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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 08/10/2026

I have successfully completed my First Aid & CPR certification. HOWEVER despite my apparent skill at a herringbone bandage wrap - please do not have a medical emergency near me. Thank you for your consideration.

Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You know whats great? Being a monkey But I can't wait until I am a full silverback gorilla

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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Everybody poops But it seems like some do it as a sport

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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A delightful looking lil' one!

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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'm always up to go monkeypoop

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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I found the best part of the store

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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Listen, monkeys need time to deliver

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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I wanted to give the little guy a monkey scrub, alas.

Small stuffed monkey standing on a sign that says LAVADERIA in front of a ruined foundation.

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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I wouldn't let @theomonkey.bsky.social climb the historical olive tree.

A small stuffed monkey reclining on a sign that says ORIGINAL OLIVE TREE in front of an olive tree

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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Sundials are boring when it is overcast

A little stuffed monkey wearing an orange hoodie standing on a sun dial

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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

He heard St Anthony likes little guys

A little stuffed monkey wearing an orange hoodie sitting on the lap of a statue of St Anthony holding a baby

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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Reading shocking novels for our health.

Woman wearing a floofy nightgown tucked into bed and reading to a little stuffed monkey

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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

We sent this photo of me bravely recovering from my cold with @theomonkey.bsky.social to my sainted mother-in-law, because she likes me best when I'm being a drama queen.

A woman in a voluminous white nightgown tucked into bed with a little stuffed monkey. Her hand is resting on her forehead, because of her agonies.

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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

My sister Nina has found the lemon pig

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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

🎼🎶 You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant Excepting Alice You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant Walk right in it's around the back Just a half a mile from the railroad track You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant 🎶🎵🎶

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