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Joe

@thethirdjoe.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, professional GM. I post about my pets, X-Men, games, and occasionally DC politics. He/him. Also thethirdjoe on Discord.

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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There are two wolves inside you
Scottfree.bsky.social posting "I love that Warhammer 40k is the sci-fi setting that's winning"Zoewithasword.bsky.social posting "I am so mad that Warhammer 40k is the sci fi future thats winning"
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gandalf Big Naturals (an edited screenshot of Gandalf but with massive tits)
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I went to the super-stuffed tart factory and everyone knew you
Super Stuffed Strawberry Blast Pop-Tarts
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TIL Italy invented salt
The back of a CVS brand salt grinder. It says "Salt is the product of Italy" in all caps.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did they buy the leftovers from Dead Ringers?
A surgical room scene from Dead Ringers, with all the hospital staff and patient wearing red scrubs with hoods, and operating behind a red sheet
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A picture and of a pelican with its mouth open, as if to scoop up some shrimp

Photo by Don Danko, via Macaulay Library
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tabi, a white puppy with huge ears, lays on a sofa with her face in the sunlight
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The movie was so much better when nothing was confirmed for the audience. It was like if someone came in at the end of Inception to tell you if it was a dream or not.
The VVitch (pronounced as The Witch)
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I this series was the bisexual awakening for a few of my friends, but it also has one of the least subtle scenes from before they let Iceman be gay
Movie still Iceman freezing Wolverine's drink while making direct eye contact with him
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And it could never be her
The famous shell phone from It Follows, which has two circular screens inside a folding plastic clamshell
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Archie from Riverdale, having a war flashback mixed with high school football memories, captioned "The EPIC highs and lows of high school football . . .
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My other pal, Wewidl Wady. She's a ruthless foe of B1 droids.
A vaguely peach-colored Neimoidian in a pink outfit and denim vest, looking intensely at a data slate
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me (left) and my new operative, Squung Urblot (right)
A screenshot of Star Wars: Zero Company showing a blue Mirialan with black diamond tattoos on his forehead and a beard, and a green Ovissian with a giant head, big smile, and downward curving horns.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is Tabi
Tabi, a white puppy with brown nose and lips, resting her head on my hand
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Grave news, Popeyes is flying the flag upside down to signal that they're in distress
A Popeye's restaurant. The flag with their name on it is hanging upside down.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A copy of Dime Mystery Magazine with The Small Assassin as the cover story. The art shoes feet in high heels walking down stairs while a creepy face watches from beneath them.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bring him back!
A Weapon X-Men cover featuring Wolverine naked except for a helmet and a bunch of wires and electronics
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pinhead from Hellraiser with a speech bubble pointing toward the quoted post
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The sleep of the innocent (she'll probably sleep the sleep of the naughty later)
Tabi, a white puppy with brown lips and nose, sitting on the floor of a car, with her head resting on my hand and her eyes closed
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Kegan is gone for the week, so I made extra-hot (vegetarian) beef stir fry
A bowl of rice, vegetarian beef tips, peppers, and onions, with hoisin sauce
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Catching up on the Amtrak manga
A manga-style, "See Something, Say Something" poster featuring someone seeing an abandoned bag and saying "...sus..."
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hanging out with the little man before I leave for vacation
Prince Giles Von Fuzzbutt, a fluffy black cat, sitting on a green comforter with one paw forward and his head at a slight angle
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
She is puppy
Tabi, a lanky white puppy, spread across a sofa with her paws and chin resting on the arm
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The face of a girl who ate half my Christmas cactus this weekend
Tabi, a white puppy with giant ears, resting her head on the back of a sofa
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Cut myself solving a puzzle box today, so if you don't hear from me again, you know what happened.
Pinhead from Hellraiser
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Got to Master Ball Rank!
A Pokemon Champions screen showing the Master Ball Tier rank-up reward
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Post an album you've listened to 100 times. Yes, it did come out last year.
The cover of Eusexua, by FKA Twigs
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Lycaon, an Arakki mutant from X-Men: Red who was described as an Omega version of Wolverine
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Have we started the annual Cunk at Pride discourse yet?
Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
She's finally mastered fetch
Tabi, a medium-sized white puppy with a brown nose and eyes, dropping an orange ball in my hand
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I didn't like IVX in general, but they should let Dazzler do this again.
A panel from Inhumans vs. X-Men. Emma Frost hits Black Bolt in the throat with her diamond arm, then Dazzler, who has just absorbed a full-volume shout from Black Bolt, blasts him with a multicolored laser.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The Krakoa comics were implying something a lot more direct between them!
An X-Men comic panel. Wolverine and Cyclops are sitting in chairs, looking at Planet Arakko from space.

