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Desert rat/part-time human.

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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
These are like Madden 64 uniforms when they couldn't get the NFL license
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I just housed 5 straight footlong hot dogs with mustard and onions and sauerkraut because my wife told me I couldn't possibly eat that much and god damnit THAT IS FREEDOM BABY WOOO. Woke 2 is in full effect, Bluesky is a sports app, America sucks but I love it, happy Fourth and I smell like ass now
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
How many tips is that so far? Nix got some Kyler in him?
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Every single Utah fan looks like they could be part of the Gilbert Goons
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I know somehow the Chiefs will come back but at least this is nice for a minute.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
How anyone is surprised by this is beyond me. If there's a model for who Trumper suburban Yellowstone-loving modern males wish they looked like it's Kelce.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Ball apparently does lie.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
This is going to be another Worst Case Scenario super bowl isn't it?
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This movie is amazing and this is fantastic news. Don't watch the American remake though, woof
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Dominic Armato @darmato.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Howdy, all! With BlueSky having a moment, here's a shameless request:

 If you live in AZ, care about restaurants, and like what you read below (or just enjoy pretty pictures and food talk), I hope you’ll consider helping me find like-minded folks by lending this a repost. Lemme 'splain... (1/9)
A bowl of Mexican caldo de res brimming with chunks of beef and vegetables.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
2 small burritos is better than 1 large burrito, but this only applies for breakfast. Lunch/Dinner burritos are the opposite. I need a name for this phenomenon.
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Not sure if anyone has ever noticed this before, but: Kendrick Lamar
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Jake Paul is like if an Affliction t-shirt became sentient during a Joe Rogan podcast
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X @jaimietaco.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Let's get this Tyson fight over with so we can get to the real event we all want to see:
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