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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 8h

the fact Galactic Racer makes "beating Sebulba" the way out of the prologue is SO STRONG. you feel like a world conqueror for beating the first "boss"

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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 05/10/2026

the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

has any pair of shirts aged worse than the "I ❤️ Drake Maye" and "Sons of Vrabel" next to each other in this mass gift shop?

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

getting home at 5:15 AM after an 11 hour traffic-filled drive and checking my email to find the apartment complex is testing the fire alarm in 5 hours. fucking assholes

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Bluesky @bsky.app · 29/09/2026

Happy opening day of hockey season, NHL fans! Keep up with all 1,344 regular season games with this starter pack of hockey writers.

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David Sheridan @davidsheridan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ranking songs from a period of over half a century by popularity when the measurement has changed from physically going to a store and buying a record to telling the phone you spend all day staring at to play a song is a rather flawed methodology.

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the future doesn't have to be a cataclysm, it can be things you haven't done yet and songs you haven't heard yet

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

whoa they got Wario doin H-games now??

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

reading a book from 2014 called The Word Exchange which is terrifyingly prescient

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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026

sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too

ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm

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Gundam Planet @gundamplanet.com · 18/09/2026

that's right, it's new Carly Rae Jepsen day

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

it's crazy how if you watch any movie released before 2020 there was a universally-accepted premise that "Nazis were the undisputed Bad Guys." wonder what happened to that

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

nah you're stupid. working in a job that is 100% human-facing reveals the fact that people want to talk to people. they want advice from thinking breathing beings that relate to them about what they're doing. they don't want another machine thats a facsimile of a thought process. go make connections

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

these men who play wordless surf rock in matching outfits and luchador masks have more creativity in their pinky fingers than any AI "artist" who will ever live

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

a blessed America Day to all who celebrate

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

cannot believe how many people on this platform think this game is exceptional. it has NO ORIGINAL IDEAS

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

now you can enjoy the middest game of the current gen, again

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

this might have been the worst final act I've ever played. I can't stop thinking about it

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

the new customers: can I open the sealed box to look at the figure

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Lauren Kay @laurenwithbooks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

my two obsessions

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

this, plus calling yourself an artist for prompt-generated content is like calling yourself a UN Interpreter for having used Google Translate for a thousand hours

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

AND IT SUCK'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELTON WORKIN ON THERE COMPUTER AND HAVEN THOUGHT'S,,, "THEY ALWAYS SAID VIDEO GAMES WOULD RUIN THE WORLD, BUT WHAT FINALLY DID IT WAS, MASSIVE SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS IN SOFTWARE THAT CREATED LANGUAGE DEVOID OF MEANING, SOLD TO BUSINESS AS A WAY TO ELIMINATE LABOR, TO TECH BRO’S AS A WAY TO CREATE CODE WITHOUT SKILL, AND TO LONELY PEOPLE AS A COMPANION, ANIMAL CROSSING WOULD NEVER DO THIS, I KNOW THE BASTARD ROALD PENUIN IS NOT MY REAL FREIND " - MAKING COMPUTER'S TALK TO US IN THE VOICE OF A HUMAN WAS HUMANITYS DEEPEST MISTAKE, A TRICK ON THE MIND WORSE THAN THE DOPAMINE RUSH OF GAMBLING, MORE SOOTHING THEN A BEER, ALL FOR DA PURPOSE OF ENRICHING DA PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE DA MOST MONEY!!! AFTER THEY TOOK OUR MONEY, OUR HOUSING, OUR HEALTHCARE, AND OUR EDUCATION, THEY ARE COMING FOR OUR HUMANITY! STOMP EVERY COMPUTER IN THE STREET!!!! DESTROY ALL DATA SERVER'S!!!!! IF WE CANNOT LIBERATE THE TOOLS OF THE OPRESSOR WE MUST DESTROY THEM!!!!!!!!! WHEN THEY PUT FACES ON THE ROBOT'S THAT KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR AT MIDNIGHT TO REMOVE YOU FROM YOUR HOME WILL YOU DRAW THEM CLOSER FOR A KISS OR WILL YOU STAND UP FOR YOUR SOUL?????? DECIDE NOW WHETHER YOU LIVE UP TO DA PROMISE OF YOUR LIFE AS AN ENSOULED DIVINE CONSCIOUS BEING, OR IF YOU LIVE AS A TRAITER TO HUMANITY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Calling it now, Anne Hathaway / Yesteryear Oscar sweep

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I went completely off script at my panel today and caught God in one of my best-articulated tangents about how making the conscious choice to support independent businesses is an act of defiance in the face of the unspeakable evil of corporate consolidation and I'm a little upset I wasn't recording

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I can't help but feel like the world would be a better place if I'd woken Lauren up for Sharks Knights Game 7

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I think a new Defector Color Star article would be more exciting to me than any surprise album drop ever could

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

the one thing I won't abide is all the Tenet hate I'm seeing on the TL cause Nolan is back in the spotlight. have a little fun you dweebs

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

now let's see if England will turtle for 87 minutes or if they learned a single lesson

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Man, the odyssey kicked so much ass. I haven't talked about a movie so extensively with so many people for a full day after watching maybe ever

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I love how the Odyssey discussion has become an even split of the most unnecessarily pedantic fun-suckers on the internet and people with senses of humor making fun of them

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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

That's a guy you build a team around.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

This thread has revealed that the biggest divide in our society is between the normal people who like sunlight in the evening and the sick freaks who want it to be dark at 5pm so they can get up to god knows what nefarious activities

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

if you are inclined to be upset that people are shit-talking your freshly dead acquaintance, perhaps not associating with a total asshole who made countless people's lives and an entire society worse would have been the play

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

VAR has called off one the single most impressive individual effort goals I've seen for a borderline toe-step 30 seconds and a full run down the field ago, and then also NOT called back a goal that hit a cable and airdropped directly to the player with the primary assist 10 seconds later, this week

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I've decided caring about this sport is stupid and a waste of time

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 11/07/2026

Thank you as always to Soccer Computer for making the cool thing not happen retroactively

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

yesterday I did an emphatic double thumbs-down at a cybertruck at an intersection and screamed YOU SUCK, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT and the people in the crosswalk all looked at the truck and laughed. that was an affirming moment, humanity is not lost

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I'm about 4 hours into Stellar Blade and am 100% convinced there isn't a single original idea in this game other than "body scan a supermodel as the main character" and that one idea is where the creative effort went

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

"be excellent to each other and PARTY ON, DUDES!" is literally the Mamdani Doctrine

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

John Wick is just an AU where Rufus didn't get to Bill & Ted, they failed the report, and Ted got sent to military school in Alaska

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Seems like the trip in the box on one side is exactly the thing they called the Egypt goal back for, and they didn't even look at it this time? Makes u think

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Nick the Goalie @nickthegoalie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I've never seen someone kick the ground so thoroughly

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