Patty Thinkerer @thinkerer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026As you are a bunny, that just means you are the baseline. You have yet to reach the pinnacle of Gay. You must Gay higher! 130
Reposted by Patty ThinkererElsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. - Version with ALT text! Thank you @virginiaopossum.bsky.social for the help! 8759332
Reposted by Patty ThinkererMoonchild @moonchild2plus2is4.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Buy it or else! and also it will take your job, and kill you and all of humanity, is a interesting new marketing strategy. 192
Reposted by Patty ThinkererSarah Følina | clikkiesky goes to ØH @subtlefire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026LRS: I can't believe I didn't put it together until now. we're not getting "left behind" in any professional or creative sense. we're going to miss the AI rapture and suffer the tribulation of... whatever they think people still capable of doing things themselves will suffer 47316
Reposted by Patty ThinkererBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint. 308122432244
Reposted by Patty ThinkererDavid J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Redoing D&D's playable species so that instead of having "races" you just pick a standard monster type (Construct, Elemental, Fey, Humanoid, Undead, etc.) and roll or choose from a list of type-appropriate features. Owing to how the type feature tables are laid out, orcs are now plants. 1117826
Reposted by Patty ThinkererCassidy Lilith, The Red Handed Demon @red-handed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Running for office and my policy platform is every woman will get fire breath Until we can work out the science to do that and other damage type breath weapons, like poison, lightning, and atomic, every woman will instead get a flamethrower and a sword 021
Reposted by Patty ThinkererDavid J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Queerbaiting is of course a real and present problem in popular media, but every so often you've gotta take a step back and seriously ask "okay, am I being queerbaited here, or is this just two hot people of the same gender standing next to each other?" 317534
Reposted by Patty ThinkererJonathan Wojcik @bogleech.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I never in my life heard of oneyplays until people brought that up in connection to a tv cartoon and I still didn't know it referred to one specific guy until now. I love being oblivious to stuff everyone assures me is wildly famous 5353
Reposted by Patty ThinkererFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026TOAD WILL NOW PLAY THE PIANO VERY WELL. 21647
Reposted by Patty ThinkererJonathan Wojcik @bogleech.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Truly hate how badly the well has now been poisoned for every kind of technology involved in or adjacent to what's been forced under the "ai" umbrella. Neural networks are in fact really special and amazing. Generative algorithms have uses that don't run off a tesla data centers. 1446
Reposted by Patty ThinkererBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026CEO: I have invented the off button. 932260230
Reposted by Patty ThinkererKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026AI will never be able to make art. Thanks. 1075640804
Reposted by Patty ThinkererScott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 24/09/2026One thing that puzzles me is that $100 billion IOU these companies are passing around amongst themselves isn’t going to be worth anything if there’s an apocalypse. No bunker is going to save them 121
Reposted by Patty ThinkererMatt Salomone @matthematics.com · 24/09/2026See also: Trump's displaced anxiety over his own mortality and his party's impending midterm collapse, expressed as "I must build and brand every last monument in D.C. in my royal image" 2264
Reposted by Patty ThinkererNick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The future where everything is horrible: unimaginative, lame, pointless to experience The future where I visit Japan again and hear a new album from a band I love: that's what I'm talkin about 13039
Reposted by Patty ThinkererLasthazzerd @lasthazzerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Not making some one else's Quirky Animation Series your entier personality challenge. Ya know it's rough when the creator themselves begins to resent the series for its fandom 011
Reposted by Patty ThinkererFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“I walked along the river until I came to another corner. I went around the corner to look for spring.” 117316
Reposted by Patty ThinkererFrankie Frankenstein @friendfrankenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026...You know what. I gotta finish the SHIT out of my fanfiction. What if somebody out there's run the fuck out of Their Blorbo Getting To Be Cool And Important. 2461
Reposted by Patty ThinkererBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Legit upset that this Cam Skattebo ad for Farmer's Dog doesn't end with him eating dog food. 31105447
