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Smokey-Hell Nelson

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a chimpanzee in an enclosure is sitting on the ground and painting abstract streaks of color on a canvas lying in the grass. Panel 2: a couple is standing outside the enclosure, looking in. The girl says about the painting chimpanzee, “aww, that’s cute.” Panel 3: the chimpanzee is alone in his dimly lit studio, head in hands, holding a lit cigarette. He looks completely dejected, feeling misunderstood. There is a pair of glasses, a glass of whisky, crumpled paper, and an unfinished painting laid out on the desk in front of him. The walls and floor space of his studio are covered in his abstract paintings on canvases and paper. There is also a marble sculpture of a banana beside him.
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 2h
Wake and baked to this beautiful view 🌅 (Open pic for panorama)
Panoramic beach views in Courtney, B.C.
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 3h
Smoked it
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 8h
Legal Dispensaries are nicer than Starbucks, especially the government-run ones. From calling an old lady for "tea", getting in her car for your choice of "this one or that one", it's a night and day difference. Properly regulated, I've smoked some of the strongest cannabis of my life since 2018 😶‍🌫️
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
2 Zacharia = 1 Scaramucci Trump Math
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/pale...
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Tucker Carlson baring his soul
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Eat shit, you separatist-supporting, feckless piece of American garbage. Fuck off back to your own country where you are equally unwanted.
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Tucker Carlson fucks horses
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 16/10/2026
lol
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Jordan Carlson @jordantcarlson.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
“My first stop on my visit to a country that my president started a trade war with, rather than to the federal capital to apologize for my country’s hostility, was to the province about to face a separation referendum in part because said president and his aides are fomenting secession”. Go home.
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It is lame and you are fucking lame for boot-licking on this. However, coming from an AI guy, it's hardly surprising
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Terrible take from a white guy who capes for AI, I could not be less shocked. Those boots must be made of ice cream the way they're being licked
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
You guys what if this is Batman under the cowl? Lotta sketchy stuff going on here. He disappears for years at a time, he has no government records… WHAT IF HE IS BATMAN.
static.klipy.com
Chris Gaines (Garth Brooks) Dark Look
Alt: Chris Gaines
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Show me a wedding that doesn't play Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I'm Yours) 😤
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Wait, what? 😶
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I had to like the original skeet because I just had to post this! My ADHD hyperfocus had me on a deep dive of the Chinese instrument Pipa, which led me to Wu Man. There's this part where she does this like palm-muted/nail-top attack that sounds like a machine gun. Incredible youtu.be/ksiM1wRcutQ?...
youtu.be
Pipa: “White Snow in Spring,” performed by Wu Man
YouTube video by The Met
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Carnell Tate, Line 1 📞
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Oh, I love this!! 🥰
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Like find a couple of metal heads and rip through For Whom The Bell Tolls (fun for every instrument!) and tell me you don't have 4(+) people doing that same laugh after
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
That crawl-off would be State Champ level and you know it. Shot-putting soothers a good 40 yards
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Can you imagine the super babies if they didn't have them though, I'd pay to watch those NepOlympics
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Blocked, thank you! 😁
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Music transcends all. Every person who has ever picked up an instrument and jammed with another person knows that exact laugh Wu Man does at the end 🥰
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Yes
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'll have to bring the boys down!
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Why would anyone tell you that you suck when you are absolutely correct here
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
G'nort sighting!
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Then it would be *vastly* improved 💪 Shoot @funkybobmusic.bsky.social a follow, he's always posting the best guitar clips, love where his mind goes
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie: 8 Heads In A Duffel Bag for Tax Purposes
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Throwback ⏮️✨🤍 (Parent's wedding 1985 >> 41 years later)
2.5 year old Smokey rocking the mic in his custom suit and tieSmokey in 2026
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Once serious news coverage became sensationalized, it was all over. Shock sells and people will always have a perverse fascination over this stuff. Not my cup of tea, but I digress
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
the Talent to Controvery threshold is undefeated 😑
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I am fucking crying at this #EliteGif usage 🤣🤣🤣💀💀
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Not everyone has this luxury
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Nick P @npilon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s embarrassing that CNN is willing to be more blunt about Poilievre’s delusions than Canadian news media, whose reporters regularly choose to take them at face value.
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
🎶 ba daaaa Dada da daaaa da da🎶
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If “The League” was revived in 2026.
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Over/Under: Tua starts 3 games this season
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
These horror movies are getting to be a bit much
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
She's going undercover as a human to root out crime
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Use multiple g-accounts?
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My boys have both been obsessed 😑
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/thes...
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
okay, time to do this globalnews.ca/news/1106966...
globalnews.ca
‘Pissed off’: B.C. plans toll on U.S. trucks travelling to Alaska amid trade war | Globalnews.ca
Eby made the announcement Thursday in Victoria, as news broke that Trump was, once again, pausing 25-per cent tariffs on Canadian goods for another month.
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
FrootyLoops!! Fucking eh
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What program you using?
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The goddamn original hellion, rock star of rock stars himself, Robert Johnson, with the clearest of his recordings you've ever heard youtu.be/gmnNi8oPsrQ?...
youtu.be
Robert Johnson - Cross Road Blues (take 2, test pressing)
YouTube video by Nick Dellow
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh of course. Shades of Battletoads and such in there as well. I'd play the hell out of it 😁
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Reskinned Golden Axe with power rock? YES
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