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Dr. Todd Forged

@they.forgedtheir.phd
69 followers 2 following 365 posts

Doctorate in Whale Psychology with an emphasis in Fibbing

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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 02/11/2024
Kami-sama unleash me from this dreaded mortal coil and my soul shall be yours
Account user standing in the middle of a river on a stone, arms outstretched, as if making a plea to the gods
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 27/10/2024
I thought about buying them, but I only needed one. What a difficult situation! 😓
Account user holding a pair of eevee socks, pondering whether or not to purchase them
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 27/10/2024
Ready to take on another day in Kyoto!
Account user standing with arms slightly spread, looking at the camera with a neutral expression, in a train station
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 16/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #129,245! honestly so real of them to do this I was kinda curious
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 08/09/2024
Fracking a cold one with the boys
Oil rig workers handling heavy equipment
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 07/09/2024
UP POASTING
Ape typing on a typewriter. tak tak tak ziip
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 14/12/2023
Earlier today bluesky corrupted my banner (formerly the bliss wallpaper) I took a screenshot of it and changed it to be my banner
The bliss wallpaper but it got corrupted
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 06/09/2023
Society would be a lot more interesting if the second amendment only applied to those who have transed their gender
A tweet. Text reads:
I just hit a starfield bug where when I load from a save, I cannot fire ranged weapons. Melee works, but not ranged. Googling, several people the a [sic] fix is….to change your gender. Not joking.

I really don’t understand what kind of code can even produce bugs like this, tbh.
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 21/08/2023
I like my ladies like I like my PCs. Able to accept 5.25”
A 5.25 inch floppy disk
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 13/08/2023
BE A SLUT …ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ…
Frame from Bocchi the rock: Bocchi is about to strum a guitar confidently Frame from Bocchi the rock: Bocchi having absolutely no confidence, attempting to turn down an offer
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 27/07/2023
Shout out to the people I pissed off enough to block! I understand and respect your decision 🤝💯
Block List
For User: forged.phd
Total Users that block this account: 3

Handle: melkat.blue, Date 7/26/2023
Handle: lefttheprairie.bsky.social, Date: 6/18/2023
Handle: enidcoleslaw.bsky.social, Date: 7/25/2023
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 27/07/2023
Bocchi from Bocchi the Rock with a pair of cat ears. Text reads: “post this cat with considerable delay”

The objective of this image is for the reader to download and repost again at a (considerably) later time/date.
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 25/07/2023
Skeletor meme, text reads: “joke’s on you I’m into that shit”
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 21/07/2023
Friendly reminder that Marcus Aurelius has absolved you of the obligation to have a take.
An excerpt from a translated text originally written by Marcus Aurelius. It reads:
You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you.
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 20/07/2023
This beet is my recital
Person holding a beet
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 20/07/2023
Left: Jerma eating a hamburger 
Right: Character from anime whose name I do not know, also eating a hamburger
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 18/07/2023
behold:
Excerpt from a Discord conversation.
forged.phd: lookin for that british pussy call that bangers and smash
eve: emote of an anime girl with a disappointed, downtrodden expression
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 16/07/2023
My headcanon is that this tweet spawned bluesky
GOP Representative Mike Higgins on some absolutely unhinged bullshit. Text reads:
“You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat can now reflect upon your woke sky.
  You made quite a non-binary fuss to save the world from intercontinental ballistic tweets.”
1,881 Retweets, 15.7K Quotes, 6,527 Likes, 1,918 Bookmarks
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 11/07/2023
Musk and Zuck the moment they get into the ring
Cute anime girl posted up. The text above her reads “Frotting time!!”
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 11/07/2023
Title card from the Lord of the Rings movie: “The return of the King”
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 04/07/2023
Reconnecting with my Twitter Mutuals.
A group photo of vibrantly colored clowns
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 03/07/2023
Baking tray my family was using had an important message for bluesky users:
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 30/06/2023
This is how I post
Well dressed man with a clown nose gesturing at an empty white board
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 30/06/2023
For reference:
The hamburger helper mascot, a gloved hand with a red nose, holding a spoon with its thumb appendage.
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 29/06/2023
And there we have it.
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 27/06/2023
Sir, a second bullet has hit the wolf trade center
Tuesday, Sept. 11, 2001 file photo, Chief of Staff Andy Card whispers into the ear of President George W. Bush to give him word of the plane crashes into the World Trade Center, during a visit to the Emma E. Booker Elementary School in Sarasota, Fla. (AP Photo/Doug Mills, File)
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 27/06/2023
Met Dan Povenmire, one of the creators of Phineas & Ferb and the voice of Dr. Doofenschmirtz today at Disneyland!
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 23/06/2023
It was never a correct term, it has always been this stupid bear, and there’s nothing anyone can do to change that
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Dr. Todd Forged @they.forgedtheir.phd · 17/06/2023
The hit song Chiquitita was directly inspired by the bands collective love for bananas!
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