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Cate Planchette

@thestarkest.bsky.social
122 followers 83 following 694 posts

Recovering overachiever, stoner femme, exciting but ruthless They/them (thanks)

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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If a smart person made a Dan Brown novel into a movie (good version).
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s your SON, Kendra…
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An opera written by men who like women *and* have had more than one conversation with them!
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You gotta account for the expansion of the universe *and* the spin of the galaxy when charting a course, Dylan.
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After sleeping on it… this is a Dark Romance Novel for the True Crime Girlies (complimentary)
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Incredible set design for a modern, immersive production of Jean-Paul Sartre’s existentialist masterpiece ‘No Exit’
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I, meanwhile, have been having the time of my damn life watching this
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
truly girl power on par with that moment in avengers endgame
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is essentially what happened to me when Leigh had an electric scooter accident and I had to go meet him at the ER.
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’ve worked places where I had to pay an extra fee/higher rate if my spouse could get health insurance from his job, which required some number crunching, but flat out removing eligibility is unhinged!
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 15/08/2026
A superb lyrebird named Nova left a woman stunned after it approached her at the Adelaide Zoo in Australia and started making camera shutter noises. Superb lyrebirds are native to Australia. Nova was born in 1989, and moved to the Adelaide Zoo in 2017.
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is what those lizards do to trigger parthenogenesis
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Is this Aisling that I know or a different Aisling? I for sure need my kitchen aid tuned up…
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It belongs in a museum!!
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What Would Eugene Wear?
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Had a psychiatrist tell me about her trip to a music festival with her husband and the guy she was trying to make their third. Same woman also asked if I thought her stepdaughter was mad at her for making a joke about the stepdaughter’s weight. Like… Ma’am, I am just here for my Prozac refill.
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Really drives home how our parents simply do not think of us as aging past sixteen, ever!!
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dude this is an incredible piece!
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Congratulations on being a 40 year old nerd!!
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You’d be so good at this!
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Jellicle Ball is everything
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
X-Men ‘97: Tragic Old Man Yaoi
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Free handing a diamond filet crochet motif, aka discovering coding from first principles
An in-progress filet crochet project with a diamond pattern, silhouetted in a window.
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just pinning a giant orchid to the front of my jeans
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Obviously yes, the screaming, but I will say that going to a head spa was the closest I have come to feeling like someone unscrewed my skull from the top of my spine, cleaned out the gunk, and screwed it back on.
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
How is *this* the one that you apologize for?
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
When it does happen you can bring it over to watch with @leighwalton.bsky.social
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I mean, it applies to that post too for sure
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Art is a process
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’m so sorry— may his memory be a blessing
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Bing, and I cannot stress this enough… bong
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It’s absolutely fucking insane
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
XXX Games
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Leigh Walton @leighwalton.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
. @thestarkest.bsky.social: “Do you think the Pool Duck and the Sunfly ever explored each other’s bodies”
the Pool Duck Karaoke mascot. Its eyes are so sadThe Sunfly Karaoke mascot. It’s a butterfly ape guy who in this case happens to be singing “Chiquitita”
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/05/2026
livejournal is the only reason a sizable percentage of americans over 35 know what "quixotic" means
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Oh!!!
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
He SAID no pickles!
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Absolutely unhinged film on every level (good version)
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I love this for you!!
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
What kind of ducks are we talking???
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Today was Poppop’s 100th birthday, and we threw a big party, and the bartender cut him off after four beers… the man’s still got it!
me and my grandfather, who is 100 years old and looks very happy and kind and wise A large green sheet cake with the Heineken logo printed on top and “HAPPY 100th BIRTHDAY JOE” written on it.
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is only concerning once you start listening to the versions with Jim himself singing
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
lmao I saw this take and immediately thought of you telling me all about JLS on our first date while I was vaguely baffled but figured it was your turn after I’d made you sit through a whole ballet.
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The only time we got this in streaming was Fyre Fest
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Whatever gets me the most body paint. Orion? Andorian?
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Lighting my most magical of candles for you!
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I think it was one of the first CDs I owned?
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
That song was so deeply formative for me…
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
D:
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Cate Planchette @thestarkest.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
:(
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