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Thomas Newton

@thomasnewton2323.bsky.social
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Writer, campinologist, liar. He/him/his.

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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 10h
Christendom's PR machine has been knocking it out of the park this year, we've had Schismfest, the Pontifex emerging as a Butlerian Jihadi, and now even snakes are afforded a blessing
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Sam The Sham @thegreatbartoni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Island Life - Borderline Apostasy (featuring Jeff Young) About a year ago I took a punt and messaged one of my favourite authors @wildtwin.bsky.social about collaborating on a tune I was working on. To my surprise and delight he agreed. Here’s the result. islandlife1.bandcamp.com/track/border...
islandlife1.bandcamp.com
Borderline Apostasy (featuring Jeff Young), by Island Life
track by Island Life
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 30/09/2026
The cover of a copy of The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allan Poe.
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Loved Danni's cyanide laptop 💻 🍏
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if we just get Man City to pay for the National Care Service
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 28/09/2026
If you like my posts, would you consider helping with a donation or repost? I’m $20 short to afford a room tomorrow, it’s about $65/night. I don’t have any other income right now. 💸💕💕💸 #transcrowdfund #homeless #disability #mutualaid #crowdfunding #gofundme
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay, shit guys, the total is now £8818, so you're gonna have to donate more so we can't be accused of being crypto-fascists. Quick! Donate!
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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Cåråbine à Citron 🍋 @carabinacitron.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Pain oppression and endless exhaustion In Gaza we struggle to survive every day amidst fear hunger, and insecurity. Samaa and her family are living through incredibly difficult times, and any donation could alleviate their burden and provide them with basic necessities chuffed.org/project/1575...
Samaa with Julia and TaliaSamaa with Julia in the streetSamaa with baby Talia outsideSamaa with Julia in the ruins of their own house
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Rachel Cole @rmartincole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cover of report "London Noise Survey" from the Ministry of Public Building and Works. Abstract radiating design under title text.
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A. Lynn Evenson @wanderingyeti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey smart people of Bluesky, where do I look for good academic resources on folklore studies? Or any good books in that vein that I should add to my TBR? 📚📜
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone in a workplace once asked me what I thought of 'the gays', so I pretended to misunderstand and talked about 'the male gaze' 'Well, in her landmark 1975 essay Visual Pleasure and Narrative Cinema, Laura Mulvey looks at representation of women in Hollywood films including...'
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PSA: If you're searching for the famous Insane Clown Posse 'Fucking Magnets' GIF, and you're on public transport, consider temporarily enabling safe search.
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fascinating thread. I have walked down this street countless times, and had no idea that what's now a Pastino was once used as shooting range by Madan Lal Dhingra.
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Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Daniel Thomas has been arrested by Hampshire Police
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Anonymous @opdeatheaters.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meta glasses are being used for covert harassment and group stalking. Women and girls are being secretly filmed in streets, schools, restaurants and on dates, then uploaded for millions of strangers. Police inquiries now span worldwide. #OpDeathEaters
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Meta glasses used to film women and girls without consent from Seoul to Barcelona as police cases mount worldwide
Police and prosecutors across France, Spain, South Korea, Japan and the U.S. have opened cases against men accused of secretly filming women and girls with Meta glasses. The only warning victims have ...
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's interesting that even some Meta staff won't use the Glasses. I'm not sure if pretending to stare at staffers arses in a mock-creepy way is the best way to illustrate the point, we get it, walking CCTV cameras are inherently threatening for this very reason.
