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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 9h
Department of Corrections? Did it get so bad, the Canucks are using some sort of prison work release to find players?
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 16h
C'mon, Keith. *How* did Norway turn its oil reserves into "extraordinary national wealth"? *Public ownership of oil companies *78 per cent profit tax on oil companies *25 per cent sales tax economy-wide so the oil revenues could be saved These are not serious people. #abpoli
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Watched a movie tonight that made me more uncomfortable to be a man than I have ever been. FAFO is a great dopamine drop, but knowing the people I know made watching this incredibly difficult.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Puyallup casino has so much of my money.... And I'm Canadian. It was just a required stop on hawks and mariners trips. Until they 86'd the buffet.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had a buddy who turned fourty and blew his back out bending over to spit out the toothpaste. Laid up on the couch for three days lmao
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It sneaks up on ya doesn't it? Age that is.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But also, like what you like, who cares? I'm gonna judge you, but you shouldn't give a shit what I think either lol.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Depends who the openers are. You can beat traffic after seeing some great bands if you plan youR life correctly.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And I can't believe it's not butter
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Where's the lie? He missed his long time receiver eleventy five times.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
0-4 team with an undrafted QB seems like an appropriate team to lose to with a QB making 60 fucking mil lmao. Dak is Ass
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did Jerry Jones die and someone forgot to tell him? Holy shit.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah man, the people here have been awesome. Like almost all of em.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imma be the guy who shows up to the cool spots with my acoustic. NEway here's Wonderwall
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They've got a pretty decent brewery here, which is nice. I have spent most of my time at Canadian Brewhouse due to the number of taps tho.
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M.J. @sportsandplants.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Same as it ever was #mlb
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Something something the Louvre
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pulled Contreras for WS mvp at +10000 Let's go Brewers
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The ultimate. Along with.....
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Linda Loira Smiling in Bed
ALT: Linda Loira Smiling in Bed
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I become unreasonably fired up during Mark my words, believe my soul lives on Don't worry now that I have gone I've gone beyond to seek the truth When you know that your time is close at hand Maybe then you'll begin to understand Life down here is just a strange illusion
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
open.spotify.com/track/2UCFZw... It will hurt you to admit that this is more powerful than the original. I know it hurt @imrealgoode.bsky.social
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Hallowed Be Thy Name
Machine Head · The Blackening · Song · 2007
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Mari Adkins @marifromky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've thought about this all day. this was originally done by Chuck Berry, believe it or not. youtu.be/BRcs_OzQb14?...
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The Black Crowes - Hard To Handle
YouTube video by TheBlackCrowesVEVO
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not a bad singer either
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Extend the powers of the special prosecutor. Charge everyone involved from the bottom to the top, including everyone attempting to smear the victim. Have some respect for yourselves, and punish rape culture for once. All of it. Bury them all under a prison.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Over the past two weeks, I’ve been following the attempts to smear the Jane Doe in the Cornell University gang rape case and redirect blame from the seven fraternity men onto her. As usual, this campaign is built on a mountain of lies and misogyny. spitfirenews.com/p/cornell-ja...
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Debunking the smear campaign against the Cornell Jane Doe
Authorities, media outlets, and pundits are lying about this woman. But only her credibility is getting judged.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember when Bartman couldn't leave his house and basically had to disappear from society for the rest of his life? Where's that energy for these plugs?
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Took this pic at Capital downtown during Sully's bday party on Saturday. (Yes, that Sully of Sully and Force)
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They're super nice and you would fit in and have some new friends who are Canucks fans.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Come out here and make me. I've already got a crew.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Colleen has shared handjob tips on Twitter before. To her credit.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just be careful You're going to end up with a hundred basic white women in your front yard.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
May this never die
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Divine Mercy Jesus Painting with Amen
ALT: Divine Mercy Jesus Painting with Amen
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Maybe I don't want to catch more flies with honey, maybe what I really want is to catch more people with bear traps.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And then what happened?
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fill em with pumpkin spice
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's a mouthful.... Wait You can use that too.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think, as a society, we have evolved beyond Stephen A Smith. Like, by a lot. This dude sucks at everything and need not be considered for comment again. Anywhere.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Capitalizing, financially, on this shit deserves scaled punishment to perpetrating this shit in the first place.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How would you know?
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He even substitutes "real bad things," which is grammatically incorrect, but also helps avoid this quagmire lol
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
open.spotify.com/track/4VIDVd... Take out the word "very" and reclaim your power
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Bad Things
Jace Everett · Jace Everett · Song · 2005
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Touché
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am just as surprised as you that this exists.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Pennywise It
ALT: Pennywise It
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Donate them to the outdoors program. Real nice firestarter there.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nice try, Pennywise
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The dumbest people on earth run that shit hole of a country lmao. Literally cannot think of a more pathetic thing to say to pump your own tires.
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everyone knows you're supposed to jam your arm as far as you can down their throat ooooooohhhhhh iseewhatyoudid
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They are domestic terrorists
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Stowie @theonlystowie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Boo indeed
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