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Thomas LaRock

@thomaslarock.com
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Microsoft Data and AI CSA, Data Professional, and #bacon lover (not in that order). #data #analytics #python #infosec

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”
It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.
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Thomas LaRock @thomaslarock.com · 12/01/2026
“The #Patriots haven’t played any good teams all season!” Patriots then beat the 11-6 #chargers in a playoff game… “But the Chargers are a horrible 11-6 team!” is what sports talk radio will bitch about for the next 7 days.
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Thomas LaRock @thomaslarock.com · 05/01/2026
“I didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize, so I’ll invade Venezuela” isn’t the flex he thinks it is.
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Thomas LaRock @thomaslarock.com · 22/12/2025
It is time. The 22.5lb Christmas Roast Beast begins its long, slow journey to my belly. Happy Holidays to all.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Trump’s obsession with me is beyond weird. He needs serious help. Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead. He continues to be a national embarrassment.
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Havoc @havoc147.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The next time someone says "well, you say stuff from a position of privilege, but us ordinary people have to watch what we say because they'll come after us." Uh huh.
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Thomas LaRock @thomaslarock.com · 10/11/2025
So, we’re all supposed to just pretend he grew back an ear?
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 10/11/2025
Dawg what is happening
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* @lookitu... • 1h
genuinely disappointed in every single speaker with a security talk today that doesn't mention SS
Edmund Fitzgerald. The container ship themes write themselves!
Come on nowIS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean
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Thomas LaRock @thomaslarock.com · 05/11/2025
“Just a fact” JFC
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Thomas LaRock @thomaslarock.com · 31/10/2025
Looks legit.
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Thomas LaRock @thomaslarock.com · 31/10/2025
And people say the Dems are out of touch with regular Americans…
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
TIRED: “I alone can fix it.” WIRED: “Do something Democrats!!!”
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Visual Studio Live! @vslive.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
In our Road to #Live360 interview, @thomaslarock.com shares why #DataPlatformLive stands out among other conferences — unmatched Microsoft-level expertise and a close-knit data community where you can grow your networks and learning continues long after the event. Watch here: youtu.be/hggQwJ_7eEM
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SQL Server, Data Quality & AI: How To DBAs Can Stay Ahead of the Curve with Thomas LaRock
Live! 360 Tech Con (Nov. 16 - 21, 2025 | Orlando, Fla.) brings together the worlds of IT, software development, data, cybersecurity and AI for a comprehensive, hands-on learning experience,…
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Live! 360 Events @live360events.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
In our Road to #Live360 interview, @thomaslarock.com shares why #DataPlatformLive stands out among other conferences — unmatched Microsoft-level expertise and a close-knit data community where you can grow your networks and learning continues long after the event. Watch here: youtu.be/hggQwJ_7eEM
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SQL Server, Data Quality & AI: How To DBAs Can Stay Ahead of the Curve with Thomas LaRock
Live! 360 Tech Con (Nov. 16 - 21, 2025 | Orlando, Fla.) brings together the worlds of IT, software development, data, cybersecurity and AI for a comprehensive, hands-on learning experience,…
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 29/10/2025
I’ve been a fan of @eff.org for a long time, and I’m joining them in the fight to #TakeBackCTRL. Authoritarians are using tech to spy on us and silence our voices. Technology should enhance our lives and support democracy, not make them worse. Join the fight today: takebackctrl.org
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Take Back CTRL
Dont let tyrants co-opt tech. Join EFF and help fight back
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Tales From The Field @talesfromthefield.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
November 3rd 2025 - Know Before You Go! Your Ultimate Guide to Live! 360 Orlando 2025 Link: youtube.com/live/oySff2u... With @sqlballs.com @thomaslarock.com & @dbabulldog.bsky.social We have a $500 discount code TALESFROMTHEFIELD to use when registering! @live360events.bsky.social
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Know Before You Go! Your Ultimate Guide to Live! 360 Orlando 2025
YouTube video by Tales From The Field
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later. harpers.org/archive/1941...
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Who Goes Nazi?, by Dorothy Thompson
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Live! 360 Events @live360events.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Ends TODAY! Super Early Bird is closing—don’t miss the most energizing week in tech. #Live360 brings 6 co-located conferences, real-world fixes, & that Universal Orlando buzz. Grab your spot before prices jump; final hours to save $400 off standard. Go ➡️ bit.ly/live360orlando
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I am not aware of any gun violence that happened when I was a kid. by RFK Jr.
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Thomas LaRock @thomaslarock.com · 09/09/2025
Someone’s getting fired: www.msn.com/en-us/news/n...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/09/2025
had a conversation with a prominent pundit recently who did not seem to realize that the departments of the executive branch are congressional creations, so not surprised at this
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I rode the back of the bus when it was dictated by law. This ain't my first rodeo with hate. I'm not gonna sit on my ass while it all happens again and whatnot.
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Thomas LaRock @thomaslarock.com · 04/09/2025
@michaelianblack.bsky.social Thank you for sharing your voice thru the tears and many platforms.
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Stumbled on this amazing 60 Minutes segment from 2007, about the world champion chess player and dissident, Garry Kasparov. Crazy to see how Putin was portrayed then, and even more crazy to compare 2007 Russia to 2025 USA. Segment begins around 25:00 in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTQZ...
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Chess Stories: Bobby Fischer, Garry Kasparov, Magnus Carlsen and more | 60 Minutes Full Episodes
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
When Laura Ingraham was a student at Dartmouth, she attended a meeting of the Gay Student Union and wrote down the names of the attendees, which she then published in the student newspaper. This was a time when it was very dangerous to be outed as gay. She is a dispicable, vile person.
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Thomas LaRock @thomaslarock.com · 28/08/2025
I mean, I do appreciate their honesty…
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
For years, MAGA partisans have employed various tactics to prevent the imminent pain of cognitive dissonance. Now Newsom is forcing them to see what Trump looks like without the distorting force field created by Trump’s showmanship: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
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MAGA World Is So Close to Getting It
Gavin Newsom’s parodies are riling people up—and they don’t quite seem to understand why.
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Thomas LaRock @thomaslarock.com · 22/08/2025
What's stopping you from having a git history like this?
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Office of Mayor Michelle Wu 吳弭 @mayorwu.boston.gov · 19/08/2025
Last week, Boston received a letter from AG Bondi threatening to prosecute officials and withhold funds unless we cooperate with carrying out mass deportations. The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.
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Thomas LaRock @thomaslarock.com · 15/08/2025
Same.
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Thomas LaRock @thomaslarock.com · 14/08/2025
Why are they called “classified ads” if everyone can see them?
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
An "economist" so dumb I had to explain to him how the import price index works last month will now lead the BLS, kill me
a tweet from EJ Antoni that reads "Import prices just came in WAAAY below expectations: June was up just 0.1% M/M, -0.2% Y/Y, while May saw a huge downward revision from flat to -0.4% M/M; still waiting for tariffs to be passed on by foreign producers..."

