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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist

@thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 8h
You too can be a hot swordswoman if you pick up HEMA
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Work is going great, why do you ask?
Business cat "I hope I don't get my shins annihilated"

Behind the cat 

"Getting my shins annihilated factory"
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Drugs, Drugs, Drugs is my favorite sketch you ever put out. One of my vocal stims to this day is "mmm*click*throm. That's not even a real word! What, you don't think they have drugs outside of North America? You racist" Yes, the whole quote youtu.be/egmYepcUu1U
youtu.be
Drugs, Drugs, Drugs
YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
Buy my silence. Permanently.

$8,000 per month

For $8,000 a month, I will stop
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is, in fact, a good consumer protection law, intended to avoid consumers being confused about whether the food is kosher. Which absolutely happens. I CANNOT tell you how many times friends and family have been sent non-kosher deli for a shiva, work meal, etc
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Salicylic acid is what I used to get rid of pimples. You can just buy a straight bottle of it and dab it on with a q-tip. I don't have full acne, but it works wonders on individual pimples
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's almost here!
Happening soon

Order from Purpleheart Armoury

Arriving tomorrow

Track packageRegenyei Spiky Feder, Medium Flex Strength, Tournament, RA
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me sewing: Fuck this shit, I hate this Me reaping: Hey this patch looks pretty cool
Me in my battle jacket showing off a blue and grey fox patch on my shoulder
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is impossible not to notice the rise in casual antisemitism online and in person. If you don’t see it, you’re lying to yourself.
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We got Blade in Magic before we got Blade in Blade
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nice cock! 

Great shape, good mouthfeel.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Literal white collar worker
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👻Calvinboo Congress👻 @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
i've showed u my andalites. pls respond #animorphs
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cool finds!
Facebook marketplace with two listings

Free - A fade with a picture of a balled up fist 

$7 - Big Bitch Sandwich with a picture of a sandwich, tater tots, and a Welch's something
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Begone, AI slop
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
one of these for every set for all time or we riot
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's human made horrible racist nonsense garbage
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck it. I think sports gambling apps should be outlawed. I also think the people who currently make and run them should be–
static.klipy.com
Tenna's Technical Difficulties Screen
ALT: Tenna's Technical Difficulties Screen
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I cannot believe they show him clearly falling towards concrete and at the last second they pussy out and have him land on wood chips
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Mr. Moo Sky 🔜 Furpoc @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You have to play The Devil Went Down to Georgia at least once. I would also recommend the album Sound and Fury by Sturgill Simpson, it's my go-to driving album
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dipping my toes in the discourse
Simpsons joke:

WAIT A MINUTE.

THERE'S SOMETHING BOTHERING ME ABOUT THIS PLACE.

THIS LESBIAN BAR DOESN'T HAVE A MASK MANDATE!

ENJOY YOUR DEATHTRAP, LADIES.
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is the commander
 Teval, Arbiter of Virtue {2}{B}{G}{U}

Legendary Creature — Spirit Dragon

Flying, lifelink

Spells you cast have delve. (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting those spells pays for {1}.)

Whenever you cast a spell, you lose life equal to its mana value.

“As you act, so shall you be judged.”
6/6
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Master of Lake-town

Added to main decl

Diresight

ed fri deck

Aug 24, 2026

Deadbridge Chant

ved from

lov 14, 2025

Phial of Galadriel

dec Nov 14

Drea

Ancient Cellarspav

Added to main de

Nov 14, 202

Portent of Calamity

Added to main decl

Oct 12, 202

Tendrils of Agony

Oct 12, 2

Shadowgrange Archfiend
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i realize there is already tons of jace in reality fracture but i was kind of hoping we would get more than one empower jace token to show his different aspects/aberrations.
alterate jace tokens (the second one here is the real one from the set)
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rinds of parmesan Wine to water, night from dawn Life gets shorter, teeth grow long
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh my god, Penis Inspection Day is real
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Honestly, even as a 12-year-old, I was like "the concept is interesting, but this really sucks"
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The thing that's really throwing me about the Yudkowski discourse is that I actually read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality as a kid, because a friend recommended it to me as an interesting piece of fanfic Can you imagine how confused I was when I learned it turned into a cult
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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 04/09/2026
Antivax is a luxury belief. If antivaxxers were transported to an era where 20% of kids died before age 5, they'd be begging for the shots back.
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Raquel 🌈✨ @aistear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo. "Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Let's see AI move your shit into a truck without breaking anything
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's been a lot of really scary moments during this administration, but I think this is the scariest. It's like footage of a mad dictatorship in a documentary
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
God, FRF ripped so hard
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is why Grindr keeps crashing at the RNC
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What
The first thing you want in a new country, is a patent office: then work up your school system, and after that, out with your paper. A newspaper has its faults, and plenty of them, but no matter
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
From A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court Oh my god this guy is such a fucking nerd Who goes back in time to King Arthur's Court and the first thing he does after attaining power is open a PATENT OFFICE
invent an improvement on it. That reminds me to remark, in passing, that the very first official thing I did, in my administration-and it was on the very first day of it, too-was to start a patent office; for I knew that a country without a patent office and good patent laws was just a crab, and couldn't travel any way but sideways or backways.
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I didn't know Mark Twain was a surfer
"all intents and purposes. The remnant of it was restricted to the dudes and dudesses. When a disease has worked its way down to that level,"
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They take such pride in being so stupid
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Does anyone want a ticket for an adult and guest for November 14th for the Georgia Ren Fest? I got it and forgot it overlapped with magic con 🙃
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