𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 8hYou too can be a hot swordswoman if you pick up HEMA 000
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Work is going great, why do you ask? 000
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Drugs, Drugs, Drugs is my favorite sketch you ever put out. One of my vocal stims to this day is "mmm*click*throm. That's not even a real word! What, you don't think they have drugs outside of North America? You racist" Yes, the whole quote youtu.be/egmYepcUu1Uyoutu.beDrugs, Drugs, DrugsYouTube video by LoadingReadyRun 000
Reposted by 𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated LinguistRev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing 70132164942
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie 010
Reposted by 𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated LinguistAkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This is, in fact, a good consumer protection law, intended to avoid consumers being confused about whether the food is kosher. Which absolutely happens. I CANNOT tell you how many times friends and family have been sent non-kosher deli for a shiva, work meal, etc 2428935
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Salicylic acid is what I used to get rid of pimples. You can just buy a straight bottle of it and dab it on with a q-tip. I don't have full acne, but it works wonders on individual pimples 100
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Me sewing: Fuck this shit, I hate this Me reaping: Hey this patch looks pretty cool 040
Reposted by 𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated LinguistNick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It is impossible not to notice the rise in casual antisemitism online and in person. If you don’t see it, you’re lying to yourself. 311046127
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 10/10/2026We got Blade in Magic before we got Blade in Blade 000
Reposted by 𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated LinguistWitchy Annie 🏳️⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit. 9585843260
Reposted by 𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguistceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 152108632345
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Literal white collar worker 010
Reposted by 𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist👻Calvinboo Congress👻 @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth. 272609566
Reposted by 𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguistmankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 18/10/2023i've showed u my andalites. pls respond #animorphs 26511131
Reposted by 𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated LinguistShivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026one of these for every set for all time or we riot 515722
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's human made horrible racist nonsense garbage 160
Reposted by 𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated LinguistScott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Fuck it. I think sports gambling apps should be outlawed. I also think the people who currently make and run them should be–static.klipy.comTenna's Technical Difficulties ScreenALT: Tenna's Technical Difficulties Screen 211578304
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I cannot believe they show him clearly falling towards concrete and at the last second they pussy out and have him land on wood chips 1180
Reposted by 𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated LinguistMr. Moo Sky 🔜 Furpoc @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Disable gambling ads: 8387366074
Reposted by 𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguistsarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow 21388321165
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You have to play The Devil Went Down to Georgia at least once. I would also recommend the album Sound and Fury by Sturgill Simpson, it's my go-to driving album 010
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dipping my toes in the discourse 010
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This is the commander 110
Reposted by 𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguistdusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i realize there is already tons of jace in reality fracture but i was kind of hoping we would get more than one empower jace token to show his different aspects/aberrations. 3828
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Rinds of parmesan Wine to water, night from dawn Life gets shorter, teeth grow long 010
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Oh my god, Penis Inspection Day is real 000
Reposted by 𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated LinguistPatrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise. 263125691
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Honestly, even as a 12-year-old, I was like "the concept is interesting, but this really sucks" 001
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The thing that's really throwing me about the Yudkowski discourse is that I actually read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality as a kid, because a friend recommended it to me as an interesting piece of fanfic Can you imagine how confused I was when I learned it turned into a cult 110
Reposted by 𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 04/09/2026Antivax is a luxury belief. If antivaxxers were transported to an era where 20% of kids died before age 5, they'd be begging for the shots back. 760498
Reposted by 𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated LinguistRaquel 🌈✨ @aistear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo. "Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind." 6498003927
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Let's see AI move your shit into a truck without breaking anything 010
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 11/09/2026There's been a lot of really scary moments during this administration, but I think this is the scariest. It's like footage of a mad dictatorship in a documentary 001
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 10/09/2026God, FRF ripped so hard 000
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This is why Grindr keeps crashing at the RNC 0210
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 09/09/2026From A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court Oh my god this guy is such a fucking nerd Who goes back in time to King Arthur's Court and the first thing he does after attaining power is open a PATENT OFFICE 000
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I didn't know Mark Twain was a surfer 000
Reposted by 𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguistandy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...) 8379822139
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 08/09/2026They take such pride in being so stupid 010
𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Does anyone want a ticket for an adult and guest for November 14th for the Georgia Ren Fest? I got it and forgot it overlapped with magic con 🙃 000