodthirsty maoists who want to bring back Lysenkoism and take over the US in the room with us right now?
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 16/09/2026
also: Angela, at our room door: i guess i need to pull it out for it to work me: DEFINITELY something she said drunk dude in earshot down the hall on his way to his room: scoffs and raises his beer bottle and goes eyyyyyy.
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 14/09/2026
/ THIS IS A REVIEW OF PUMPKIN EGGNOG / SUMTHING A LIL DIFFERENT / FLOYD POWERS (SR WEATHER ANALYST) JUST BROUGHT ME THIS / & HERE IS MEYE HONEST OPINION / & NO1 GAVE ME $$$ 2 GIVE THIS OPINION / THIS IS JUST HOW EYE TRULY FEEL ABOUT PUMPKIN EGGNOG
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 16/09/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR ALLOWED - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATAN SHOOTEN LIGHTING BOLTS OF ENERGY OUT OF THEM SELF AND IT SAYS "YOIUR ALLOWED TO BE LATE, YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT, YOU OWE THE CLOCKS OF THIS WORLD NOTHING " AND ITS TRUE, YOU LIVE IN THE PRESENT TIME, YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR OR BOUND BY THE RULES OF THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE!!! NO ONE HAS THE MORAL AUTHORITY TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO LEAST OF ALL SOME DIP SHIT WHOSE RIDIN HIGH ON HAVING A SMALL AMOUT OF POWER! IF U EVER BEEN FIRED BY SOME MANAGER AT SOME SHITY JOB U KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!! LIKE IM GLAD THAT YOUR ALL HOPPED UP ON BEING IN CHARGE OF LOW LEVEL EMPLOYEES LIKE ME BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME JUST DEVELOP A DEPENDANCE ON WEED AND BEER LIKE THE REST OF US DUMMASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 16/09/2026
The funny thing about this is that the colder it gets and the more layers I need, the more super-villainous my whole getup gets. But I am at the apogee of the curve right now: tank top, hoodie, sunglasses. Dude read my energy. It happens sometimes. It is maybe my favorite thing when it does.
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 16/09/2026
Best thing that happened this weekend was, a dude outside the convention hit me up for a light for the back third of his cigarette, and I obliged, and offered him a fresh one. He saw my wristband and asked who I was cosplaying as. I told him I was dressed as me. He didn't believe me.
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Memphis is still reeling after ICE agents detained over 100 people and locked down a local nightclub demanding IDs before letting anyone leave. "This is kidnapping in plain sight." Status Coup's @jtcestkowski.bsky.social sits down with local advocacy group Vecindarios901 to break down what happened.
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 15/09/2026
help someone else give blood stab that motherfucker
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 15/09/2026
load-bearing comma.
a blood donation trailer with "HELP SOMEONE ELSE, GIVE BLOOD" on the side.
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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wakey wakey... Eggs and Freakin' Gravey!! Oh B-) I'm sorry B;-) did da widdle third Tuesday SNEAK UP on ya' ??????? [SFX: NASTY GUITAR SQUEAL] Tcheh... not MY problem... but now it's YOURS!!!! [BGM: MIDTEMPO GRUNGE CHOOGLE] Tonight... LIVE.... At 7:30PM EST... It's vcr.trashnightvideo.com GUZZLE IT!
vcr.trashnightvideo.com
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Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
whatttt the fuckkk
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 14/09/2026
round
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 14/09/2026
A Stancil stencil, if u will
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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