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The person, not the city. (aka niflhe)

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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s coming… 🎃
A marker drawing of the “Dancing Pumpkin Guy” in a small Moleskine sketchbook. To the right are two Copic markers.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Privaty Business @wanwanattack.qtbrewer.moe · 22/09/2026
Completely stunlocked by the battle music. This OWNS
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Houston @thethirdhouston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
About fifteen hours into my first route of Fortune's Weave so far (Cai) and my goal is to put every single character on a mount since I think he's the only one that can capture animals. Everybody gets an ostrich or a horse. Even Tialla. Pick up a spear, lady, we got people to stab over yonder.
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Houston @thethirdhouston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I also did a My 9 Anime 3x3 because I am not immune to trends. It's mostly vibes based, I'm sure I'm missing something formative.
My 9 Anime: The 9 Anime that Shaped Who I Am 3x3, from top to bottom, left to right:
Turn A Gundam, Macross, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable
Symphogear XV, K-On!, Ping Pong the Animation
The Apothecary Diaries, Clannad, Medalist
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Houston @thethirdhouston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whenever I make one of these I feel like a parody of myself, but when I think of "what's the game that really made me fall in love with a genre" it's one of these games.
"My 9 Games: The 9 Games that Shaped Who I Am"
From left to right, top to bottom: 
Kingdom Hearts II, Pokemon Red Version, The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Mega Man 2, Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow, SoulCalibur II (Gamecube)
Titanfall 2, Silent Hill 2, Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026
people are always saying anti-AI arguments don’t understand the full nuances of the technology. which is correct. but only because it stole everyone’s work, exists solely to get you fired, has made the entire internet unusable and has been forced on everyone without consent
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austinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026
lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want
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Jasper Rolls 🪄 Magical VGM Rips @jasperrolls.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[samus voice] what did you think was gonna happen? i don't want that pizza? i don't take a slice?
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(me playing Ocarina of Time in 1998) “This is good, but it would be perfect if they could make Link look moist”
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Houston @thethirdhouston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why is Link so wet. Why is everything so moist? Man, this looks so bad.
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Godzilla vs Context @godzillavscontext.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster (1964)
A frame from Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster (1964).
A man in a grey suit stands inside some kind of auditorium, we can see a few people sitting out-of-focus in the background. There's also some nice big leafy ferns back there.
The caption reads, "It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask Mothra to help."
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Houston @thethirdhouston.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I definitely cried when this letter came from Dolly's Imagination Library for my daughter.
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bedtime Story (repost)
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Houston @thethirdhouston.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just had a squirrel do a parkour jump off the middle of my back while picking up my kid from school.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Squall saying "..... whatever"
There's an NPC kneeling in front of him
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Houston @thethirdhouston.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Managed to drop my Cammy rank from Platinum 3 down to Gold 5, so I guess you could say I'm back in it baby. I switched to Manon as she was my original SF6 main and have been mostly holding steady, just trying to remember all the options available to me.
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Houston @thethirdhouston.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Things are going well here in Frederick.
A "sir another plane has hit the tower" meme with the text "a second rabid beaver has been found in Frederick, MD."
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Houston @thethirdhouston.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Having a child who echoes your words like a parrot is great and often funny, until she's saying to her orthodontist, "oh so we don't gotta crank it anymore?" because you referred to her palate expander as "crankin' it"
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
More Mitch Hedberg, reading:

