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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 2h

Angela, that's not a burn, that's just alt text.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 4h

The Incredible Hulk. Man big, man green, man loud.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If Odo uses he/him pronouns, does that make him a gendered fluid?

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 03/10/2026

Anyway if we want to talk about restorative justice in rape cases, we have to make...a shitload of changes to the culture first. Because at this point, it feels like a bunch of people pointing at gun at a woman and saying "WELL WHAT MINIMAL CONSEQUENCE DO YOU ACCEPT? DON'T RUIN HIS LIFE."

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“Yes, I have a date. His name? Fred… Barneyson.”

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm gonna say it: I don't think Sluggo's hat is all that bad.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Put another dime in the jukebox, baby!

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

People woll say anything on this website. “No one elected the pope.” Yes they did. That’s not true.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Well, not with that attitude, it’s not. ( ;) )

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The only other people who talk about assimilation like this are the Borg.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is a weird Great Gatsby adaptation.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Damn, girl, are you a string of fireworks? ‘Cause that outfit be poppin’!

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Spider-sense says editorial’s come up with another contrived plotline to separate me and MJ!”

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ryan Fazio looks like if Clark Kent knew just a little too much about age of consent laws.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My man looks like he finished third in a Bobcat Goldthwait lookalike contest.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In retrospect it’s amazing they got away with saying this on a Saturday morning cartoon.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You’d think the “landlords” thing would resonate with leftists and change the narrative for them, but I guess that “God made a farmer” shit dies hard.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“The last time”? We’ve never not had that crisis.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3:
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Hey, what’s with that giant key?”

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Veilguard. My biggest criticism was that I wanted *more*.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"She's teaching children about love and kindness and that they matter, we have to stop her!" They went after Fred Rogers, too.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Echoing what I assume must be dozens saying MASH.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

'Salem's Lot is just post-industrial civic decay with vampires.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We know from the book there were congressional hearings, which I confidently assume assigned no culpability and led to no solutions whatsoever.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Once you see that *gestures broadly* all of this is revenge for holding a white conservative man in power minimally accountable, you can never unsee it.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I've got an *imagination* for that, and I use it for that purpose, constantly, for fun. Just another thing these techno-dopes don't understand nobody wants to outsource to the HAL 9000.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ah, crap, now he's gonna make a weird papier-mache model of my head and use it to control my mind.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think if they botch the execution you should get to go free. “Sucks to suck, assholes, better luck next time.”

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Note to self: Shoot whoever produced Pat Boone’s version of ‘Tutti Frutti’.”

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Will there be a similar bundle for Captain Marvel?

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