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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You!

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Chess, Politics, West Ham United American Bonapartist No future for you, no future for me.

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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I could not make a better ad for Talarico if I tried. Thanks Kenny Pedolover.
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
19th-century robber barons would be downright embarrassed by how their spiritual successors are the dumbest fucking people alive today.
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay someone is finally saying the "agree with me on 100% of things or you are evil out loud" and I am 100% going to block this person eventually but I need to highlight it first because this is a person who does not EVER want to win. They just want an excuse to bully people.
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Either- www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb2q...
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Talking Heads - This Must Be the Place (Naïve Melody) (Official Video)
YouTube video by Talking Heads
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Machines don't "think" Tools don't "create" AI doesn't "do" or "play" We need to stop using humanizing language for it. Immediately.
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nobody is saying it but I checked. The man is a Republican, he only votes in Presidential elections. Anyone who screams "left wing violence" is a lying piece of shit. Also, the man is being undercharged because the law enforcement involved all support Vivek and want to encourage more of this.
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elizabeth kelsey @elizakels.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Vivek endorsing sheriff handling the Amy Acton attack and stating that the armed attacker "just wanted to talk" is one of those so crazy it's a movie but real life moments that have been continuous since 2016 it seems
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you want to secure rights for future sentient AI you are a fucking idiot.
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Democrats need to learn that appeasement never works.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wife: Who is Hasan Piker Me: Punter for the Packers Wife: Really? Me: No, but it doesn't really matter
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@talkwordy

Dear 30-something lady with
license plate M4M4BEAR: I am
sorry MAMABEAR was taken but
you have made a terrible mistake.
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cops that are fired should be barred from working in law enforcement elsewhere or ever owning a gun. That should be common sense.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you're writing a story about police abusing Flock access to stalk current/former/potential partners, I'm begging you to please follow up on the consequences these cops face for getting caught, because a lot of the time it's barely more than a slap on the wrist.
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Is every person who says some form of "I don't read fiction" always insufferable?
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if secretary breakfast gin really does decide to run for president here’s a sneak peek at the early oppo
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This thread is the perfect distillation of why we are all on edge
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not for nothing but like basically everyone is mourning Dolly Parton not because of civility but because she goddamn earned it with how she lived
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
400 library workers begin their strike Monday after endless months of trying to negotiate with management. Already the anti-union propaganda machine is calling the library workers entitled. The LIBRARY workers. You don't staff the desk at the free stuff store because you're greedy.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ICE “shock gloves” have already been used to murder an inmate in a Kentucky jail “An internal investigation found two of the glove shocks lasted 45 and 99 seconds apiece — far more than the recommended 15-second limit.” Do not allow the fascists to convince you these gloves aren’t dangerous.
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ICE's plan to give officers electric shock gloves draws outrage and fears of misuse
Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s plan to give officers gloves that deliver painful electric shocks is facing criticism from Democratic elected officials and civil rights advocates, who call it un...
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American Oversight @americanoversight.org · 07/08/2026
ICE is planning to make sure field agents have body cams by the end of September. But its policy to only release footage that is in the agency’s “best interest” means taxpayers may be paying millions for cameras without benefitting from their oversight. apnews.com/article/ice-...
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ICE will release body camera video only when seen in the agency’s ‘best interests,’ policy says
Immigration and Customs Enforcement is moving to equip officers with body cameras in the next two months but the public should not expect to quickly see footage of every critical incident.
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
right wingers say they don’t believe in respecting a person’s chosen identity and then refer to Enes Kanter as a “former NBA star”
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This MFer is mad that haj ex-wife took their daughter, who had a broken collar bone) to the ER. Anyone who votes for him deserves well... You know what they deserve so I don't have to say it here
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
it is very noticeable that historical movies are often far more willing to put female characters in costumes that have dynamic color, shape, etc. men are more likely to be costumed only in styles that look appealing to the insecure masculinism of the call of duty playerbase
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
he wants a job he’s pretending not to understand
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Oh Captain My Captain Our fearful trip is done The lettuce gave us anal leaks The parasite has won. The Bell is near, The Bell I hear, the people are a-pooping While Taylor Farms the Facist fucks, the lettuce full of poison
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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Describe the economy in a single sentence
Notice on a vending machine saying: "FYI (OUT OF ORDER) (DOES NOT GIVE YOU ICE CREM BUT IT TAKES MONEY"
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Go and support Doug Chapin to replace xenophobic Tom: www.chapinforcongress.com
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Home | Doug Chapin for Congress
Doug Chapin is a Democrat running for Congress in Minnesota's Sixth District to bring common-sense leadership, proven experience, and a commitment to delivering results for our community. Learn about ...
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I really feel for Brendan Sorsby. I too made well over 9000 mistakes in college and have been unfairly left out of the NFL.
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Do I have an amazing JJ Cafaro story? Yes. Am dumb enough to tell it in public? Maybe. Check back later.
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Watching some on the left turn on Mamdani while the rest of us are pretty impressed with how much he's gotten done is objectively funny.
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OODad @00dad.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/06/2026
a post of mine from november 13, 2024:

one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884
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The Barbarienne @thebarbarienne.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
STFU applies to chatbots, too! Holy hell, this thing shouldn't be legal.
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 08/06/2026
I've been running Follow the Crypto since 2024. Today I'm relaunching it as Tech Influence Watch, expanded to cover AI political spending alongside crypto. They’ve spent more than $400 million this election cycle, and now you can follow it in close to real time. influence.citationneeded.news
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Tech Influence Watch
Tracking cryptocurrency and artificial intelligence industry influence on 2026 elections in the United States.
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This entire thread is accurate both in terms of its analysis and it's advice.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Steyer: I have a strong anti-ICE platform. I think they are a criminal organization, and we have a very strong plan when it comes to prosecuting them. You don’t have to trust me. The head of ICE went online to say that my program is unfair to ICE agents, and I took that as a huge compliment.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
tbh I get why Scorsese + other filmmakers, esp older ones, are interested in AI. They've been around long enough to see the medium change dramatically and the filmmakers who have lasted have been open to incorporating those technological changes into their work. They're wrong, but I can see it
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Tired of hearing endless shrieking about the "definition of a woman" from a crowd that think corporations are people.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I think Democrats should come out and say Blanche's "settlement" and the Slush Fund generally is one act in a continuing January 6 conspiracy, extending statutes of limitation for another 3 years.
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Fymbo Fymbod: The Action Is The Juice
Alt: Michael Cherito saying "The Action Is The Juice"
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Watch Stephen Colbert's show and then never watch CBS again. Make em feel it.
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Kate Klonick @klonick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The Internet is disappearing before our very eyes and it’s why we should all support that absolutely critical work of @archive.org
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Sophie @powersnoutage.neocities.org · 07/05/2026
THIS SHIT... IS SO HORSES
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Dan, Daniel, Danny, Danford, JD, JDF, Hey You! @thisisjdf.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca
Alt: Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
there is absolutely 100% a "Catholicism is the religion for smart people" thing on the far right. an evangelical is just going to be misogynist at you. a tradcath is going to do it in Latin while sneering at your lack of intellect
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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I did not expect fascism to involve this much Kid Rock
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