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Dr. Todd Forged

@they.forgedtheir.phd
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Doctorate in Whale Psychology with an emphasis in Fibbing

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Maybee @mightbebianca.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Doctors hate her! #Oc #digitalart #cartoon Her name is Appie :] 🍎
A pink and yellow Squirrel girl wearing a fashionable fall outfit!BIG APPLE, small appie
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 16/11/2024
I would be a better HHS secretary
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 14/11/2024
do you guys have any idea how hard it is to resist joining in on the phd bit. i would be so good at it. it would be pure chaos
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 08/11/2024
Will be continuing using this account for the bit, but most poasting will be done on @hugeblank.dev from now on. I will also be following everyone that I follow on this account over there, keep an eye out for that. (for nerds: moving from plc to a web DID. thanks @goeo.lol for the help!👍)
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Bellisomo Portraiture @bellisomop.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 02/11/2024
Kami-sama unleash me from this dreaded mortal coil and my soul shall be yours
Account user standing in the middle of a river on a stone, arms outstretched, as if making a plea to the gods
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 27/10/2024
I thought about buying them, but I only needed one. What a difficult situation! 😓
Account user holding a pair of eevee socks, pondering whether or not to purchase them
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 27/10/2024
Block and Chain torture
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 27/10/2024
Ready to take on another day in Kyoto!
Account user standing with arms slightly spread, looking at the camera with a neutral expression, in a train station
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Computer: enter password Me: Fortnight Computer: password is two week
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 25/09/2024
I wonder if moo deng will fall off of trending before she grows up, or if that will be what causes her downfall. Like which is going to happen first
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
One aspect that no one seems to talk about with free school lunch is that it probably gives back time to women. Women are disproportionately the ones responsible for getting kids ready for school, including making them lunches. By having lunch provided, it relieves them of that burden.
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School Lunch: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 14/08/2023
I have a patent pending on dick and balls, as a precautionary measure I suggest cutting it off now before I send a cease and desist. Thanks for your understanding!!
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
FUCK YEAH GOT YOUR ASS
Saturn posed just above the lunar surface about to enter occultation with the moon
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky image that says "Celebrating 10M users 🎉; #69,420; Bluesky Elder Certified First 1%; Joined Apr 20, 2023"
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goeo like the @goeo.lol · 17/09/2024
self hosters getting bullied as always
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 16/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #129,245! honestly so real of them to do this I was kinda curious
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 16/09/2024
Started practicing my Gregorian chanting recently, heard something about chapel drone trending
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 15/09/2024
A lot of the people I’m seeing on social media are making the jump to Linux, good! But they’re choosing Ubuntu, not good! For a long time it was a good choice but the moment snaps happened it gimped the experience. This sounds menacing, but after a conversation with friends, I agree. Use arch.
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Eugene The Silliest Goose @transgander.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Stealing this video from my Tumblr timeline because I think Bluesky would like it
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 14/09/2024
Has anyone else noticed a spike in the use of the word “cromulent” over the course of the last couple weeks
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 13/09/2024
✅ Remember my username ✅ Stay signed in for 30 days ✅ Trust this device [literally the next day, and literally every time] Sign-in, MFA check, and captcha
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 12/09/2024
🔨🔨🔨
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Robyn Swirling @rswirling.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
“So you don’t have a plan” “I have concepts of a plan!”
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 08/09/2024
Fracking a cold one with the boys
Oil rig workers handling heavy equipment
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 07/09/2024
UP POASTING
Ape typing on a typewriter. tak tak tak ziip
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Black Hawk Tuah Down, is this anything
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 02/09/2024
Oh you're cranky? Not feeling it today? Interesting. I cast mindful demure with advantage due to the girl dinner in my rucksack
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 01/09/2024
This is cool and all but where are the atmospheric drag queens at
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 01/09/2024
Shout out not only to the new Brazilian users, but also to the non-Brazilians that joined out of sympathy/respect for the situation
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Soap Tea @soaptea.art · 01/09/2024
Hi im sammi and i used this app once a year ago and now im back
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
👀 Spotted on 4th Avenue in Brooklyn.
White sticker with handwritten "Cars Ruin Cities" stuck to a silver pole. A bike lane is in the background.
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wichita chinaman @swaggy.website · 30/08/2024
"come to brazil" bro brazil is coming to us
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 25/08/2024
Dubstep frying pan? That’s a skrillet
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 25/08/2024
AMD Raytheon Ballistics Processing Unit
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 24/08/2024
Standing on the black and white side suppressing the annoying ass voice in my head that’s telling me the grass is greener on the other side
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 24/08/2024
The insult “touch grass” is not demeaning because it suggests the target is terminally online, but rather that most grass has been artificially selected to make anyone who looks at it wrong get micro papercuts.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 17/08/2024
Welcome back to the shop. Buy some stuff. Or don't. Seriously, please don't put the decision on us. It's way too much pressure. God. Okay, okay. Fuck. Oh my god. What is happening. Where's the Xanax? We're not your damn financial planner! Why do you come to us with these decisions?!
A photo of a t-shirt with a crow on it made using overlapping letters and punctuation marks from a typewriter and the word "caw" beneath itA photo of a black pair of shoes in the Converse All Star style with a doodle of an elephant in the trans flag colors, and a fox in the rainbow flag's colorsA shirt with a doodle of an elephant made to look like the Jazz design of cups from the 90'sA screenshot of the header from our shop. It reads:

pay what you want. in order to accommodate as many people as possible, and because we do not believe that money should stand between you and something that will make your day better, our shop follows a Zero Profit model.
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Chipotle Roan @garbageganghq.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 10/03/2024
biblically accurate PCBs
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 04/03/2024
When I grow up I want to be a wizard
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 20/02/2024
@juicysteak117.gay why is it "hey guys check this out" and not "well would you look at the time"?
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 18/02/2024
Kinda wish I had more people in my physical vicinity that understood and took interest in the projects I’m working on
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 07/02/2024
@the.whitecanof.monster wait holy shit they unbanned you?! When?
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 07/02/2024
Wondering why some people have unique handles that don't end in "bsky.social"? 👀 You can set your website as your handle! Purchase and manage a domain through Bluesky here: account.bsky.app We especially encourage official organizations to self-verify their account with their website.
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 07/02/2024
Seeing a lot of people I follow sharing their bsky accounts on twitter makes me happy. Expecting big (good) things for the shitposting community.
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