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Golden Öyster Cult

@theocean85.bsky.social
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She/Her For-profit healthcare is genocide #311,920 Fav bands: Blue Öyster Cult, Golden Earring, Pearl Jam, The Beths, Frank Zappa, The Kinks Fav films: Hot Fuzz, There Will Be Blood, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Jaws, The Towering Inferno, The Great Escape

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The road to fascism is paved by liberals telling you “you’re overreacting.”
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s a shame Robert Shaw never got to play a Star Trek villain. He would have been incredible.
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colleenky.bsky.social @colleenky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
As @juliusgoat.bsky.social says, if you accept their framing, they’ll always be in the picture
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The media hounding Jason Arday until his suicide is nothing but lynching by proxy.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This place is dead and it makes me sad. What a squandered opportunity.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I can’t wait until the first ICE agent wearing electric gloves accidentally scratches their balls and has a heart attack
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If I have rats in my house and I hire an exterminator and all the exterminator does all day is tweet about how rats arent helping the affordability crisis then you’re goddamn right I’ll have more heat for the exterminator. I EXPECT the rats to be rats.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 17/08/2026
just inarguably true prospect.org/2026/08/17/a...
prospect.org
Five Years Later, Biden Was Proven Right in Withdrawing From Afghanistan - The American Prospect
The country did not become a safe haven for global terrorism, and a U.S. presence is no longer a sitting duck for Iranian or Russian airstrikes.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pleasant Dreams is the Ramones’ best album and I will broker no argument otherwise. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Morrissey is a scam by Live Nation to just earn interest on your money as they temporarily hold it between booking and cancellation/refund.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Eddie Vedder once said that Good Charlotte’s music tastes like a popsicle that’s been stuck up someone’s ass. He was being too kind.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just in time
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 06/08/2026
starting an Abbott and Costello inspired conspiracy theory that actually it was a guy named "Who" that shot JFK
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Blandace Owens
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Me watching The Expanse: “Well that’s just a bullshit way to write off a character what the fuck!?” Me reading the internet about it: “Oh…. Fuck”
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oh man, I had a two poppy seed bagels yesterday and forgot what happens when you eat poppy seed bagels I thought I’d been attacked by nano machines
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’d this site dead?
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
George Lucas never made a good movie on purpose. Time has shown that studio interference and limited budgets tempered his worst instincts.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I don’t think there has ever been a worse recasting in history than in The Expanse recasting Chrisjen’s husband from Brian George to whoever the fuck this guy is.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hunt for the Wilderpeople
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Rest in Peace Sam Neill If you haven’t, see Taika Waititi’s Hunt for the Wilderpeople. It’s such a beautiful movie. He will make you cry. I’m crying now… didn’t think I would but I am…
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Hunt for the Wilderpeople Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Sam Neill, Rhys Darby Movie HD
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My deepest prayers to Reinhard Heydrich’s family, friends, and all those who loved him. Though we did not see eye to eye politically, Reinhard was an effective Obergruppenführer. Also, just a charming and funny man who cared deeply about the people of Germany.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Not a great week for politicians named Graham who were harboring secrets.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 11/07/2026
No book ever printed has been free from typos. You just don't notice them unless you're trying to be an ass.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Nevertheless, he desisted. Is what I will say when it happens.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You know what I never realized as a kid? Yogi Bear fucks.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Did you know that there is FREE SHIPPING at @bookshop.org today because *$%^Y&U^ Prime Day? And did you know that I have a whole lot of lists of books for you to help you find exactly what you need? A thread! 🧵 1/x 1) Level up your political education.
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Political Education
Time to Level Up. 
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My health insurance is more than doubling. More than doubling. The wrong people are dying.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just started watching The Expanse. Three episodes in and there’s already Space Mormons, but like… literally
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Me watching a show: “Huh, this character actor usually plays a villain or at least a jerk; it’s so nice to see them play a nice guy for a change.” Me two episodes later: “Well I don’t know why I thought there wouldn’t be a plot twist.”
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Red Delicious are the John Mellencamp of apples
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Adrian Daub @adriandaub.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Troubling reports out of England of 30 year-olds being socially transitioned into same-sex attraction without parental consent! One can only hope that the UK bans coming out as gay until a child is at least 35!
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Taylor Sheridan shows are just Boomer Benzos
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The Spurs are weeks away from being able to produce a nuclear weapon
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I don’t know what these paramedics are bitching about. If the IDF had let them rescue the reporter, they’d have been bombed by the IDF too, and then the second ambulance that came to rescue THEM. Frankly they saved their lives. So ungrateful.
washingtonpost.com
An airstrike trapped a journalist. She died as rescuers waited for permission to save her.
A Post reconstruction of Amal Khalil’s final hours in Lebanon found that Israel’s military denied rescuers access to her during a key period when she was still alive.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yup. Seeing more of that now. Round these parts too. Funny enough I had DMed someone to ask if they had seen a post and she said "I blocked that guy for misogynistic shit a long time ago" and I guess it's good people are being clocked for what they are.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses I can’t stop rhyming masses with masses I think my brain might have masses
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
……Jesus tapdancing Christ
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
We can trick him into saying “God’s bussy” I just know it.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I don’t want to hear another word from Harris, Buttigieg, Newsom, or any other of these liberal freaks who are addicted to trying to appeal to the “legitimate concerns” of kind of idiots who would never vote for them in the first place. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...?
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It’s not just kids: Trump’s crackdown on trans healthcare extends into adulthood
Conservatives have long argued they want to end transition care for minors, but federal policies have increasingly limited adult access. More restrictions are on the way.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Brian Thompson killed way more people than Osama bin Laden. Mangione is a bigger hero than SEAL Team Six. Allegedly.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hot take: Bruce Campbell’s best role is Sam Axe
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Before you get a tortoise, please understand that they are the HORNIEST animals ever, and will raze heaven and earth just LOOKING for things to hump that are even VAGUELY shaped like a tortoise. It never stops. They do not tire. They will not rest. They’re like The Terminator of fuckin’.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Wow. The Institute for Middle East Understanding responds— "Ken Martin should release the information that the author of the autopsy told us clearly and unambiguously, which is that DNC officials' review of their own data found Biden's support for Israel to be a net-negative for Democrats in 2024."
Statement on Release of DNC Autopsy
IMEU Policy Project Executive Director Margaret DeReus released the following statement after the Democratic National Committee released a version of the autopsy report.
“Ken Martin should release the information that the author of the autopsy told us clearly and unambiguously, which is that DNC officials’ review of their own data found Biden’s support for Israel to be a net-negative for Democrats in 2024.”
Polls and reporting leading up to and after the 2024 election showed Biden and Harris’s support for providing weapons to Israel was deeply unpopular with their own voters and an electoral liability: 
A YouGov/IMEU Policy Project poll released in January 2025 found the top concern nationally (29%) for Biden 2020 voters who cast a ballot for someone besides Kamala Harris in November 2024 was “ending Israel’s violence in Gaza" - including 38% of these voters in Arizona, 32% in Michigan, and 32% in Wisconsin.
 
