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frog🪽 @froginastore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
trouble with the romun emperor
YOU MISSED TWICE?!
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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ALL YOU NEED IS KURARARA @houraisan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dude, does anyone else remember when he said this!!!!!!!!!! #epic #leftism #juchethought
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 29/09/2026
The aging platformer mascot attempted to pull off a late-in-life social rebrand as “Christopher.” paletteswap.site/dif...
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thethreemustyfears @thethreemustyfears.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Idk why I was so anti-Taskmaster initially, this shit's REALLY funny
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wern 🏳️‍⚧️⨂ @wernmoment.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 24/09/2026
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thethreemustyfears @thethreemustyfears.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's funny when ppl justify to me why they're coughing when I'm masked, like: A) idc if it's just allergies, cause idk that i can trust you (and YOU may not even know) B) masking is not an inconvenience whatsoever C) the whole reason I'm doing this is to protect my husband, leave my ass olone lol
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
USDA Replaces Food Stamps With One Giant Rutabaga To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 21/09/2026
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
someone said "unc alarm" 😭
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Mane Tank @manetank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No. 30 and No. 45 goobbues
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 18/09/2026
With Bonnie’s bedroom now under constant surveillance, Woody, Buzz, and the other toys may never move on their own again. paletteswap.site/dif...
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thethreemustyfears @thethreemustyfears.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Really impressed with how well Risk of Rain 2 runs on Switch 2 (it's not perfect, but it maintains a stable framerate most of the time (I've also not beaten Mithrix on S2 yet so we'll see lol))
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So thoughtful of your parents to put together their very own fall tv preview! Read it here: www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Shouts & Murmurs
Your Parents’ Fall TV Preview
By Josh Gondelman
Published 9/17/2026

A photo of an older white couple sitting on a couch watching tv.“North of South of the Border” on Paramount+

Welcome to El Paso, where men are men and women are cast mostly in nonspeaking roles. Taylor Sheridan’s latest drama stars Mel Gibson as a Border Patrol agent who feels conflicted about his work because his bosses won’t let him arbitrarily deport Jews and Greek people. Sheridan’s shows currently take up so much of Paramount’s programming that there isn’t enough time in the day to air “North of South of the Border” as its own hour-long drama. It appears exclusively in snippets on television sets that characters are watching within the show “Landman,” which your parents refer to as “Yellowstone.”“Tendershire Farms” (Season 18) on BritBox
Maude Tendershire (Olivia Gingerbottom) works as the caretaker for her family’s historic chamomile farm. That’s about it. The show is so cozy and soothing that the actors frequently fell asleep during takes and can be spotted snoozing in the background. This season, low-jinx ensue after Lord Gilderoy (Hankleton Dunderthorpe III) stops by for a visit, but he’s already eaten so he doesn’t stay for tea. A lamb wanders off but soon returns. And for one entire episode, a gentle breeze rustles the branches of a weeping willow tree as an inaudible conversation takes place nearby.“Dr. Shaft, M.D.” on Fox
An underground facility known as Drive Shaft, Maryland, is home to the Washington, D.C. metro area’s most cutthroat drag-racing scene—and there’s a new driver tearing up the quarter-mile track. Other gearheads know him as Smooth J., but at his day job, at the Foggy Bottom Urology Clinic, Jason Shafterton goes by Dr. Shaft. Will his addiction to fast driving undermine his commitment to providing affordable penile health care to residents of our nation’s capital? Only time will tell. Your parents really aren’t that interested in the racing scenes or, frankly, the medical stuff. But your mom refuses to miss an episode because the show stars Daveed Diggs from the original cast of “Hamilton.”
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 16/09/2026
It's important to remind readers that while there are a few anti-trans dems, many are doing great work. Spanberger in VA did not flinch at anti-trans attacks. Now, she just ended Governor Youngkin's infamous rule that would ban trans students from bathrooms. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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VA Gov. Spanberger Kills Youngkin-Era Rule That Would Have Banned Trans Students From Bathrooms
“Spanberger showed how Democrats win amidst Republican attacks.”
