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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist

@thephyrexian1999.bsky.social
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Jewish queer English major 27, They/them Moxfield: moxfield.com/users/thephyrexian Storygraph: app.thestorygraph.com/profile/theph…

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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me sewing: Fuck this shit, I hate this Me reaping: Hey this patch looks pretty cool
Me in my battle jacket showing off a blue and grey fox patch on my shoulder
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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is impossible not to notice the rise in casual antisemitism online and in person. If you don’t see it, you’re lying to yourself.
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We got Blade in Magic before we got Blade in Blade
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nice cock! 

Great shape, good mouthfeel.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
i've showed u my andalites. pls respond #animorphs
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cool finds!
Facebook marketplace with two listings

Free - A fade with a picture of a balled up fist 

$7 - Big Bitch Sandwich with a picture of a sandwich, tater tots, and a Welch's something
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
one of these for every set for all time or we riot
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck it. I think sports gambling apps should be outlawed. I also think the people who currently make and run them should be–
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Tenna's Technical Difficulties Screen
ALT: Tenna's Technical Difficulties Screen
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Mr. Moo Sky 🔜 Furpoc @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dipping my toes in the discourse
Simpsons joke:

WAIT A MINUTE.

THERE'S SOMETHING BOTHERING ME ABOUT THIS PLACE.

THIS LESBIAN BAR DOESN'T HAVE A MASK MANDATE!

ENJOY YOUR DEATHTRAP, LADIES.
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Master of Lake-town

Added to main decl

Diresight

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Aug 24, 2026

Deadbridge Chant

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lov 14, 2025

Phial of Galadriel

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Ancient Cellarspav

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Portent of Calamity

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Oct 12, 202

Tendrils of Agony

Oct 12, 2

Shadowgrange Archfiend
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i realize there is already tons of jace in reality fracture but i was kind of hoping we would get more than one empower jace token to show his different aspects/aberrations.
alterate jace tokens (the second one here is the real one from the set)
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh my god, Penis Inspection Day is real
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The thing that's really throwing me about the Yudkowski discourse is that I actually read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality as a kid, because a friend recommended it to me as an interesting piece of fanfic Can you imagine how confused I was when I learned it turned into a cult
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🎃🦇👻 Sam Miller 👻🦇🎃 @kaisermiller.family · 04/09/2026
Antivax is a luxury belief. If antivaxxers were transported to an era where 20% of kids died before age 5, they'd be begging for the shots back.
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Raquel 🌈✨ @aistear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo. "Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Let's see AI move your shit into a truck without breaking anything
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's been a lot of really scary moments during this administration, but I think this is the scariest. It's like footage of a mad dictatorship in a documentary
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What
The first thing you want in a new country, is a patent office: then work up your school system, and after that, out with your paper. A newspaper has its faults, and plenty of them, but no matter
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
From A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court Oh my god this guy is such a fucking nerd Who goes back in time to King Arthur's Court and the first thing he does after attaining power is open a PATENT OFFICE
invent an improvement on it. That reminds me to remark, in passing, that the very first official thing I did, in my administration-and it was on the very first day of it, too-was to start a patent office; for I knew that a country without a patent office and good patent laws was just a crab, and couldn't travel any way but sideways or backways.
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I didn't know Mark Twain was a surfer
"all intents and purposes. The remnant of it was restricted to the dudes and dudesses. When a disease has worked its way down to that level,"
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They take such pride in being so stupid
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Does anyone want a ticket for an adult and guest for November 14th for the Georgia Ren Fest? I got it and forgot it overlapped with magic con 🙃
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DSM-SPOOKY Spoilers @flawedhowl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yippee I love sharing unverifiable memes that will get antifascists arrested or killed if they follow the advice presented
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Probably the most insane UQuiz I've ever taken
Getty images of a guy stabbing another guy with scissors

Your Result:

Casual Improvised, Damage Preference
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

Follow

Ti West says that Scrooge uses logic & good arguments against others in his movie 'EBENEZER.

"As his Scrooge cuts someone down verbally or as he makes a financial point or withdraws, you do understand why he's doing it."

(Source: ew.com/ebenezer-ian-m...)

[Thumbnail of young Ebenezer Scrooge tipping his hat]Youtube video with the title edited to say "Penniless orphan gets Destroyed by Logic"

The thumbnail is the same image of scrooge
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
Crying face next to regular Mets jersey and "Mets"

Crying face next to "Mets, Japan" with Japanese heritage Mets jerseys
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Free fencing for the first time!
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton did a huge amount of good with wealth she largely worked to earn. 9 to 5 is a Marxist text & permeant karaoke banger. She stood with queer & trans people throughout her life & the world was a better place for having her stay a while.
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My sextape is called...(let your predictive text finish the sentence) My sextape is called the last time I was in the hospital with my mom DON'T LIKE THAT BAD PREDICTIVE TEXT
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
American propaganda corps undefeated
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Dix @dixonij.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Shoresy: So Dumb
Alt: Shoresy: So Dumb
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Watching the Avatar movie rn
The avengers fighting thanos with daredevil on the side and the text "Yea whoop his ahh DAREDEVIL😭🙏🏻"
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Mao Mao! @maotenno.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It will always be really interesting to me that of the two series, animorphs was cheaper, pulpy looking one while HP had prestige yet Animorphs dealt with issues if it's audience growing up and darker nature of its concept way more effectively and and more maturely.
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A border Collie (?) with the name "TWINK" and (bitch) under that
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The primary job of science fiction is to discuss the present via the illusion that it is the future
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
How is it that both magic con Atlantas are UB heavy The last one was Spider-Man and this one is all Star Trek
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𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist @thephyrexian1999.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Does anyone have access to the passenger side mirror for a 2013 Hyundai azera? I've checked three different salvage sites and the only one that has a compatible part is 150 mi away. I'm willing to pay for shipping.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You played the recorder in part to strengthen your fine motor skills and in part to introduce you to basic music theory concepts like rhythm, the C-major scale, and reading basic music notes. Your teachers wanted to make elementary music education available to all, not just the rich.
Threads post "And then for no reason, no reason at all, they made us all learn how to play the recorder"
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