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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social

@thewalkingjohn.bsky.social
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Delco born and raised. Baseball is my religion. Hardcore MSTie. Yearly walker for St. Jude’s. Runner 5 Magoo super fan.

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Jason Collette @jasoncollette.bsky.social · 5h
Boston needs to do something bold to change their fate in this series. They should try scoring a run.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 7h
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 6h
Do the announcers have any idea how many kiddos who attend public school are watching this game? Way to joke about how they have fewer resources and opportunities than kiddos who go to a private school that charges $54,900 for tuition PER YEAR 🙄
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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 6h
Public schools should not be catching strays on this NBC Red Sox v. Yankees playoff broadcast.
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 6h
Me seeing Caleb Durbin at the plate. I blame @chaoskat.bsky.social
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Cartoon Chicken's 'Say What' Look
ALT: Cartoon Chicken's 'Say What' Look
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 7h
You’re booing a team that went 81-81. Did you just realize your team sucks?
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 7h
Think Donnie will start Duran tomorrow?
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 7h
Ask and you shall receive, @patwoods.bsky.social
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 7h
average rays infielder
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 7h
I feel like flyers / pens should be opening night every season.
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 8h
Just saw a Septa bus drive past me that said “Septa Roadeo” on it. I’m genuinely curious what that is all about.
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 9h
The less game 3s we get, the farther back our game moves I would guess. Would be nice to have a prime time battle tomorrow.
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 9h
Da Pope
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 10h
18*
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 10h
That would have been amazing had the last inning not happened
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 10h
They went out the way they played all year, unable to hit, unable to catch, and leaving their starting pitching out to dry
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 10h
Pain.
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The Good Phight @thegoodphight.bsky.social · 10h
It’s fitting that the last game of the season is going to feature Cristopher Sánchez doing a Herculean feat that’s lost upon bad defense and even worse offense
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 11h
I blame the raw milk
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 11h
I saw Harper under the ball and I turned away and then I turned back and we’re losing?!?!
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 11h
Ronnie is definitely bunting.
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 11h
Gotta pinch run for him, don’t ya? And probably have Kim bunting?
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 11h
This ump has a really low strikezone. Can’t believe we haven’t seen more challenges.
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 11h
I think your pfp is perfect with this @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social .
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 11h
Be a hero, Olson. Bunt him over. No need to swing the bat.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 11h
I miss satire.
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Charlie O'Connor @charlieoconn.bsky.social · 11h
How are these commentators shocked that Tyler Mahle is mowing down the Phillies??? This was legit the most predictable outcome ever.
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Bronsalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 11h
WHAT DOES KEVIN LONG DO???
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 11h
We’re walking Acuna, right?
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 11h
GREAT INNING, GUYS!
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Kÿle @kbeatt.com · 12h
Need 6 here
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 12h
Imagine thinking using Eli in your commercials would make me want to use your product.
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 12h
That was so weird. What was Acuna’s goal in that at bat?
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 12h
Not the guy you should be walking, Cris.
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 12h
The real Doom was just the friends we made along the way.
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Whotony @tonydewald.bsky.social · 12h
Just Throwing wide Realmuto
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 12h
Less than ideal throw there, JT,
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 14h
I feel dumb even just having to say this but the reason passports are mailed out in plain regular envelopes is that so that people do not attempt to steal easily recognizable passports in the mail. bsky.app/profile/carn...
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 12h
That surely won’t comeback to bite us.
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 13h
Not a chance.
“First pitch scheduled 
2:00 PM EDT
Truist Park”
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 13h
ST JUDE WALK UPDATE! Can you believe that we’re just 3 days from the walk? 3!?! Man, what a ride it’s been. We are are 115 donors and less than $200 raised from $5000 for my personal fundraising. I would love love love to get to 120 / $5000 if possible by Saturday. Anybody want to help out?
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 13h
Me after the World Series is over
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 15h
Hey Dumbo, Nice **** bullpen.
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Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton) Crotch Grab
Alt: Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton) Crotch Grab
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Zombies, Run! @zombiesrunofficial.bsky.social · 16h
Our Run For Your Life extras begin, with a special epilogue mission by Naomi Alderman! This is part of the bonus extras we're offering to subscribers, which include: - The script for this mission. - An AMA with Naomi. - Behind-the-scenes writing material. zombiesrungame.com/subscribe/arc
Run For Your Life Mission 9 banner artwork
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 17h
We have a data center in our kitchen, it’s beautiful. It makes breakfast every morning and it guards the house. We gave our dogs to Kristi Noem.
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 17h
I forgot about the Phillies’ existence for a few hours
A Norman Rockwell painting of a man in a brown jacket standing up in a town hall environment, looking like he is about to say something brave
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 19h
Same story with a friend of mine, who is now actually quite famous. She dropped out after my university refused to discipline the two men who raped her, and made her sit in the same class with her in her specialized major. Her planned entire career path ended immediately.
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 20h
Is the “championship chasing, piece that puts the spurs over the top” taking the photo of Harris? Maybe he’s sitting next to him, just off camera?
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social @thewalkingjohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just gonna ignore everyone else? Rude.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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