A post-election survey from Data For Progress found 36% of Harris voters said they knew someone who didn’t vote for her because of Gaza.
 
A poll from IMEU Policy Project and YouGov in August 2024 found swing-state Democrats and independents were overwhelmingly more likely to say they would support Harris if she committed to restricting weapons to Israel. That includes 34% in Pennsylvania who say they would be more likely to vote for the Democratic nominee if they pledged to withhold weapons to Israel, compared to just 7% who say they would be less likely. In Arizona, 35% say they would be more likely compared to just 5% who would be less likely. In Georgia, 39% would be more likely compared to just 5% who would be less likely.
 
A poll from the Cato Institute released in September 2024 found majorities of swing-state voters support ending weapons to Israel, including 61% of Wisconsin voters, 56% of Michigan voters, and 51% of Pennsylvania voters. 
 
A CBS News poll in June 2024 found 61% of Americans supported halting weapo…
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Ari Berman @ariberman.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
In December SCOTUS claimed it was too close to election to block Texas gerrymander but now allowing Southern states to straight up cancel elections to resurrect Jim Crow
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
God Will Stancil is such a freak
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
“We’re tired of the elites ignoring rural Americans!” Nobody caters to you fucking babies more than political elites. The entire system was DESIGNED to give more weight to your precious feelings and wants.
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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
“If you don’t call it the IOF then you’re using the oppressors framing and are therefore terrible at solidarity.” No. I’ve seen people’s eyes roll when I use the term IOF and I’ve had much better luck pushing the needle towards antizionism by NOT doing that, so that’s what I’m gonna do. 1/2
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 29/04/2026
The millennial craft movement vastly improved American gastronomy and I refuse to let zoomers with no cultural memory of the bland garbage we ate and drank 20 years ago meme me into thinking it is cringe.
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