Reposted by Patty ThinkererInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026InfoWars’ reach cannot be fathomed. We are a movement. 142944
Reposted by Patty ThinkererJay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up. 26583051368
Reposted by Patty ThinkererFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Blah,” said a voice from inside the house. 114840
Reposted by Patty ThinkererFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Toad opened his present from Frog. It was a beautiful new clock. The two friends sat by the fire. The hands of the clock moved to show the hours of a merry Christmas Eve. 151769161
Reposted by Patty ThinkererDjinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hideo Kojima saying simply posting "Saw [Movie He Didn't Like]", versus the long threads he posts when he sees a movie he likes. 125458
Reposted by Patty ThinkererJenny & Butlerian War Elephants @j-jordan-poet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What a villainous monster this man is! Potholes, procedural meetings in a yellow room?! My gosh. I even heard he's getting allergy shots 'cus his wife wants to adopt a cat. I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS NORMAL MAYOR STUFF. I'M BARELY RECOVERED FROM TIM WALZ TELLING ME TO CHECK MY SMOKE DETECTORS. 1564
Reposted by Patty ThinkererBrady Sylvester @gaptootheddoofus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Family update - Had Gramps to dinner. Told him Shady Rest staff aren't against him even if they are "coloured." He only gets plastic tableware now after a flying ketchup bottle gave someone stitches. He loved the little toy pirate's chest. Just keeps saying, "It's gold, beautiful gold..." Luv, Z 0282
Reposted by Patty ThinkererBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Zohran post about filling one pothole: We filled our 2,000th pothole! Wow! New York is the greatest city in the world! Zohran post about meeting with the president: Some guy was here and that is now over. 1206580719
Reposted by Patty ThinkererGwen Marshall @drgwenmarshall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Onion ran this amazing article and thought, I wanna play this! So I made it! 38 pps, PbtA, plus every mechanic mentioned in the article, and a bunch of Rodrigo song references. And it's free! Enjoy! #OliviaRodrigo @theonion.com #theonion #ttrpg #itch.io drgwenmarshall.itch.io/high-winter-...drgwenmarshall.itch.ioHigh Winter Elves of Girlville by Gwen MarshallA satirical game based on an Onion article about Olivia Rodrigo making a TTRPG! 492199770
Reposted by Patty ThinkererSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191543870
Reposted by Patty ThinkererBlack Myron @blackmyron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026In all fairness, when men lost the ability to split into three identical versions of themselves, it made hunting boars a lot harder 081
Reposted by Patty Thinkerer👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026i need to know what happened 309163453178
Reposted by Patty ThinkererAbacus Wizard @abacuswizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Roko’s Basilisk is basically Pascal’s Wager but even stupider, so all the traditional refutations of Pascal’s Wager also work against Roko’s Basilisk but so do a bunch of new refutations as well. 052
Reposted by Patty ThinkererMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026She was Rachel, weeping for her children, because they were not. 647151
Reposted by Patty ThinkererAdam Becker @adambecker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Nice to see this getting some attention. It's completely true, and I dearly wish more journalists understood where these common narratives about AI actually come from. 10817225
Reposted by Patty ThinkererStarlight @onedumbmouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"dead game" "game is dead" "dev greedy" "abandonware" *squints* *looks inside* : fully complete game that is just not receiving content updates anymore ah.... the everything has to be a live service crowd has arrived 884244885
Patty Thinkerer @thinkerer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So YOU'RE the one who graced the web with the World's Most Punchable Man? It's an honor to finally meet you! 000
Patty Thinkerer @thinkerer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There can, in fact, be too many kobolds. Choice paralysis is no fun! 000
Reposted by Patty ThinkererInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Remember: Your gemstones will NEVER lose value. 9768103
Reposted by Patty ThinkererAde the "Theic" 🧐 @stressedlocal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Has it ever been explained how all the bosses were sealed in boss fight rooms, in Fromsoft games? I'm beginning to suspect it was Frog...🤔🧐 Now I want Fromsoft to make a long form game about capturing / imprisoning bosses, rather than ending them! 🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️😢👍🏻 011
Reposted by Patty ThinkererElliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comToad Dancing: Labassecour Lbc AnimationALT: Toad Dancing: Labassecour Lbc Animation 001
Reposted by Patty ThinkererBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel... 6749171110
