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billions must smile @theoluminati on twitter, you might know me better there

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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
first person quoted lmao of course
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Since Chinese President Xi is the head of their armed forces, he's also known as the co-Mandarin-chief.
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
sequel
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
in case you were confused, this is in fact a new headline www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
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Ex-Florida congressman Matt Gaetz accused in suit of sex trafficking young women
The lawsuit alleges the two women were supplied with drugs, traveled across state lines and were paid to have sex with men, including Gaetz.
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
one of these people owns a gun and its not the one you think
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
about that time to shamelessly self promo
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
does anybody bounce on it normal style anymore
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i don't want to alarm anyone but there's no doubt in my mind this is the work of Al Qaeda
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I don’t use blue sky much but sometimes I log on here to check out what’s going on & I have a lot of notifs !!!! thank you all so much for being in love with me romantically
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
what will your job be in a gasless 2027 united states? i will be a warlord and slaver (of whites only!)
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 17/08/2026
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sometimes it’s important to step back & be grateful for what you have in life. many people die young and unfairly. I’m blessed to be alive to see 100 irredeemably horny people post about how much they want Nancy Mace’s fat fashy milkers in their hands
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Will Stancil being against the NYC progressive coalition winning their primaries is my personal 9/11. like I need to lie down
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
my influence……. ♥️
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Reporter: How is it taking care of the Iranian people if you are bombing them? Trump: The Iranian people—when they don't hear bombs go off, they are upset. They want to hear bombs
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diego@estupido.fyi @estupido.fyi · 04/04/2026
thank you so much for the incredible hat content @theoluminati.bsky.social I'm absolutely libbing out in my new lib hat
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 05/04/2026
let @theoluminati.bsky.social cook
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god I wish I wasn't so attached to my twitter name because 'sultry grandniece' is calling to me like the green goblin mask
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
mother christ got cunted boots on the third slay, which we now celebrate as yeaster songay
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 21/03/2026
You can also get a magnet for your car that tells people Good Political Opinions
“I hate your stupid chud president 🇺🇸 I hate him so much” merch from dark woke nation
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Hiiiii who else wants to look this cute ♥️♥️♥️🥰 YOU CAN. MAYBE. IF YOU GO TO theoluminati.etsy.com
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
does this shirt make my tits look fat?
a woman wearing a graphic tee that says "when they go low, we go lower" with a black unicorn standing in red roses
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
my best friend in the whole wide world, @theoluminati.bsky.social is launching an etsy streetwear store btw and you should check it out: www.etsy.com/shop/TheoLum...
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
So funny how much leftists on here hate Graham Platner while he is the god of twitter leftists, first really notable rift I’ve seen
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diego@estupido.fyi @estupido.fyi · 11/02/2026
on a semi-fortnightly basis, theo luminati and i cross paths to exchange one (1) unit of inscrutable post-ironic pedantry. following Standard Operating Procedures, i then retire to my fortress of accounting studies until the next lumination
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
thrilled and honored to announce that I will not
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
There is literally a jestergooning Cheeto hitlermaxxing in the white house
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I vote democrat in an ironic and subversive way. You probably wouldn’t get it. I think many of you are not on my level of post-ironic detachment. Not that there’s anything wrong with that
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I said "ooh I like your gold necklace" one time in front of my friends and they called me "Covetous Smaug" for months
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
$75 MILLION on the Melania movie. As if buying from amazon wasn’t already sinful. This is where your money is going. To hell
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
You just know in every instance that man got up to some extremely homosexual shit beforehand and needs to cope republicanly
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
marriage should only be between a woman with short nails and a woman with a coke nail, as god intended
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
in left spaces it’s important for us to understand and respect each other as a united working class against capitalist oppression. That’s why I’m blocking and reporting you for your bad opinions about community gardens
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
this i very clearly the best piece of slop made to date. i have no idea what could possibly dethrone it, and i beg forgiveness for my behavior on that day
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
This is actually so prescient
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Arrowed! Ow my skin! 👊🏳️‍🌈🔥 @jambojeremy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
banger from @theoluminati.bsky.social
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Trading pokemon with @shiningangelx.bsky.social
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Dog.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Buddy, I gotta tell you, if I was a GOP representative, my ass would not feel comfortable watching a 15-point swing in a deeply red district ahead of a midterm where the President has been behaving erratically while consistently growing more historically unpopular.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/12/2025
i'd say the midterm-level turnout for a special election is even more ominous than the swing
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I was there & I remember this kid. Then after Spacey got exposed the kid went back and bumped the original post. Which was kinda sigma.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
the allies should have at least tried calling him gaydolf hitler
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Take that Dearborn Michigan, now a bunch of people who couldn’t vote are getting their ass beat by ICE while they try to call their chud maga westernized Trump-voting nazbol arab grandson for help but he doesn’t come because he’s watching Logan Paul
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
@shiningangelx.bsky.social sorry you lost your representation in the media :/
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Playing victim because people hate bigotry is conceptually so funny. Imagine a movement of serial killers like ‘remember, these monsters hate everything we stand for and think we’re bad people just because we like killing. You. Are. Valid.’
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River_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
They did the meme!
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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲ @theoluminati.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
kinda glad my posting compulsion hasn’t stopped after my suspension, I was starting to get scared I was becoming clout hungry. But no. I really am just doing this out of pure love of the game and a bad addiction
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