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Joe

@thethirdjoe.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, professional GM. I post about my pets, X-Men, games, and occasionally DC politics. He/him. Also thethirdjoe on Discord.

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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 8h
I'm going to be so pissed off if I open one of these in a draft
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This will be a thread of essays I recommend to students in my creative nonfiction workshop:
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 8h
Did they mean uvula?
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 13h
Oh yeah, the first year I ran after school classes I caught a new cold every couple weeks
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 13h
There are two wolves inside you
Scottfree.bsky.social posting "I love that Warhammer 40k is the sci-fi setting that's winning"Zoewithasword.bsky.social posting "I am so mad that Warhammer 40k is the sci fi future thats winning"
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 20h
Are the X-Men allowed to listen to Seal or does his DC canon status keep Marvel from using him?
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Nightcrawler is My Boyfriend Podcast @nimbf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today we're discussing, as the great Seal once said, "my power, my pleasure, my pain." The Shadow King has us thinking about politics of pleasure and who gets to use power. Also, trips to Japan and Canada and the first appearance of Alpha Flight. spotifycreators-web.app.link/e/RAKrhgR2F6b
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Spooky Jack-o'-lantern, KeganExe @keganexe.com · 05/10/2026
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Lizard Performs "Bring Me To Life" By Evanescence | Masked Singer | S11 E5
YouTube video by Masked Clips
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Spooky Jack-o'-lantern, KeganExe @keganexe.com · 05/10/2026
Why did no one tell me that SisQó did a cover of Bring Me to Life while dressed like a fucking lizard
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Spooky Jack-o'-lantern, KeganExe @keganexe.com · 05/10/2026
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Tinashe & Nine Inch Nails - Nobody Wanna Dance Anymore x Closer (Nine Inch Noize Version) [mashup]
YouTube video by venes
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We should start putting more regional accents in movies so people in other countries get to experience them. NYC and Texas have had their turn in the spotlight; it's time for them to discover places like Baltimore, Pittsburgh, and Minneapolis.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think part of this is also that the article is about economics but the headline makes it sound like a blanket statement about political differences
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What an icon
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
I Don't Sleep Well. The title is rendered in biological looking script. The action takes place in the cross section of an apartment, where the characters are in front of a large window  with the angle such that we are looking down on to the street. Insect arms reach out to a woman, whose silhouette is replicated behind her. The moon shines down.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Omega Ray Bill comic when?
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fun fact: Mick Jones from Foreigner used to be in Spooky Tooth
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wonder if British ovens are still the size of 60's American ovens
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't tell if I love or hate them
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What does it mean? To go vrommmmmmm, of course.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vrombir is such a beautiful French word
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Better spread than Sableye!
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Help, I work for the company named after the evil orb from Lord of the Rings and now women don't want to date me!"
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After the others, and it's the baby of Facebook and Instagram! Everything about it seems awful.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know I'm on here encountering terrible posts and taking psychic damage, but you won't catch me dead on X or Threads. That's like escalating from a weed to PCP in terms of health risk.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gandalf Big Naturals (an edited screenshot of Gandalf but with massive tits)
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Re-implement higher tax brackets. Nationalize ambulances. While we're at it, throw Bush Jr. in there and dissolve DHS.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want 2028 candidates who run on undoing the effects of Trump's presidency but also Reagan's
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you haven't had the Hot Ones Pringles, you should add those to your list
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Any program can pass the Turing Test if the person giving the test has no idea what normal humans act like
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LET HER PLAY VIDEO GAMES
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What form do you want to see The Rocketeer come back in next (comic, movie, TV, etc.)?
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I use Dr. Elsey's, and I know they make a specific one that's supposed to be dust-free
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ooh, that's a good point. Is Halloween the Great Pumpkin's birthday?
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The plots are really funny too, because at first it's basically just five Spider-Mans in the same classroom, and you don't get to the persecuted minority themes until the first Sentinel comic
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a great time to remember that Xavier is in his late 20's or early 30's in this comic
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Method acting Halloween this year?
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Comments on several news articles this week are reminding me how many people say they're prison abolitionists, but don't have any substitutes in mind beyond mob justice or execution
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Park police?
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm increasingly annoyed by products advertised as Advent calendars when they're not 25 days and don't count down to Christmas. It's not a Halloween Advent calendar, it's just a Halloween Calender!
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really didn't like the sequel as much, but it certainly had more plot to it
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They go where they know the heathens are, I guess
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A movie with incredible acting and mediocre everything else
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Out of all the people to be ex-gay, she might be the most infuriating
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I used to live in Orange County and the Nixon Presidential Library there is still popular
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I went to the super-stuffed tart factory and everyone knew you
Super Stuffed Strawberry Blast Pop-Tarts
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Nathan and 99 portmanteautobers @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy spooky season!
a Porygon made of candy corn, by @porygun on Instagram
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm a spring baby, but October is my half-birthday so you can still get me Halloween-themed presents this month
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David, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut 
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot 
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat 
Batterin guys
I was lit at: 
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye 
I know your ma and da died 
But everybody's ma and da dies 
And we're no aw runnin aboot 
Hookin muggers and 
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went 
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor 
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at: 
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin 
and everybody else.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love when people discover that Joyce Carol Oates also has a lot of bad takes. She's almost 90 and posts a thousand times a day!
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