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TheRussianMafiaMan

@therussianmafiaman.bsky.social
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You want to know my pronouns? What are you, a cop?

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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BeeKirby @beekirby.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I ain't happy, I'm feeling tough I won't take my, sneakers off I'm useless, but not a fool My name is, Sneakers O'Toole
Gorillaz Clint Eastwood
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.A plate of the same cookies.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2025
Jared Leto Asks If He Ever Going To Get Into Real Trouble For That Stuff He’s Been Doing
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Jared Leto Asks If He Ever Going To Get Into Real Trouble For That Stuff He’s Been Doing
LOS ANGELES—As he reflected upon various well-known allegations of his misconduct, Morbius star Jared Leto reportedly asked Thursday if he was ever going to get into real trouble for all the stuff he’...
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Krenko voice (he's in Rent): 525,600 goblins
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
New Grimace Chosen
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
ICE is now asserting it's a federal crime for bystanders to request that masked people in plain clothes show identification as they're handcuffing folks and stuffing them into unmarked vans.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 24/04/2025
The cool thing about liberal “democracy” is people like Henry Kissinger can be a state department fixture for years, never having been elected by the people, killing people and toppling governments all over the globe, and some don’t think that’s “authoritarian”
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Rebekah is Pro-Choice @rebekahwriter.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I need to make dinner. Again. Every night. Dinner. Who came up with that?
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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
but im a jeep im a vehicle what the hell am i doing here beep beep honk honk steer
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/03/2025
This was the Parliament in Hungary in response to the passage of a bill banning pride events. If only democrats had a spine like this. www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
A parliamentary session is disrupted as protesters inside the chamber release orange and green smoke from handheld smoke flares. Lawmakers, dressed in formal attire, react with surprise, some taking photos or recording the event. The ornate chamber features wooden desks and intricate architectural details. The atmosphere appears chaotic, with attention focused on the protesters holding the smoke flares.
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TheRussianMafiaMan @therussianmafiaman.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Super unclear on why so many porn bots follow me. Is it for my dry wit?
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I hate when I’m hauling a load of iron ore, 26000 tons or more, and the gales of November come early
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TheRussianMafiaMan @therussianmafiaman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I hate to be a doomer about this whole thing but like... what do we do? I don't think we can weather 4 years of the damage this administration has achieved in just 2 months, and any guardrails there were are either being ignored, dismantled, or are actively helping.
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TheRussianMafiaMan @therussianmafiaman.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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TheRussianMafiaMan @therussianmafiaman.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I just started playing FE6. Why did this man with a very sharp sword jump out a window to repeatedly stab this small child? Also why did I fall for it twice?
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I’m sick of living through Wikipedia entries.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/01/2025
KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine
KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I don't understand is penix the woke way to say penis now or something
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
The person who came up with the phrase “Between a rock and a hard place” really gave up before the end.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I'm stuck in the back of my cybertruck
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TheRussianMafiaMan @therussianmafiaman.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Chip Zdarsky's Daredevil appreciation post #2
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 24/11/2024
If the Monster Mash is a graveyard smash, that would mean there is an entire Graveyard Chart full of songs almost as good as the Monster Mash
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
A list of bands in order of efficacy: 3. Placebo 2. The Cure 1. Prevention
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TheRussianMafiaMan @therussianmafiaman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Good news for all two of you keeping up with my car troubles: it was not a blown gasket, it was my radiator fan. So I get to save somewhere between 900 and 1400 dollars in repairs
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Apparently the answer is Jamiroquai
Billy Bob Thornton
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TheRussianMafiaMan @therussianmafiaman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Had one car blow a gasket and another car rear-ended in the same day. What the fuck did I do to piss off the universe today?
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TheRussianMafiaMan @therussianmafiaman.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I think my roommate is tired of me building a new magic deck every week and asking her for her opinions. Like yes it was very important that I build 5 color legendary tokens tribal actually
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TheRussianMafiaMan @therussianmafiaman.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I refuse to do a promo post out of spite. You wanna know my interests? You're gonna have to scroll by at least 3-5 other random stream of consciousness posts before you get there. You gotta put in the work for us to be moots.
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TheRussianMafiaMan @therussianmafiaman.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I've been reading through Chip Zdarsky's run on Daredevil and it's all really compelling street level gang war type conflict and then all of a sudden there's just symbiotes because King in Black was going on at the time and it's jarring lol. Still read it though, Chip Zdarsky is awesome.
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TheRussianMafiaMan @therussianmafiaman.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
My gf is playing Metaphor ReFantazio rn and idk who the hell they got for the gregorian chanting in the soundtrack but holy fuck get them some kind of award ASAP
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TheRussianMafiaMan @therussianmafiaman.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Quick I gotta post some random shit so nobody thinks I'm a bot: Did you know the shrapnel grenade was invented by Henry Shrapnel? Action movie hero ass name.
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