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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My name’s Detective Lovid. Pax Lovid.

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

We have GOT to get this lunatic out of office. Now.

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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 16/07/2026

An egregious scheme to profit off the presidency and enrich Wall Street while doing nothing to help Americans.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/06/2026

Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

The fact that a single fraction of a cent of my tax dollars went to creating this stupid poster has me livid. When will this idiot be out of our lives?

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Pardon me for not caring at all about a gunman approaching the White House grounds when the occupant of that building and the party he leads refuses to do anything at all about sensible gun control. Of course he wants a ballroom to protect himself, but he doesn't give a single fuck about anyone else

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I shouldn’t be seeing spencer pratt headlines in 2026, I’m a human being and I have rights

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

He attacked the Pope and then posted an AI photo depicting himself as Jesus Christ and yet there won’t be outrage from the religious right because their loyalty is not to God, it’s to a small and petty narcissist who offers no value to humanity.

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Imagine living your life in such a way that millions of people flock to the streets to declare their hatred for you.

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

The amount of chaos this country is dealing with, all because one insecure idiot can't admit he lost an election. No one questioned the integrity of our elections until 2020, but because of one fragile ego, here we are.

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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 05/03/2026

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Someone on Melrose was radicalizing their child

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Do Republicans not know that if one of their own makes a mistake it actually strengthens their party to hold that person accountable?

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Congratulations to Bari Weiss on giving this 60 Minutes story far more publicity by trying to suppress it.

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I am sick and tired of not owning a golden retriever.

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

@eve6.bsky.social has been awfully quiet lately and I need answers

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

It's profoundly different to cover a U.S. president than state or local officials, and too, much harder to vent publicly if you're female. But if in my reporting days, if anyone from a police sergeant to the mayor of Baltimore told me, "Quiet, piggy," I'd immediately insist he go fuck himself.

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Normalize calling him names to his face. I don’t care what his role is - he deserves zero respect and should be treated as such.

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Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Some vague promise of a vote in the future? We’re supposed to trust Republicans now? The party lead by the most dishonest crook in political history? If Democrats can’t play to win then they need to get off the field. I’m so mad I just made a sports analogy.

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I’m currently battling cancer (we’ll win this fight) and it is bonkers to think about how quickly this can bankrupt someone without insurance. I sit in a room pitching jokes and eating free gummy bears all day and I’d be lost without my union plan. Every person on earth should have access to this.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I have an idea for a show about a doctor who’s really good at being a doctor, but being human? hooo boy that throws em for a loop

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

New rule: you can’t vote on any reality show stuff until you vote in a U.S. election first

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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 19/10/2025

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

The party of law and order sure loves pardoning convicted felons

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand." that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.

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mommom-dayton.bsky.social @mommom-dayton.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Tax the rich. And remember, they don't see us as equally human as them. They see us as inferior beings who don't deserve a living wage for our labors or health care or benefit from our taxes. Their proof of our inferiority is the fact that we are not rich.

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

If a guest actress Emmy win isn’t going to air during the live show then what is the live show even for

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Only a 5-minute standing ovation at Venice? Pshhh, good luck selling that

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Cracker Barrel changes their logo and the right loses their minds but we’re the snowflakes, got it

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

It’s about to be 2,000,001 after Trump finds the person who reports these numbers

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⌘ left at london ⌘ @leftatlondon.com · 02/08/2025

Too much "we're cooked" & not enough "we're not gonna take this shit"

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

If the idiot fakes the job numbers are unemployed people suddenly going to believe they have jobs

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Ah yes my spouse is at a Coldplay concert with business associates, finally a night alone to sit back, relax, take a big sip of liquid, and browse the internet

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Does Deadline proof anything anymore or have they just given up

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Reading Deadline on my phone is always a flawless experience, no notes

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

I could throw a dictionary into a blender and use the resulting word smoothie as a password and it would still have somehow appeared in a leak and need to be changed immediately

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

“I asked ChatGP to—“ SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

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Jeva Lange 🫎 @jeva.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Moskowitz: When President Zelenskyy came to the White House, we heard a lot about what he was wearing. Oh my God, the precious Oval Office—he didn’t wear a suit! I mean, here’s a picture of Kid Rock in the Oval Office—he looks like he’s about to jump over 10 buses on the White House lawn.

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

if we want to rebuild american institutions and earn back the world’s trust after this we cannot settle for half-measures. lots of people need to go prison. lots more need to be permanently stripped of wealth and power.

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Karen Ostergren @karenno.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Once again a TSA agent deemed me an idiot for not taking my iPad out of my bag on Friday and a different TSA agent deemed me an idiot for wasting time taking my laptop out of my bag on Sunday.

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Great, cut Trump’s protections first. If he wants to own these decisions he needs to lead by example. And since he seems to think he’s the most beloved person in history, he should have no reservations about losing his security detail.

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

“Intending to leave office”? Absolutely FUCK this guy. He doesn’t get to make the decision. The decision has already been made. Stop treating this POS like the dictator he craves to be

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

My episode of The Neighborhood airs this Monday on CBS and I think Cedric’s expression as I pitch jokes tells you just how fantastic it’s gonna be.

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I appreciate that Jeffrey Goldberg did not sit on this news for a book that he writes two years from now

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

can u imagine how badly jeffrey goldberg probably wanted to jump into the chat "this stuff is wild guys not gonna lie can not believe i was invited"

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Andrew Zuber @therealzuber.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

What if, when a government official made a mistake, he said something to the effect of “I made a mistake” and then vowed to fix it? These people are children

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