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Matty Dubs

@theycallmedubs.bsky.social
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law and politics and sports and sometimes cannabis

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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TIL that Palantir’s UK office is run by the grandson of Oswald Mosley. Yes. That Oswald Mosley. This timeline is a bit too much on the nose, if you ask me.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just got invited to a Burlesque and Drag tribute to the world of JRR Tolkien, which is exactly what Al Gore’s internet was always meant for, take that Tipper
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Philip @necron99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cross the picket line, leave Orchard Park with the L. Same as it ever was.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s never speak of this again unless it’s to talk about “that game when Keon Coleman finally turned it around” when he makes his first Pro Bowl.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Game. (Godawful ugly) Blouses.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Chargers are coached by the Democratic Party
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Josh Juicy Allen
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pablo Torres’s pod on this was excellent and so frigging enraging.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God Bless James Cook
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taking a break from football on a rainy Sunday to watch a baggy old man skulk down a hotel hallway (?) while a voiceover of him saying the word "globalists" in a Master Shake voice plays. And what's this, I also paid for it? Nice.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cool Job Good Job
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bills have a chance to do something very dumb and very funny
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GREAT PRESIDENT DIAPER BOY AGAIN PERFECT PERFECT
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HELL YEAH JUST ONE BEFORE I DIE
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Make Draye
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Only thing to do is change into Disney-sponsored Avengers uniforms at halftime
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We could all just beat the shit out of Roger Murdoch instead of whatever we had planned for tomorrow
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh cool the US Government-sponsored propo with President Diaper Boy. I hadn’t seen it yet.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ernest Goes to Jail ass uniforms
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Spent the drive to church with the boy today talking about what I expect of him as a young man in a world that expects so little of men. I figure he’s likely to hear about the Cornell 7 before too long, and even if he doesn’t, it’s never a bad time to talk about consent and accountability.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The thing to get me into politics might just be defeating Rahm Emmanuel. Ready to drop everything and volunteer wherever I can to ensure that weasel-dicked fascist never sees elected office again. Every shred of news I see about him makes me seethe with rage.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Honestly love when we get a college football matchup of two distinct orange hues.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New reminder of why I can’t quit Facebook
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Joyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Class solidarity demands I don’t jam this Uber driver up for the wildly dangerous noises that his car is making, especially since the ride is comp’d by my Subaru dealership, but, HOLY SHIT THIS SOUNDS DICEY
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You should have to smell the dead when you disinter them.
A chat request from a late friend
I recognize the pain of thinking if I could only talk to them one more time. It is among the more familiar human laments. But that's just the thing it is a human problem to be endured not a technological problem to be sold. Our capacity for loss – in fact the necessity of losing and having lost – is what makes us who we are. Individually and collectively. There is no workaround. There will be no workaround. And every step toward preventing that or perverting that is an affront to our humanity. Why not just taxidermy nana and prop her up at the Texas Chainsaw Massacre dinner table? At least there's something real and tangible about that. Undeniable in its sacrilege. You should have to smell the dead when you disinter them.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not for nothing but I think the reason AI companies have been rushing to get themselves either regulated or nationalized is because executives want immunity from civil/criminal liability. They’re going to ask for that as part of any agreement to forfeit control, and will thus avoid accountability.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like putting together a George Miller movie marathon but want the sequence to be truly chaotic. I want Babe: Pig in the City sandwiched between Thunderdome and Lorenzo’s Oil. I want the Fury Road double feature to come between Happy Feet 1 and 2.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Our football team is 2-0, the new barn got properly christened with some new insane Josh Allen stats, and the Patriots’ season has only gotten worse since losing in Week 1. Late-stage capitalism can be funny, I’ll give it that
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
DORTCHED ‘EM
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No I will not be mad about garbage time points I’m not a sicko
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Defense is about to put this to bed but I still have 40 minutes left before I can change the laundry
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well, not good enough, but a decent watch for a beautiful Saturday morning. Also the kid just went to Six Flags for the day, so I may make a genuine effort at the various canned beverages that got sent home with me after Allegany.
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Jacob Weindling @jakeweindling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The weeks after 9/11 were filled with unhinged Islamophobia and any claim that we were completely united explicitly places them on the outside of who you consider to be American
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can almost taste Sunday’s first gameday beer
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Its sports teams are utter scum, but fuck if New England doesn’t have some perks. Hashtag smoke break.
A small pond in Massachusetts
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As long as Peter Thiel draws breath, the technocratic class serves death
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People Building the Future: hey we hate democracy and also labor and also poors and don’t forget women
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The absolute joy just given to me by my neighbor who was fuming over the Pats game as he passed me and the dog out for our evening constitution. Got to try out my earnest “sorry it didn’t work out for you guys” line and I think he bought it.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Last two reposts of critical importance to The Discourse™️, imo.
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Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
OpenAI is now facing more than 50 consumer harm and wrongful death lawsuits alleging that extensive use of ChatGPT resulted in psychological harm, physical injury, and even the deaths of users and/or those around them. futurism.com/artificial-i...
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OpenAI Is Now Facing Over 50 Consumer Harm and Wrongful Death Lawsuits
OpenAI was hit with 30 new lawsuits overs its alleged role in the Tumbler Ridge school massacre. It now faces over 50 consumer harm lawsuits.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That's right. America's Best Mayor knows this shit is dangerous for kids in many ways and stops them from using their brains. Wish he could also help some adults realize that too.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Being on the tail end of my kid’s childhood is a fucking trip, folks. Especially on mornings when he’s sleeping in, I’m sipping coffee, and the house across the street with two kids under 5 is producing some god-awful sounds of child discontent.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's not the only reason he fucking sucks but all my Massachusetts homies love and support trans people and rightwing Democrats can eat shit with this losing strategy.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It is genuinely hilarious that Massachusetts government has a baseline level of corruption and fundamental lack of transparency, but the populace still manages to elect pretty competent adults who keep life reasonably fucking dope.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Markey beat that ass
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I just watched a clip of a British doctor detailing the horrors of the genocide in Gaza and I hate being pedantic, but hearing him wax poetic about how Great Britain has historically stood against such atrocities is … something. Our belief in such Western fantasies is part of why we’re here.
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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We don’t talk enough about how health care companies have started using dynamic pricing for their contract rates with nurses AND have been buying credit bureau data on prospectives to target desperate people who may accept a lower contract rate. My mom said it best: guillotines won’t be enough.
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