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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado

@thewillthe.bsky.social
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FoD, former AVCer, father to cat and dog alike

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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 4h
Looks like he should be out getting PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 4h
Good job!
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 12h
Good god.
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PacoOnPause @pacoonpause.bsky.social · 14h
It's 2026 and doctors are recommending handwashing as a way to prevent inhaling airborne viruses.
three panel comic:

panel 1: guy on bike with stick in his hand and the caption says: I'm a doctor

panel 2: guy on bike putting stick into his wheel spokes with the caption: Protect yourself from airborne viruses with lasting health consequences by washing your hands 

panel 3: guy on ground in pain holding his knee because his bike crashed with the caption: Why is my ER full
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Being like “no, make 3 movies, not 2, here’s $200 million” and the fact that it worked is crazy
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah seeing Rice be great gives me joy, but the rest is so miserable to watch so often that I can never fully enjoy when they manage to be good
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In your face Joe Jr.! No, wait, that’s not how that works…
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Joss rn
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Always enjoy a good AI slop out in the wild. Lawsuit Threat! Total gibberish money!
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I also grew up in NJ and recently realized I have no memory of learning to pump gas myself. I don’t think anyone ever taught me?
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Inspired”
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spooktober entry no. 2 boxd.it/gBIBIj
boxd.it
A ★★★★ review of Backrooms (2026)
I’m a big dumb idiot for not getting the AI parallels til the very last scene.
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spooktober entry no. 1 boxd.it/gAr6W7
boxd.it
A ★★★★ diary entry for Resident Evil (2026)
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looks like Tree Minus Zero
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How much longer til he’s old enough to be Home Alone’d?
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Man Raising Eyebrows
ALT: Man Raising Eyebrows
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s me!
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 28/09/2026
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Star Trek 5 Star Trek V
Alt: Star Trek V, Kirk, with Spock and Bones in the background, asks “What does god need with a starship?”
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Colors The Colors Duke
ALT: The Colors The Colors Duke
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol, I guess it hasn’t been mentioned so much in season 2, but it was always funny how angry everyone was still about it FIFTEEN YEARS LATER
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All the 9/11 references crack me up. It always makes me think of
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I cannot get over how bad the Malik Akerman subplots are that they’ve mostly reduced her to one scene per ep in S2. (Maggie Siff isn’t faring much better)
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would kill for this.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
162 games in the books. And now, what some people consider the start of the “real” season: That’s right, the second set of 162 games played by the remaining 12 teams, which will ultimately determine who makes it to the MLB playoffs.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Arrested Development Lucille Wink
ALT: Arrested Development Lucille Wink
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
once you see Newsom as Gul Dukat you cannot unsee it
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remembering the time @ehbinmn.bsky.social came to the office in completely accidental cosplay
Autumn men
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We draw ever closer to my dream of a 4k update of Criterion’s The Rock
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was about to say it’s generally true that fast food from not-your-area sucks, but Jack in the Box is a notable exception
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wow Bernie was there at the same time as those guys? Wild.
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Really the “man liking a good show for the wrong reasons” starter pack
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nooope. Was he the you-are-or-aren’t-the-father one?
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been watching Tokyo Vice and as great as the show is, I’m particularly obsessed with Ken Watanabe’s car. I want one.
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lol yeah I’ve had issues that ended me up with one more left contact than right and it drives me crazy
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t why but I’m the odd 90s kid who never watched daytime tv when sick. References to Price Is Right or soap operas are totally foreign to me
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I switched to that a few years ago, and you’d think “the first of the month” would be easy to remember, but I’ll still frequently realize it’s like the 5th and go “fuck”
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yall on biweekly or monthly?
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know it happens every year but I’m legitimately shocked this year by how quickly it’s getting later for the sun to come up
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biblically Accurate VLC Instance
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(Literally just remembered they did another after that, Dark Phoenix, which I also have zero memory of)
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My most lasting memory of that was watching it on an airplane and them blurring out Olivia Munn’s cleavage
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Time to share my favorite thing written about this show
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Otis Spunkmeyer Aficionado @thewillthe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That poster art really writes a check that the movie itself doesn’t cash
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