I finished a 1CC of Gradius the other day, and the end credits just read "by Konami". I guess that was the one credit. I don't know what I was expecting. Maybe next time I'll get a 2CC and find out who made the graphics.
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Houston @thethirdhouston.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Making mistakes (redownloading Street Fighter 6)
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Pat Stares At FOREVER @patstaresat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I think about this image every single day and how I'm also every person and object in it
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Liam Robertson @liamrobertson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
just got an app on my motorola razr that does the Howie Scream when ever my fingers or my toes or my penis is bitten by dogs
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Only Sarah Adler can build a smart, funny, sexy romance around BIRD LAW. If I weren’t already narrating her books, I’d be first in line for them. And this time, I’m joined by two FABULOUS narrators, Dan Bittner and Therese Plummer! Get it here: libro.fm/audiobooks/9...
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Wild Goose Chase by Sarah Adler Narrated by Mara Wilson Audiobook on Libro.fm
An antique dealer and his inconvenient(ly irresistible) new colleague must contend with an illicit stuffed goose and their sizzling attraction, from USA Today bestselling author Sarah Adler.Antique st...
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Houston @thethirdhouston.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I wrapped up Kaijune and Kaijuly last Friday! I didn't really have a goal in mind, but I wound up watching 15 pre-1970s Kaiju movies and had an absolute blast of a time. Not quite two movies a week, but pretty close.
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Steve Ly @notstevely.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Been in a big kaiju mood lately! Showa era favourites
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Mom @milph.mom · 11/06/2025
Nobody: Roster of a Live Service Hero Shooter that will be cancelled before it leaves open beta:
A promotional picture from Atlantis: Milo’s Return.

I know someone is going to comment on it, but don’t worry, she has more melanin in the actual Direct-to-Video special, she’s drawn with a lower budget.
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true
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Tom, Legally Certified Date Simmelier @iiotenki.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Man, the timelessness of Falcom's texture work during its Windows 98/XP days never fails to put me in my happy place. So clean and pristine, yet still full of character even at resolutions nobody realistically played these games at on release. Some of my favorite stuff of this vintage. 😌
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Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
when it's boiling hot but the kitty wants to cuddle
a sketchy line drawing: a sweaty person is sitting on a sweaty couch with a sweaty cat on them, in the background there's a window with enormous spiky rayed sun, a sweaty dead plant and a picture of a desert on the wall. The person asks "why are we doing this" and the cat says "we gotta"
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
STG Summer. Let's dodge bullets together.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
REVENGER G/T
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JILL VALENTINE: Damn, we're too late.
Everyone here is dead.

CHRIS REDFIELD: We need to establish a perimeter. Whatever did this may come back.

HERBIE THE LOVE BUG: (concerned honking noises)

CHRIS REDFIELD: Fuck, I hope not
7:40 PM • Apr 11, 2026
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GuileWinQuote @guilewinquote.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Front Mission 2's window color configuration menu is still the most romantic thing i've ever seen in a video game
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Houston @thethirdhouston.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Been having a Kaijune as I watch a bunch of classic Kaiju movies. No end goal in mind except maybe seeing Godzilla Minus Zero in a few months. Favorites so far are Mothra and the first Gamera movie. Next up is probably the Mysterians and Battle in Outer Space.
Diary page from my letterboxd, showing the movies I've watched in June. The dates are all in June and movies are: 21st - Gamera vs Barugon, 20th - Gamera, the Giant Monster, 19th - Mothra, 18th - Varan, 16th - Rodan, 14th - King Kong vs. Godzilla, 12th - Godzilla Raids Again
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Houston @thethirdhouston.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I really enjoyed Blasphemous, but I'm definitely going to look up the True Ending and move on to Blasphemous II, because if I fall into another instant death pit I might scream.
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Wild West (repost)
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nige 'dear ratboy' @niall.codes · 20/06/2026
That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools
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James Marsh @jamesotron.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Godzilla, art by me.
Godzilla walking through smoke
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Houston @thethirdhouston.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Trying to buy a copy of Xenoblade Chronicles from Walmart only to have my PayPal instantly declined for no reason. I guess it will never be Reyn time again.
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cullen Forever! The Show The Movie @cullenforever.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Might be the greatest four panels in comic history
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Tsuuna or Later @tsuuna.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh yeah, Happy Pride Month
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✩MAJI✩ working on comms! @majibomber.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The thing that makes dungeon crawler games difficult to recommend to people who don't share that particular sickness is that I think it is funny and entertaining when the dungeon designers are deeply unfair to me.
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