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Max Colbert @mc00.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What does LGBTQ stand for? wrong answers only Latanoprost, gonioscopy, botulinum, tarsorrhaphy, and, er (hydroxychloro)quine
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TIL you can email Andy Burnham's office and ask, for example, why the gov is allowing blackshirts to attack lifeboats, disrupt coastguard ops and put migrants and refugees' lives at risk.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A very dear friend and antifascist comrade is facing serious charges resulting from defending migrants housed in hotels in Bristol from a far right march in 2025. He's a father, has £11k in legal fees up front, and may be facing prison time if he doesn't win. Please dobate below.
chuffed.org
Support a Bristol antifascist on trial
Support a Bristol antifascist facing charges for resisting far right attacks
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Film crossover, please! Statler and Waldorf as Xavier and Magneto. 'Get out of my head, Charles! And get out of town while you're at it!' *raucous Muppet guffawing*
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am just about old enough to remember headlines about Black Wednesday, but didn't really understand what any of it meant until years later. I often think about the generation born around or after the 2007/8 crash who won't have any personal frame of reference for life before then.
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tax exiles forfeit the right to lament the parlous state of the economy. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
'I wish to be alone, pondering my orb'
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Index on Censorship @indexoncensorship.org · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: We are utterly delighted by the news that finally, after over 2,073 days of unjust imprisonment, our brave friend and former colleague Andrei Aliaksandrau has been released from jail in Belarus. His wife Irina was also released. Here, they are pictured together... free.
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I had a lovely chat with a school librarian last night about comics, and about how much hard work it is to fight against the idea that they are not "proper books". Honestly, librarians are made of stronger stuff than me. I would simply kick off under those circumstances. #KidLitUK
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Pirate Princess Jess (She/Her) @pirateprincessjess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Milk Cyclops
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Word nerds, help needed! Which is correct, 'No less than 12g of protein per 100g of pasta' or 'No fewer than 12g of protein per 100g of pasta'. Asking for a friend!
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Chris Upton @turkeyplucker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So what you're after is a sudocrem substitute? Some sort of pseudocrem?
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chris Morris in his role as broadcaster from parody news programme The Day Today, above a Guardian headline reading "Inglourious baristas: why is Brad Pitt making coffee for 16 abusive dogs?"
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
'You merely adopted a high debt to GDP ratio. I was born in it...'
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There's a British Gas scam invoice being emailed around. The company's given address at the bottom of the invoice is: "123 Business Street, London, UK Company Registration No: 12345678" Bless.
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A.V. Deggar @avdeggar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Best of British two-tier justice latest.
No arrests at fascist rally in Dover Man arrested for Palestine Action t-shirt
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is excellent, wonderful work from Channel 4 and Verbatim. That rumbling sound you just heard is the sound of heads rolling. channel4news.substack.com/p/exclusive-...
channel4news.substack.com
Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
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merman hellville @seafoamghost.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i’m not going to share the bbc story about sion as it’s absolutely fucking disgusting, but they are one of the people affected by the welsh gender surgery “pause” - they were about to leave for surgery the next day when they were told it was cancelled please donate if you can!! gofund.me/0d9a2ae37
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Donate to Support Sion’s top surgery, organized by Luned Jewell
Hi, my name’s Luned and my sibling Sion (they/them) is a trans non-binary person seeking commu… Luned Jewell needs your support for Support Sion’s top surgery
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Given that my hometown is stymied by, amongst other things, the '40ft rule', which prevents new buildings spoiling views of the FSB's favourite cathedral, I never thought I'd say this, but, I think this is a good thing!
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
DOGGOS
the sickos meme redrawn as a great pyrenees barking out a window
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If Kraftwerk were from Akron instead of Dusseldorf
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random this September
A photo of CD album entitled 'Miriam Margoyles hums the songs of Aphex Twin'. The cover art features a smiling Margoyles and a logo of the Spar supermarket chain in the corner.
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Burnham says, with no hint of irony, that he wants to unlock positivity on the day kids return to school facing baffling bathroom rules.
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Thomas Newton @thomasnewton2323.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
delete.gclid.everytime
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Get in
Line drawing of momo in a car with a road sign saying “funky town” with an arrow pointing in the direction where he’s going
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Sarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 31/08/2026
I simply cannot respect the cowardice that stopped them calling it a Boyble.
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Ed Newton-Rex @ednewtonrex.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hugging Face, which is being acquired by Nvidia for $13 billion, hosts and distributes large datasets of copyrighted books without permission. 🧵 1/3
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