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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If a smart person made a Dan Brown novel into a movie (good version).

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

An opera written by men who like women *and* have had more than one conversation with them!

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

After sleeping on it… this is a Dark Romance Novel for the True Crime Girlies (complimentary)

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I, meanwhile, have been having the time of my damn life watching this

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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 15/08/2026

A superb lyrebird named Nova left a woman stunned after it approached her at the Adelaide Zoo in Australia and started making camera shutter noises. Superb lyrebirds are native to Australia. Nova was born in 1989, and moved to the Adelaide Zoo in 2017.

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This is what those lizards do to trigger parthenogenesis

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Had a psychiatrist tell me about her trip to a music festival with her husband and the guy she was trying to make their third. Same woman also asked if I thought her stepdaughter was mad at her for making a joke about the stepdaughter’s weight. Like… Ma’am, I am just here for my Prozac refill.

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Free handing a diamond filet crochet motif, aka discovering coding from first principles

An in-progress filet crochet project with a diamond pattern, silhouetted in a window.

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Bing, and I cannot stress this enough… bong

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Leigh Walton @leighwalton.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

. @thestarkest.bsky.social: “Do you think the Pool Duck and the Sunfly ever explored each other’s bodies”

the Pool Duck Karaoke mascot. Its eyes are so sad

The Sunfly Karaoke mascot. It’s a butterfly ape guy who in this case happens to be singing “Chiquitita”

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/05/2026

livejournal is the only reason a sizable percentage of americans over 35 know what "quixotic" means

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Absolutely unhinged film on every level (good version)

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Today was Poppop’s 100th birthday, and we threw a big party, and the bartender cut him off after four beers… the man’s still got it!

me and my grandfather, who is 100 years old and looks very happy and kind and wise

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

PWHL game on YouTube :) Sirens goal overturned :(

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

What if I get a tattoo of Buddo

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Getting to witness the evolution of Leigh’s Opera Guides has been one of the great pleasures of the last few years for me!

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Godzilla Minus One: impeccable use of the ‘bloop’ sound effect

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I have learned about the Islanders’ new baby rookie, who is 18 and living with a recently retired player and his family as essentially a bro au pair. A brau pair.

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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

The right is full of grown-ass adults who are afraid of vaccines, kid's books, and anyone Twitter or OAN tells them to fear, including the entirety of NYC, and NYC is full of people who cheerfully chase federal agents out of the state and then do stunts on Citibikes; you tell ME who's going to win.

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

So the gay hockey show is literally RPF, we’re just doing this now??

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Leigh Walton @leighwalton.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Actually a lot of people are insatiably curious! and most of us are not actively dismantling the global infrastructure of public health

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

This production rocks except for the fact that it is embarrassed to be about chess, the game!

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

What does it say about me that Frankenstein is the first time I’ve found Jacob Elordi attractive?

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Finally finished Bake Off and somehow this season felt like watching a polycule form?

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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 05/11/2025

It’s Aloof Wife Winter

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ames @ world peace thru yaoi @brofisting.net · 30/10/2025

"high boomer turnout for early voting so far" yeah it's because they're giving out halloween voting stickers if you vote that day so the rest of us are going then

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I keep thinking about the yarn I bought at the fiber festival yesterday and kicking my feet in delight!

Two skeins of handspun yarn, rainbow colors twisted together into a wild kaleidoscope. The yarn is extremely soft and cozy. A tag on one skein says that it was made by Sandpiper Yarn.

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

I feel like a husk animated purely by spite these days. It’s fucking exhausting. I can’t go on. I’ll go on.

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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 07/10/2025

One thing I'm thinking a lot about recently is how it was always presented to me as an anicent, inherent truth--something built into the texts--that Jews and Muslims exist in opposition to each other. And how absurd that is. But accepting that is part of what's required to sell genocide.

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

It is October 1, and the animals all get their pumpkin enrichment!

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Feels so insanely futile to even say, but… I feel really bad!! About lots of stuff!!

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

I just watched Conclave and somehow had not had the twist spoiled for me???

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

The funniest thing about this extremely real phenomenon is that in sports when your team is losing you don’t yell at the team that’s beating you, you yell at your own team for not playing better. You phone into sports radio and demand they fire the manager. You chant “Sell the Team” at home games.

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Stranger in a Strange Land. Age 13, my mother had bought it for me to read while I was on a teen tour to Australia and New Zealand that was was in retrospect a psychosexual nightmare for me on every level.

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Got very stoned last night and imagined a new Pokemon evolution tree. Tadpotate > Potatoad > Frogratin/Croakette

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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Every time I accidentally put a bra in the dryer my brain automatically goes "oh no, Hedwig is going to be mad at me"

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Can’t stop thinking about this shitstain. I wonder if he’s still offering the sexual services of 20 year olds as compensation for vendors!

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

The dipshit steampunk Keith Raniere wannabe whose events I was entangled with fifteen years ago is back at it again

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

I hope Mitch Marner enjoys working someplace where no one on the street knows who the fuck he is.

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

At St Magnus Cathedral in Orkney, and absolutely obsessed with the jaunty little Memento Mori skulls on the 17th century grave markers

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

All I’m gonna say is that there’s an outtake of me saying ‘should we do another take that’s a little less… erotic?’ and I am so deeply grateful and proud of the two maniacs who made this Dark Universe happen!

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Perhaps this is *my* privilege showing, but I find Zohran “groceries and stuff should cost less” Mamdani rather less frightening than the weird ghoul who killed thousands of seniors and assaulted a bunch of women.

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Kelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ @kellylynnedang.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Wrote this piece for Harpers Bazaar about the life, legacy, and hate-induced murder of Jonathan Joss through the eyes of being a Two-Spirit Native person this Pride. I hope you take a read. For Him. For all of us. 🪶

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We All Need to Be Talking About the Murder of Jonathan Joss This Pride and Beyond

The actor, who was Comanche and White Mountain Apache, was shot in a targeted hate crime while protecting his husband.

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

36 hours before my flight and things are trending up… please send me all of your healthy vibes…

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