I replied "The import price index measure pre-tariff prices, the fact that pre-tariff prices are basically flat means Americans are paying the tariffs. Though I wouldn’t expect a Heritage foundation guy like yourself to be smart enough to understand basic stuff like that."
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring. And then that guy was "silenced" forever. And now we will just not talk about anything else until they... #ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files
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TizzyWoman @tizzywoman.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
We can all relate, dear George. Hang tough, my friends.
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Thomas LaRock @thomaslarock.com · 07/08/2025
“…the claims that one’s race indicates a natural inclination to do incredibly arduous work that serves others…only advance white supremacist notions that lead to inaction on poor workplace conditions and immigration.” apple.news/AW_93m1UVSvS...
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Trump’s Comments About Immigrant Farm Workers Reveal A Truth America Tries To Hide — HuffPost
When he refers to a demographic as “these people,” you know we’re in for some racist mess.
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USAFacts @usafacts.org · 01/08/2025
Our statement regarding today's news about the #BLS.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Remember, if someone tells you that your dream of having a bookshelf with a rolling ladder is "unrealistic", they were never your friend to begin with.
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CommanderApaul @commanderapaul.com · 31/07/2025
CISAJen getting the Chris Krebs treatment. Fucking bullshit.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Just the opposite. Using AI will allow more people to qualify and requalify and remain on Medicaid. And it's all right here. Costplusdrugs.com
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Homepage of Mark Cuban Cost Plus Drugs
Mark Cuban Cost Plus Drug homepage. Provides safe, affordable medicine or medication with transparent low prices.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
lol
Rasmus Jarlov on Twitter writes: "There is nothing to celebrate. Moving from average tariffs of less than 2% on trade between the USA and Europe to 15% under today’s deal will inevitably lead to inflation. Almost everything will become more expensive in both Europe and the USA, and we will all be worse off. The economic illiteracy in the White House is doing serious damage to the West."

Stylish Skunk replies: "I have a feeling you have 0 idea what you're talking about.

In fact I know you do."

Rasmus Jarlov responds: "Of course. I am former minister of trade in Denmark and you are an anonymous Twitter profile. You probably know a lot more than me. For sure."
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Thomas LaRock @thomaslarock.com · 27/07/2025
Perhaps quantum, maybe.
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 19/07/2025
Our tweet is mentioned in Trump's lawsuit against Wall Street Journal LMAOOO
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 18/07/2025
Proud to be a member of a union that fights for free speech, for working people, and against billionaire oligarchs control of the media.
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 09/07/2025
RFK is Shortening Our Lifespans. Check out the new Factually! episode with @erictopol.bsky.social wherever you get podcasts. » Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r... » Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4Jw6... » YouTube: youtu.be/TBCE2P8CVHc
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RFK is Shortening Our Lifespans, with Dr. Eric Topol
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Thomas LaRock @thomaslarock.com · 26/06/2025
And now for something upbeat, an article that explains why we are more likely to die on our birthday than any other day of the year. pudding.cool/2025/04/birt...
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Are you more likely to die on your birthday?
Yes. We’ll run a study to show you how, and why.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
When Trump gives up on a Nobel peace prize, he really gives up.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
There are 100k students in med school each year. Room and board is about 100k per year. For 10b a year, med school could be free. We would see a wholesale change in the profession, career paths and the cost of care. It would change the economics for every financial decision doctors
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Republican plans to cap student borrowing could shatter an everyday profession
One GOP senator said anyone paying more than $100K to go to med school is "making a huge mistake." But the median cost of attending one is more than double that for the class of 2025.
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