Wolverine: The scenery at that place is something else.

Cyclops: It sure is.

Wolverine: Jeannie in a bikini.

Cyclops: Scott in a Speedo.

Wolverine: Heh. Well, who could say no to that?
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I think our Tyranids might be related
Magenta and blue Tyranids attacking an Imperial Knight's ankle
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone
The Pokémon Golbat, but with arms instead of wings and it has little fingers and toes. It's striking a sassy pose.

Credit goes to DTSaranya
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Her ears are so ridiculous. I love her.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
And a hag I painted in the last hour of the event. I'm pretty proud of how she turned out with just four colors and a wash
Front view of a hag mini with purple skin, blue and gray robes, and a wood staff. She is painted to look like she's covered in a thin layer of frost and snow.Left side view of a hag mini with purple skin, blue and gray robes, and a wood staff. She is painted to look like she's covered in a thin layer of frost and snow.Right side view of a hag mini with purple skin, blue and gray robes, and a wood staff. She is painted to look like she's covered in a thin layer of frost and snow.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
One of the demo minis from the paint & take I ran today
A blue slaad D&D mini, with turquoise bumps, bone spines, and a pink and purple tongueThe back of a blue slaad D&D mini, with turquoise bumps and bone spines
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I'm a big fan of Snoot Snortpowder
Max Rebo, a blue alien with an elephant-like trunk.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
A screenshot from Dario Argento's Inferno, showing Rose swimming fully clothed in the sunken ballroom
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Post a comic cover you love.
X-Statix #3 Direct Edition, featuring Venus Dee Milo holding a steaming human heart, while Mister Sensitive clutches his chest in the bottom corner
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The Metro is single-tracking, I got stuck in a car with dozens of kids from a private high school, and now the car smells like burning rubber.
Jean-Paul Sartre, who famously wrote "l'enfer, c'est les autres" or "Hell, it's other people"
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Tabi was playing with Giles and he ran away when she barked. She brought her toys to the gate to convince him to come back.
Tabi, a white dog, waiting next to a pet gate. There is a stuffed shark and a bouncy ball on the ground next to her.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I got some cute little succulents! I'm going to repot them all together later this week.
A haworthiopsis, a lithops, and a peperomia in little pots on the windowsill
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Fancy cracker night
A cracked pepper & olive oil Triscuit with feta cheese and salmon caviar
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Me when misfortune strikes my foes
Alia from Dune (1984), standing on a flaming battlefield holding a crysknife in one hand and gom jabbar in the other, while closing her eyes and smiling
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The donuts
Legendary Protein Donuts with 20g protein and no sugar. They probably taste like cardboard.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
She made me get out of bed and now she won't let me go back to it
Tabi, a white and light brown puppy with very large ears, curled up to sleep in my lap
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
They are really pretty snakes
A photo of a golden eyelash viper from the Toronto Zoo
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Look at this cunty snake I drew in first grade
A page that says "Snakes lay eggs. This is a golden eyelash viper." There is a marker drawing of a yellow snake outlined in purple, with a green eye, orange lips, and curly ridges on its head.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
A meme titled "The illusion of free choice". A cow looks down a split path with labels that say $7 coffee and coffee made at home. Both paths lead to coffee made by a faggot.
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