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Tintin @tintinteal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shhhh... She's dreaming 🐶🥚🌟 #Art #Fanart #hallabratory #Kirby #PartTimeUFO #Boxboy
Fanart illustration fo the Hal Labratory Logo Dog cuddling with Jobski (Part Time UFO) Kirby (Kirby Series) and Box Boy (Box Boy! Series)
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thethreemustyfears @thethreemustyfears.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Genuinely unconscionable how expensive it is to have cancer in this country without insurance. Just seeing the before and after insurance costs for everything that comes across his MyChart is mind boggling, and thank fuck for the maximum out of pocket for the year. Like we'll be fine, but goddamn.
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にれ @nire023.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
リック
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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RainDing 🌧 @raindingrandom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You know what? Here's ALL the opponent voice clips from Kirby's Avalanche. There's some really good ones that I think more people need to hear. #Kirby
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Yakumono @luigiblood.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Releasing now! Satellaview Super Mario Bros. 2 (BS Super Mario USA) MSU1 ROM containing all 4 episodes with full english dub on project.satellaview.org! #Satellaview #SNES Have fun!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
From the never-produced Mr. Show movie HOORAY FOR AMERICA! Late ‘90s.
MOMENTS LATER -
CUT
DAVID
(to camera)
It's very simple. This is my last campaign stop. In the next month, my opponents will spend an estimated combined total of 178 million dollars campaigning for your vote. I, too, will spend 178 million dollars. On you. If elected, I will send each and every registered voter a check for 4,072 dollars and 65 cents.
David holds up a GIANT CHECK to "Joe Public."
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 11/09/2026
Due to rising rents and gentrification, Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse is set to take place in a 3-bedroom/2-bath condominium. paletteswap.site/dif...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired…
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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pancakeparadox.bsky.social @pancakeparadox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
in bed cry laughing because grok translation is so catastrophically terrible holy fuck
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 09/09/2026
the king of cosmos was right. the earth really is full of things
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thethreemustyfears @thethreemustyfears.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've never seen horseflies in person before, holy fuck they're big???
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 08/09/2026
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wrinkly Kong has always been wrinkly. However, for decades, her Donkey Kong Country 3 artwork was not available in a high enough resolution to see just how wrinkly she was. In 2025, Nintendo Music finally revealed it in a quality high enough to truly see the immense wrinkliness of her skin.
Cranky Kong's wife, Wrinkly Kong, was first introduced in Donkey Kong Country 2. True to her name, her skin was wrinkled, though not much more than Cranky Kong's.
In Donkey Kong Country 3, her skin texture was updated, but no artwork was published in high enough resolution to truly see the extent of her wrinkliness.
In January 2025, a Wrinkly Kong playlist was added to Nintendo Music. While the thumbnail for it is small when viewed in the app, extracting the source image shows it is in a higher resolution than any version of her Donkey Kong Country 3 artwork ever published. This allows the immense wrinkliness of her skin to finally be seen in detail. Every millimeter of her skin is covered with deep creases that resemble a topological map, or an undulating liquid surface.
Source: spriters-resource.com user "FridayFunkGaming291", spriters-resource.com/mobile/nintendomusic/asset/599010
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John Linneman @dark1x.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wow, they finally hired that man
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images with fitting ffxiv music @fittingxivsongs.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
#ffxiv
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thethreemustyfears @thethreemustyfears.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Really enjoyed the music-forward theme of The Rising this year
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Safer∙Shawk (Finally removed BDAY) @kan-sais.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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shiho @shihoran.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
the coolest #ffxiv
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Hobo @dochobo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
>"Worst crash we’ve seen since the 1980s" warns Epic CEO
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 04/09/2026
Gamers who raised a Dark Chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle will not be admitted to heaven, according to the pope. paletteswap.site/dif...
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ChloeCade @chloecade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔
Pigmon from episode 8 of the original Ultraman series.
Text reads:
"September 4, 1966, Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, died."
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yukari from Persona 3 announcing "Here's our chance for an All-Out Attack!"
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Suki DN ♡ @gardevoir.online · 03/09/2026
Right now is the ideal time to ask the most annoying people in your office an extremely important, time sensitive question, ideally in front of management or their direct report
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 03/09/2026
hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.
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Shoes (COMMS OPEN) @shoesbedrawin.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 01/09/2026
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