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Hannah Spanner

@hellopalendrome.bsky.social
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Bristol based Graphic Designer. Newbie Biker 🏍 Crazy Cat Lady 🐈‍⬛. Easily distracted. Squirrel!🦄

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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 15h
We 💜 jimothy #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One artist, a rake, and a tide clock. Andres Amador's massive geometric sand drawings vanish before the day ends, and that's the whole point.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning Blue Sky
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think my cat is broken
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know the US-UK comparison can get old, but the disposable food container 'thing' is baffling me. I know the paper plates have been heartily mocked, bur I'm starting to see people making quiches and pies in those disposable tin trays. The kind we'd (in UK) only get from shop bought stuff. Odd.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love this woman. If only her words could reach all human ears. A must watch till the end, Speaker-Vandana Shiva is an Indian scholar, environmental activist, food sovereignty advocate, ecofeminist and antiglobalization author. #WomeninLeadership IG: @maturedgirl
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That extra button undone on the weather man...and the slutty little glasses.....gosh 🫦 #PointsWest
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
After a bit of a lie down with drugs to nip this cold-in-waiting in the bud, this one fell asleep on me. I really need a wee now but she has such a cute snore...
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So the #PutneyPusher, linked to the forces and royalty, has been found dead. But it's 'not suspicious'....? Me thinks a sniff of Epstein/Andrew is afoot....
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Laura Haynes👩‍🔬⚾️🐾💙 @drlaurahaynes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good morning 🌞 Is anyone interested?
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🥹🥹
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We know it's because a lot of them were actually there, right...? We have our own UK Proud Boys now.... www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Far-right port protests: police told to improve intelligence gathering
Whitehall officials ask why laws meant to clamp down on mask wearing at demonstrations were not used
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh Nigella, you naughty girl. Now I want dessert!!!!
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Chris Terry-Enescu @cjterry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Truly wild to have lived through moral panics about teenagers wearing hoodies and Muslim women wearing the head dress to now experience 'but is a large group of organised far right activists in balaclavas really that scary'
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ah the ridiculous build choices continue in the next episode - a hermetically sealed house with filtered air. In order to help with their kids' multitude of severe allergies. Fairly sure having zero exposure to...anything...makes susceptibility to allergies worse, no? 😬 #GrandDesigns
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why the actual fuck would you want a toilet with no enclosed wall or ceiling? Do people actually like watching and smelling each other shit in their bedroom? #GrandDesigns
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A peaceful sit in the late summer sun. There may or may not be a glass of rosé in my hand...
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Rick @flipchartrick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is this creepy or what?
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
that feeling when you have wet food and dry food and water but you want a secret fourth thing, something that nobody has yet imagined or invented, not even you
Jinx the green eyed tabby bobtail pleading with her eyes for some unknown mystery food that will ensure her happiness. Today.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
ICON.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey Bristol (UK) council. Can you get your shit together and make out open spaces actually nice like this guy? Ta x
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The hangover platter of champions
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bluesky is weird sometimes. This is literally just a gif of a model dancing about in tshirt and pants. Not exactly 'adult' and made it look like I'd posted some kind of naughty selfie!
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just treated myself to new nicknacks - some Amazon cheapies plus fancy John Lewis ones 😋 (there's a fab sale on John Lewis BTW....)
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Hot Sexy Woman Dancing on Runway
ALT: Hot Sexy Woman Dancing on Runway
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
New Twitter launches, says Musk's X gave up the name

Judge hasn't ruled on X Corp's preliminary injunction, but Operation Bluebird plows aheadMilhouse, saying to Bart:

‘REMEMBER TWITTER? IT'S BACK, IN POG FORM.’
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yep, leave me behind….. #BookSky
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Share the last photo of the sky..
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I've just clicked that the cunty dog near us that barks every time it's let out has been silent for weeks. The one that used to wake us up at 5am when I was in a horrible job and already struggled to sleep. Hoping it's died tbqhwy.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is what Gloc Rd in Bristol could look like if we binned the chaotic parking down it.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Did a little design favour for a friend who then offered to pay. I've just managed to treat myself to a new desk with that payment 🥹
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
WHY DID NO-ONE TELL ME THERE'S A BRAND NEW MOTOROLA RAZR FLIP PHONE
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I've just had someone who can barely string a sentence together read out a scripted sentence about being from Indeed wanting to speak to me about a job. Told me to add them to WhatsApp and hung up. Erm. No.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I genuinely feel like this will be a turning point in how shit society has become.
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 17/08/2026
The people most strident about how pride in the nation is compulsory are those working hardest to remove any reason to be proud.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
People. You can just turn away from the sun, hold your phone up in front of you in portrait mode, and look at the screen. All this fucking around with paper and glasses....🌑
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Evening flopsies, now that it's cooled down a bit!
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I already look at adult Potter fanatics with an extreme eyebrow raise, but this is ridiculous. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Harry Potter fans force relocation of £430m undersea cable to avoid Dobby’s ‘grave’
Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach
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ᗩTᒪᗩᔕ🇿🇦 @atlascage.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
to keep the peace… Lil man gets chauffeured to Santa Monica Pier for a day of fun and the human doesn’t get hurt.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Started the Idaho Murders doc in my lunch break. The initial emergency call was really weird. If there's people very obviously dead with blood everywhere, why would a uni aged person say someone was just 'knocked out' and 'not waking up'..?
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Even after my hysterectomy I can tell when my remaining ovaries are trying to give me the cycle based rage. Life feeling pointless and I have no direction? All colleagues are thick and asking me to do pointless things? Ah yes...PMT my old friend.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sooooo Space Karen 'accidentally' created a new crater on the moon and everyone is just OK about it..? Shouldn't it be a protected thing? No fines for 'irresponsible damage' or some shit? Wild.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
When you thought you were awake....1.5 croissants it is!
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Question - have you heard the term 'shark week'? If so, what does it mean to you?
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ladies. We ride at dawn.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Frog hotels IG: @_pollinatorsreserve Snohomish, WA
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Heads up, new term for perv goggles just dropped.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What a lovely morning. Walked to the chemist, post office and library and went and sat by the creek for a few mins as it was high tide. Horses have just come down the lane past my window. Now trying to WFH while ignoring my enticing new book! #VillageLife
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Someone is not impressed that I'm not up yet.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The same person then brought their cup back to the kitchen, saw that the dishy was full of clean stuff (which everyone is expected to empty), and just plonked their cup in the sink. Had to fight the urge to slam their head into the tap. WHY.
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Hannah Spanner @hellopalendrome.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just watched someone make the most staggering amount of mess making a cup of tea in a pristine office kitchen, before 8:30am. I had to wipe the place down before I could make mine. How do some people function at home?
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