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@numet.al
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he/him, monster energy zero ultra enjoyer, blueskys most oppressed user ™️, voted aol's wife guy of the year, liberation through armed struggle

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marty, @numet.al · 09/04/2025
im like if a guy logged off
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 11/09/2026
scrooge leaning out the window of the 100th floor of the north tower: you there plane, what day is it?
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
unheard of levels of being Locked In
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
door dash steak nuggets from arbys
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
Beaumont Texas
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hey everyone! my friend maha sent this video of her boy hamoud and i thought you’d like to see it. he’s getting so big so fast, thanks to you all ♥️
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Anti-Komedian Aktion @carrierwave666.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dutch Protestanism call that Calvin & Hoobbes
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
are you fucking high
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
whats the funniest American town or city that 9/11 could happen to now? indianapolis?
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Chris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am fucking wheezing right now
The Three Stooges official account honoring 9/11
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
you think that donkey and shrek ever explored each other's bodies
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 28/02/2026
it’s 3/29/49 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east it’s 8/15/53 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east it’s 3/9/57 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east it’s 7/15/58 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east it’s 9/17/70 and my govt seeks conflict in the middle east
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
me retweeting old 9/11 posts ✈️ ✈️ your feed 🏢 🏢
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023
i will never forget the howard stern show covering the action as it happened, and the glee in their voice as they blamed brown people in the middle east & their endorsement and encouragement to bomb the middle east into the stone age
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023
the fucking balls on this dude, unreal
former president George W Bush at his paint station, with a picture of the twin towers burning being painted by him. Unsure if it's a photoshop.
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023
Trump, Obama, Clinton, and Bush decided to race to decide who was the fastest. Trump went 1st and he ran from the start to the finish line in 23:34 minutes. Clinton went 2nd and got 15:28 minutes. Obama went after and did 10 minutes, thinking he may have won. Until Bush did 9:11.
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023
all of your reasons for not liking 9/11 jokes are valid but have you considered i dont care, and also, it is a pittance for what this country - the most bloodthirsty country on earth - deserves.
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marty, @numet.al · 08/02/2024
POV you're a plane on 9/11 but too late Ernest P Worrell on a golf cart has you beat
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023
now watch this drive
george bush discussing the events of 9/11, and then hitting a tee shot.the first explosion of sept 11, 2001
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2023
There are only two reasons why you shouldn't tell 9/11 jokes but they both completely fall flat
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every day, I hope for my Umbrella Man moment - making some obscure political point, only for the prestige to happen nearly a decade and a half later in front of Congress, leaving a paltry number of commentators entirely nonplussed by the affair. Oh and I hope they bring back the Minions® Frosty®.
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
charlie kirk tweet from 2016 "we bow down to iranian radicals and apologize"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah I can tell you're a lifelong Democrat by your willingness to throw marginalized groups under the bus.
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 11/09/2023
rip marty, 9/11/23 8:47am - 9:29am
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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
ig i have a high tolerance for dark humor so i’m not offended by *most* 9/11 jokes, but what does cross the line is people making it about themselves. i was agnostic about Marty being banned but then timing his comeback and 2nd ban to coincide with 8:45-9:15 is sicko and self-absorbed.
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
women hold up at least 70% of the sky
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Steve BOOSwood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Guy who looks like he’s about to murder an entire schoolbus of children, “Why do they always come with fucking violence!!!!!”
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marty, @numet.al · 11/09/2026
this is how it feels when the server forgets the cheese for your fajitas
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marty, @numet.al · 27/03/2025
best fight scene in cinema history hands down
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it’s a very popular and pervasive racist stereotype that no east asian country has ever invented anything and east asians are simply good at “mimicry”
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It's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"wooden drone" is the kind of weapon you get when you really fuck up your Civ VII tech tree
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marty, @numet.al · 10/09/2026
they should do joe rogan next
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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Has anyone tried pointing out legality before? Surely it won't be ignored.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
earlier i encountered an ai agent of some kind who seemed to sense my presence the instant i walked into the room. that was unsettling enough, but what happened next terrified me: it wrote a song, suggested i play it "note for note," and, when i expressed worry, told me not to worry but "be happy"
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marty, @numet.al · 10/09/2026
playing with my geopolitical action figures like a normal person, pew pew
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 10/09/2026
me reporting a Paul freezer post that is a drawing of a guy getting shot
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marty, @numet.al · 10/09/2026
counting or not counting what he means, vern?
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marty, @numet.al · 10/09/2026
this is how paul killed charlie kirk
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marty, @numet.al · 10/09/2026
we know
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marty, @numet.al · 01/01/2026
does this site still ban people who say charlie kirk deserved it or do i wish they'd got his wife too?
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marty, @numet.al · 10/09/2026
he's still dead
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Jose Mourinho's Emotional Victory Celebration
ALT: Jose Mourinho's Emotional Victory Celebration
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ernest p worrell @ernestpworrell.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
do i have any moots in Utah?? gotta lay low for a few days
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marty, @numet.al · 10/09/2026
counting or not counting what he means, vern?
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marty, @numet.al · 02/09/2026
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marty, @numet.al · 20/08/2026
testing to see if these things still work
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marty, @numet.al · 22/08/2026
see y'all again when it's time to celebrate
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marty, @numet.al · 22/08/2026
my friends up north be warned, if we'd do it to ourselves why wouldn't we do it to y'all
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marty, @numet.al · 22/08/2026
yea i like poutine. poutine my vpn location as toronto to get around my state's porn verification firewall!
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