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@therealbrian.bsky.social
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He/him - ducking the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune - rural barkeep, recovering lawyer, recent empty nester, bi+🌈 originally NorCal 🦈🪼🌲, now the Prairie 🌾🍁❄️ - typos are part of the brand. Treaty 6 - by the North Saskatchewan

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 8h
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 10h
It's that time of year.
A large flock of geese (50ish) flying in formation against a clear blue sky.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Passion of the Christ
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rooting for the Raiders is like rooting for North Korea - both are weird, secret societies ruled by a family known for bad haircuts
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's going down he's talking timber it wasn't hewn with an adze...
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hating the Dodgers has a long and honorable heritage. Growing up in the SF Bay Area, I hated 'em because of the Giants, and Kirk Gibson's home run/sweep of the A's. Last year’s series is just more red in the ledger.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time orders Old Age to destroy Beauty (flipped, detail), by Pompeo Girolamo Batoni, 1746, 📸 by @madelinepcarter.bsky.social
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Hourly Peanuts Comics @esnupi.me · 02/10/2026
Sunday Peanuts by Schulz: Sunday, November 10, 1974
A Peanuts comic strip, drawn by Charles M. Schulz, originally released Sunday, November 10, 1974
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
autumn moon
A half moon in a blue sky through some branches not yet fully stripped of their leaves.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 01/10/2026
Today is Primidi the 11th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate potatoes. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Potatoes.
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Bill Childs @billchilds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One subscribes to the Minnesota DNR’s newsletters so that one gets to see photos of absolute units of bats preparing for winter: content.govdelivery.com/accounts/MND...
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Preparing for Winter - Wildlife Edition 🐿️❄️
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new us defense doctrine
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Red Dawn: Wolverines Battle Cry
Alt: Red Dawn: Wolverines Battle Cry
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Totally agree, but if I was designing it in a lab, I would look at the nurses unions. Prolly the most powerful workplace conditions bargaining/labor actions when I lived in Cali were by the nurses. Same with political action.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a former California employment lawyer and former member of a Canadian university non-faculty staff union, 100% agree.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh she's serious about running for statewide office in NY
TikTok screencap of AOC in Syracuse wearing Bills gear
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's an angle of the chamber somewhere you can see 'em pulling it down after it was up, and it was only a few seconds. It's basically an I Think You Should Leave sketch.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
spent the afternoon at Wanuskewin
A tipi next to a walking path.A view of the South Saskatchewan River.The plaque at the buffalo jump site.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
getting in a fall mood cropdusting the Halloween aisle at dollarama
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Definitely a face that would get shot by his own troops.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Love Boat - Classic TV Show Title Card
Alt: The Love Boat tv show opening title
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dude looks like neidermeywr from animal house after a week long meth run
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saying this 'cause I had this as a black light poster, but also Number of the Beast
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Iron Maiden: The Trooper - Steve Harris
Alt: Iron Maiden: The Trooper image of Eddie with sabre and union jack
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 29/09/2026
Today is Nonidi the 9th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate parsnips. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Parsnips.
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Rev Barb @revbarb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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FIRST PERSON | What no one told me about the land I called home | CBC News
When Ashish Barua's daughter brought home Métis beadwork, it made him realize that as a newcomer, he'd been taught virtually nothing about Indigenous history and culture.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Been pondering one of these in the same color for a while. The twelve string looks really cool - I have a few Harley Bentons, and they are all really fun and playable. My Harley Benton cheapie travel guitar is amazing for the money.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I call out misogynist shit but I don't see it often. Imo, the really predatory men are good at masking and don't act out in front of anyone they think isn't on-board, and there is a set of men who are non-oppositional based on fear of victimization, but won't start shit on their own.
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trans Am like Jimmy Rockford.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just used the word "clitcentric" and am better for it.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lots of times, all it it takes is asking them to explain themselves; seen plenty of dudes get mighty sheepish and backtrack or get really quiet in response to a "I don't know - what do you mean by that?"
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pretty sure I read a penthouse letter that used the phrase "pork sword" back in the 90s Alt text for image - a butcher case with sausages shapes like swords labeled pork swords
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Worth noting that killer bees only became "Africanized" after Reagan got elected.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's hard to take new existential threats seriously when you've been keeping an eye out for killer bees since '81.
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
let the gourd times roll
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saltburn
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Sectorppink: Person Smelling Water
Alt: Barry Keoghan in Saltburn lapping at soiled bathwatwr as it goes down the drain.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe....
Samples of 8 inch, 5 1/4 inch, and 3 1/2 inch floppies
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 (if you feel like it)
Temple of the Dog album cover
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I live in rural Saskatchewan, and our hybrid Sienna gets the same mileage as an ice Hyundai Kona, is AWD and handles snowy gravel roads no problem, and can tow a trailer.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hard agree
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Man Yells 'NERDS!!!'
Alt: Man Yells 'NERDS!!!'
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Robocop is seriously 80s. The nuclear war game commercial, the news breaks (apartheid South Africa!), the Pontiac 6000 SUX, Ronny Cox saying "we practically are the military," the cocaine, "I'd buy that for a dollar!" - as someone who lived it, it's pretty peak 80s.
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Robocop: Dead or Alive, You're Coming With Me
Alt: Robocop, walking with his gun drawn, saying Dead or Alive, You're Coming With Me
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Star Trek II, III, and IV - it's a whole story arc from beginning to end, separate from the other films.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Those Sunday Parade magazine supplements were like my own private wheel of pain....
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Conan The Barbarian Slave Labor
Alt: Conan The Barbarian turning some sort of giant mill wheel for years on end.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
being the younger brother of 2 paperboys had its perks, and random bike-parts were definitely part of it, but I think it got outweighed by the nuggies, wedgies, and being on the losing end of fraternal hi-jinks and fisticuffs.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛
a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings downtwo crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish skya crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extendeda crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Those rat bastards get it all in the end.
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Mine! Finding Nemo Seagulls Meme
Alt: Mine! Finding Nemo Seagulls Meme
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We all need a jump now and then.
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