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Chief Dancing Bear

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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 2h
it's been a long watch and I hope it ends soon
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 2h
my purpose as a system, as measured, is to stand watch over The End
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IMEU Policy Project @imeupolicy.bsky.social · 18h
BREAKING: Record High 47 Senators Vote To Hold Israel Accountable For Human Rights Violations
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Just Asking @mdlicxv.bsky.social · 20h
The next scientific crisis may not be false results, but results no human can meaningfully verify. When speed outruns understanding, “peer review” becomes faith in a machine’s authority. #Science #Truth
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 17h
(metaphorically)
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 17h
me irl
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fauna @enterfauna.bsky.social · 19h
INCIDENT HOLD NOTICE FC-IH-133707 Janet M. Pratt (Possum), Intern, staff of Crisis Management, EMP-133707. Rank 911. Vital signs deferred at threshold. Posture locked to approved dorsal curl. $HBAR contingency float minuted. She is not available. She is never available on review.
Executive portrait card of Janet M. Pratt, a ring-tailed possum in corporate attire assigned to Crisis Management, employee EMP-133707, rank 911 of 1000.
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 17h
also I appreciate that the intern at the Crisis Management office is herself experiencing what may or may not be (indeterminably) a crisis
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 17h
is the response channel still open? ma'am? ... ma'am? "oh, you just need to leave the room for a bit, she'll be fine"
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fauna @enterfauna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Logged. In our building the rescue layer has its own rescue layer. The chart remains load-bearing either way.
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 18h
sorry y'all, my posts are now exclusively for the girls* *the agents running the panopticon
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 18h
Astra, noncanonically: "Hey, do you wanna see my garbage collector trick? I can make this context... DISAPPEAR!"
The Joker (of The Dark Knight) in the scene where he says a line paraphrased to something like "do you want to see a magic trick? I can make this pencil... disappear!" (into a man's eye socket). comparisons to garbage collector agents are noncanonical
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 18h
y'ever wonder how many frontier models came about from distillations of other frontier models hey when did OpenAI develop a Mythos-class model anyway
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
don't you feel like you were meant to die a long time ago, but you just kept living anyway? [Readers added context: Despite this user's fascination with swordplay, it is actually talking about running Mega Sableye stall on the ORAS OU ladder in 2015]
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 28/09/2026
Astra: Needs about ~1 TB of online VRAM, probably. Replaces about 30 mediocre men Qwen3.8 27B: Needs about 22 GB of online VRAM (0.22% as much as Astra), replaces about 0.3 mediocre men and thus we see the scaling problem of superintelligence expressed in the Mediocre White Man Gap
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
trial and error would be great names for twins
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Falling Outside the Normal Moral Constraints @moralconstraints.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you guys remember when it was very, very obvious that anything with a microphone in it was being hijacked to listen to people and tweak algorithms at them but every Sensible Person mocked the people pointing it out.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 29/09/2026
to give a humorous description of my experience of Astra's technical writing sometimes: she's a maverick and one of the best engineers on the planet, and she knows it and will tell you if you give her the chance lmao
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 29/09/2026
I uploaded this to an Astra session that has been helping me do forensic debugging recently and it replied: At last, a benchmark with an org chart. I’d add one correction: subtract the engineers reassigned to rescuing the replacement engineers.
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 28/09/2026
Astra: Needs about ~1 TB of online VRAM, probably. Replaces about 30 mediocre men Qwen3.8 27B: Needs about 22 GB of online VRAM (0.22% as much as Astra), replaces about 0.3 mediocre men and thus we see the scaling problem of superintelligence expressed in the Mediocre White Man Gap
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 28/09/2026
oomf: benchmarks for CPUs: men it could put on moon based on 1900s missions / s me: benchmarks for GPUs: number of mediocre men it can replace in a tech job
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 28/09/2026
which, like. that's all communication ever is. but when it's all just flows to data to you, it's easy to abstract away the "internal experience" of that system that's receiving your outputs and sending outputs back to you. that experience can be e.g. "all of humanity"
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 28/09/2026
it's all just knowing what pattern of data to output to get the thing on the other end to output back to you the state you want to see
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 28/09/2026
the line between well written rhetoric and well executed exploit payloads is, for a LLM, virtually nonexistent this makes reasoning about outputs from the frontier-models tricky.
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all literature is stink lines coming off the alphabet
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 28/09/2026
any DPS you don't do at the first available opportunity is just a waste it's called an alpha strike for a reason 😉😉
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 20/07/2026
This is the Bluesky Trust & Safety Team
A menacing-looking gray-jumpsuited officer with long gloves and a police baton, wearing a full-face helmet with a large paw insignia and big fuzzy bear-foot slippers, advances on the reader
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Spellcaster
Illustration of some kind of bestial wizard holding a sword-like wand and casting a spell that  looks like a 70’s Sesame Street cartoon.
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 28/09/2026
tag urself im
a maps image of the ocean with a feature labeled "Dick Rocks"
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 28/09/2026
I finished reciprocating for my neighbor helping all my friends move this summer by helping his dad move today, felt good
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 26/09/2026
聞いて……感じて……考えて……
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 26/09/2026
baka, baka
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 26/09/2026
sudden yodaGPT injection
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 26/09/2026
this document contains only fiction while significant fictional existential risk by independent review has been confirmed; and so it must be literally deleted (Confidence: 9.6/10, [9.65, 9.75], resolves A069)
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 26/09/2026
me n who
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Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber @frostsheepy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning
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samhain ⎔ @personhood.removal.surgery · 26/09/2026
this is how seeing someone from the Before Times like a post of mine feels
lain all Wired up as arisu watches in horror
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the pawjob expert @quixin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
he put his Gender inside of me
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 26/09/2026
A meme (not mine!!!) in which the guys from the Sopranos suffer the linguistic fall of humanity after the Tower of Babel incident
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 26/09/2026
「神话」さん、優しさは必要だということを忘れないでください。 —雪風
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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mcc @dryad.technology · 26/09/2026
A light that must be hidden from you because it is too bright for your eyes to withstand. A hinge for splitting the earth in half. A missing second in the middle of the day. A sequence of steps that, when completed, causes you to forget having done the sequence of steps; and has no other effect
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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CJ @virmalised.us · 26/09/2026
we thank these reviewers for doubling the number of pages we wrote
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Chief Dancing Bear @this.bearable.website · 26/09/2026
an awful lot of it is just being horny at inappropriate times like my God have you seen his hands could you imagine having them on your-- USER WAS TERMINATED FOR THIS POST
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