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Theo Monkey

@theomonkey.bsky.social
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Just a little baby monkey living in the big city with Mostlymartha & Jaybeans

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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look at that sax!!
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everybody poops But it seems like some do it as a sport
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A delightful looking lil' one!
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I found the best part of the store
A sign with a monkey that says bananas
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
NOTERIZED!
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We all have bad days
Cover of book, Grumpy Monkey
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think this monkey has an idea
A lamp shaped like a monkey holding the light bulb
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Listen, monkeys need time to deliver
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
MONKEYS!
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Me and @theomonkey.bsky.social
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Look at this little guy!
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I wanted to give the little guy a monkey scrub, alas.
Small stuffed monkey standing on a sign that says LAVADERIA in front of a ruined foundation.
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I wouldn't let @theomonkey.bsky.social climb the historical olive tree.
A small stuffed monkey reclining on a sign that says ORIGINAL OLIVE TREE in front of an olive tree
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
New fish friends
The back of a little stuffed monkey's head as he looks at the fish in a fountain
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
King of the fountain
A little stuffed monkey wearing an orange hoodie standing on the edge of a fountain
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Monkeys love roses
A little stuffed monkey wearing an orange hoodie lying in a blooming rose bush
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Vibes
A little stuffed monkey wearing an orange hoodie standing on a decorative stone in a rock garden
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Sundials are boring when it is overcast
A little stuffed monkey wearing an orange hoodie standing on a sun dial
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
He heard St Anthony likes little guys
A little stuffed monkey wearing an orange hoodie sitting on the lap of a statue of St Anthony holding a baby
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
@theomonkey.bsky.social on retreat
A little stuffed monkey wearing an orange hoodie standing on a brick wall in a garden
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Monkeys ALWAYS win
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Baseball is back!
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Reading shocking novels for our health.
Woman wearing a floofy nightgown tucked into bed and reading to a little stuffed monkey
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
We sent this photo of me bravely recovering from my cold with @theomonkey.bsky.social to my sainted mother-in-law, because she likes me best when I'm being a drama queen.
A woman in a voluminous white nightgown tucked into bed with a little stuffed monkey. Her hand is resting on her forehead, because of her agonies.
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My sister Nina has found the lemon pig
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
SANTA CAME!!
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 02/12/2025
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
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'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
🎼🎶 You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant Excepting Alice You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant Walk right in it's around the back Just a half a mile from the railroad track You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant 🎶🎵🎶
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
He's such a good dancer
tiktok.com
monkey is more than a monkey
TikTok video by sara_and_spot
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
haunts me to this day
curious george in a sack with only his head visible
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Curious George. Ape Escape. King Kong. Can't a monkey be chaotic neutral without getting thrown in a net or whatnot
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
the man is Fine af but, unfortunately, a bit of a Ghoul
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
are we never going to discuss that the man in the yellow hat straight up kidnapped curious george
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Ancient Estruscan @theomonkey.bsky.social . Total little guy.
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
GEORGE! Don't sniff the ether!
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I don’t care how deep of a depression I am in, the cookie episode or New Girl is the answer.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Monkey monkey why you eat the cracker
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It is!
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Monkey cracker! Monkey cracker!
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Have you ever found peanut butter in your pocket and not know how it got there? Or is it just me?
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
One rogue infected monkey left. We've all seen this movie...
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
My God
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
They're infected and were just in a car accident and they are pissed about it
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Look at this dapper gentleman! So worldly! What has he seen in his travels?
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I *would* watch this show
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Happy to be a rally monkey for the @oaklandballers.bsky.social tonight!
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
🎶 On the road again... 🎶
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Y'all... I'm about to go on vacation and you know what that means... APE ESCAPE!!
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Dancin'
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Theo Monkey @theomonkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Back at the ballpark with Mom and Dad
A small stuffed monkey in a yellow Oakland Ballers hat sits on the shoulder of someone in the same style of Oakland Ballers hat
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