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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 7h
The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 19h
As happy as I am to watch Aaron Rogers lose and cry... I really hate seeing Deshaun Watson be lauded for throwing a fucking football when he is an irredeemable piece of human shit. Watching this football game was a mistake. There was no winning. Jesus Christ this world sucks.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 21h
They say never meet your Heroes. But to be able to hang out and drink with Sully of Sully and force was an absolute treat. IYKYK
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That tiktokker's name? Albert Einstein
Q john lennon last words
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Holding his wound, John Lennon said his famous last words "et tu, Brute?" after former bandmate George Harrison shot him. Lennon had been shot by Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr in the minutes prior. A passerby started laughing and loudly exclaimed "got his ass" and proceeded to film a TikTok video.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After watching the #canucks highlights, I'm ashamed to admit it but...
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Michael Scott: I'm Ready to Get Hurt Again
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Moved part way across the country and I'm receiving the keys to my townhouse today. Rental, but it's brand new with a revenue building program built into the (very affordable) rent. It's all coming up Milhouse
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"mind boggling"
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Tim Robinson: You Sure About That? (ITYSL)
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy National Coffee Day
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The topic of consent is a punchline to those who don't understand consent. What a fucking surprise.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anybody? Anybody?
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New adventure New beginning New phone who dis
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
some pilots are part of the furry community
An illustration of the Ralph Lauren Polo bear dressed up as a pilot and standing in front of a red airplane. The text says "Polo Aviator by Ralph Lauren."
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If a war criminal speaks to a general assembly and no one has stayed to listen, does he still make a sound?
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 25/09/2026
damn boxscore looks like he took his kid to work. here, son, just carry the ball into the end zone, these guys won’t touch you
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b. robinson jr. 50
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cracks in our education system you could drive a Mack truck through
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
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karen ward @kwardvancouver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
so here's where things are - I need a change of clothes (no free clothes in DTES [bedbug saturation]): 50$ - groceries: $? - toiletries & first aid & towel: 80$? - order replacement glasses: 70$ I could sleep inside tonight if you could help out, share, etc etransfer: thefool.ward@gmail.com
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the part many Americans -- including the Bezosites at the Washington Post -- don't understand. Canadians don't see this just as a Trump thing. It's that America elected him twice, and the second time with an even bigger mandate. The problem we're addressing is America, not Trump.
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 17/09/2026
I'll spare you from clicking on the link: Joe Warmington bravely journeyed to the Danforth (which he calls a "no-go zone"), filmed vulnerable people minding their own business, then claimed his safety was "at the mercy of a zombie-like throng" after a woman pointed and called him a "fucking bitch"
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Toronto & GTA WARMINGTON: Toronto's Danforth Village looks like hell on earth While many neighbourhoods are not affected, when you have sidewalks in some areas that families can't walk along, you have a city in distress Joe Warmington Published Sep 17, 2026 • 4 minute read
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your move, Penthouse Vancouver.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Telling my grandkids that this was Ed Sheeran
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
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Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-lotr character who could resist the one ring
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Mr Bean: Rowan Atkinson Waiting
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible Lady Gaga Fingers
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Home base BC, Alberta for work (even lived there for three awful months), Ontario multiple times, Quebec thrice, Manitoba for a wedding, and now moving to Saskatchewan. I intend to visit multiple spots on the east coast eventually. (Cabot Trail, Confed Bridge, that street with bars, etc)
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Paul Chapman @paul-chapman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good news, citizens of Mt. Pleasant.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Four plays earlier, Collinsworth specifically stated he would go for the win, and not consider a field goal. Dude is terrible.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, aghast, says "Oh No! That means..." We see Jack Skellington in the woods beyond Halloweentown approaching a tree with doors shaped like the World Trade Center. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of terrified passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash into tower one. Jack once again asks "what's this?"
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So long, Jake.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
False. Many will show up to confirm he's actually dead.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A gif is worth a thousand words
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jpgmtc @jpgmtc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Same mouse...same.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@maxfawcett.bsky.social If memory serves, you enjoy Civ, so it would follow you may enjoy a Civ based joke. If not, please disregard, or correct me (but not too harshly)
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God @thegodshow.com · 31/08/2026
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B. Reynolds ✅ @b-reynolds.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Canadians will drop Google Maps because of a lake but won’t drop X because of nazism.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bon Jovi Our Lady Peace The Trews The Tragically Hip Foo Fighters
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If I were American and somebody took a shit in a paper bag and put it on the ballot that would have my vote over. Pete hegseth
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Mr. Nick Beaudrot @nbeaudrot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oddly specific.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
YouTube shouldn't be permitted anywhere near sports. These losers are atrocious. #BlueJays
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chefs kiss
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
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Dr. Az Klymiuk @klymiuk.ca · 28/08/2026
You know what this #LakeAmerica thing actually is? It’s Indigenous erasure. Ontari’io is a Wendat name. The Wendat suffered colonial displacement and erasure, as all our nations have. Your ignorant jokes are just furthering and normalizing erasure.
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Peace by Chocolate @peacebychocolate.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We created this bar to keep the name Lake Ontario visible as part of our long-standing Canada Collection. “ONTARÍ’IO” is an Indigenous name that existed long before today’s borders. That history should not be erased. peacebychocolate.ca/collections/...
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Has any country in the history of bordered lands had a weaker leader? This is getting more and more hilarious (for outsiders)
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Absolute cinema
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Chris Taylor @christaylornyc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every day we’re getting a new Veep episode
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dumbest.Headline.Ever. Dolly was not neutral on a single fucking issue. Maybe time to pack it in, CNN. You're barely worth insulting at this point. Embarrassing.
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