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Boy from Oklahoma, now in New England. Writer of fantasy. Repped by @suddenlyjen.bsky.social of bsky.app/profile/ldlainc.bsky.social. #amrevising Nerd. Neurodivergent. Anti-fascism. Friend to dogs. He/him.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I mean…

The cover of Lex Luthor: The Unauthorized Biography, which looks *just* like the cover of The Art of the Deal.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The meme of Rosa from Brooklyn 99 holding the puppy. She's saying "I've only had Howler for two issues, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What I'm bringing to the job interview

It's Mystery Science Theater 3000's Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot!

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You guys are getting over your attachments to fictional characters?

Will Poulter just found out you guys are getting paid

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The games before this were fun little ways to kill an afternoon. This was an *adventure*.

Title screen for The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Batman shows Raphael the Ninja Turtle where he watched his parents die.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Happy Labor Day!

DS9’s Rom reads off of a padd, “Workers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains.”

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The Predator handshake meme. Scott Free and Doug Ramsey both love their huge wives.

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This fucking guy again

The gang from Final Fantasy Resonance takes on Sephiroth

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Go Bears!

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Data from Star Trek says “I believe the correct human expression is ‘Slay queen’”

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The "sickos" meme

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Me vs my brain rn

Kermit facing off against Evil Kermit. Evil Kermit says "Reinstall New Vegas"

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Okay

It's issue 1 of Brute Force, aka that time Marvel tried to create its own toyetic comic instead of just licensing a popular toy line!

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Archer "Stop, my penis can only get so erect" meme

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The cover to the 20th anniversary version of Mouse Guard #1, featuring a mouse in a green cloak holding a sword, ready to fuck somebody's shit up

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Post your last two braincells.

A comic panel of a photograph of Peter Parker and Johnny Storm. They are both wearing "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts that point at one another. Johnny is gesturing towards Peter with his thumb, Peter is pointing at Johnny and giving him "bunny ears". Caption: "The boys" being boys

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Homer and Bart watch Homer's cooked pig vanish over the horizon. Caption: "It's just a little airborne. It's still good. It's still good."

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Correct!

Before and after pics of the day Terry Pratchett’s hard drive was destroyed by a steamroller, per his last wishes.

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification

MST3K's Mike Nelson, wearing a very '90s backwards baseball cap, holds up a big roll of mints that says "mystos" and makes a goofy, obnoxious face

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Orson Welles talking to Johnny Carson

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Phoebe attempts to teach Joey to say "I was wrong." He says "I'm the victim here."

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Bart Simpson says "What an odd thing to say."

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Or Colambo.

Colambo, the muppet lamb detective from Sesame Street. He's a sheep in a trenchcoat.

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

"Look, Crow, she called us 'good looking and grand in manner'!" "Yeah -- hey, wait a minute!"

Tom Servo and Crow from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best Excitable boy, they all said

Julie Andrews as Maria singing to the Von Trapp children in The Sound of Music

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Stagger Lee, by Derek McCulloch and Shepherd Hendrix. Cover has a Roaring '20s-era hat and revolver, imposed in front of a two-tone image of a black man looking at us over his shoulder.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Ray Smickles, a cartoon cat wearing sunglasses and a medallion on a chain, looks down at the quoted post and says “Daaamn! That answer could use some work!”

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Society if “Code of Honor” had never aired:

It’s that “futuristicutopian city” meme

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

BREAKING: "Our band has always believed that only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace. As such, Dragon Sound will not be performing at the Trump Freedom 250 Event."

Dragon Sound, just some cool guys celebrating their friendship after killing some drug dealers. (The Miami Connection is a weird movie.)

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Just one, but it's forever etched into my brain:

"She was your wife, and she never existed."

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Bonus Preacher page I think of every time I see Stephen Miller's head:

Herr Starr spends nine whole panels looking at his head, which, thanks to an unfortunate scar inflicted by Jesse Custer, now looks like a penis. In the final panel, he says, "Shit."

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Hey guys! Guess who just got yelllled aaat!

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Wait, How Does He Fuck A Pavement Tile?

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Rom from DS9 reading Karl Marx off of a padd: "Workers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Leliana from the original Dragon Age: Origins trailer. She's just loosed an arrow, and has a look of sly, focused confidence on her face. Whatever she just shot at is about to die.

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Nobody’s Fed Alexander In Weeks

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I’m sorry

The Titties on the Edge of Forever

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Voyager this time, the ship in the lower left corner and the title “Sorry, Folks, It’s A Chakotay Episode”

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

A DS9 title card featuring a view of the station and the words “More Ferengi Bullshit This Week”

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Okay, but:

The cover to ALF Annual 1, billing itself as an Evolutionary War tie-in. Meanwhile, ALF has carved his own head into Mount Rushmore.

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.

A horrible goose with a knife

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Foghorn Leghorn says "What in the, I say, what in the fuck is that shit?"

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Wakko Warner, wearing a white lab coat, about to smack a guy sitting at a computer on the head with a big wooden hammer.

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

The Adventures of Milo and Otis

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Gonna cheat and use a comic: Spectacular Spider-Man 189 by J.M. DeMatteis and Sal Buscema. A happy Osborn family meal.

Spidey crashes a "family dinner" where an unhinged Harry Osborn has kidnapped his wife, son, and brother-in-law. Not wanting to risk Harry going full-on psychotic, he sits and eats as the "guest of honor".

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Screengrab from the game Disco Elysium. The wall of a dolapidated building has been graffittied with the words “Something beautiful is going to happen.

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I’ve signed two “support our union” petitions today and

A drawing of a deranged Goofy with the caption “I’ll fuckin’ do it again”

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

It’s the Predator handshake meme. Romance novels and superhero comics are both making up European microstates.

Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

My name spelled out by rivers, clouds, and other formations visible from orbit. Neat.