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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 1h

I think we as Americans can ALL agree that we prefer our public executions to be done extrajudicially by an emotionally stunted coward with a badge.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh damn I haven’t thought about The Deep in AGES

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Dr. Ruth Marshall is still kicking against the pricks @wtfis2bdone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

YOU MEAN THE US BET THE ENTIRE ECONOMY ON MAGIC BEANS.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

People who smoke cigarettes right outside the sliding emergency room doors should be clubbed to death. I’m sorry if you have limited mobility and a smoking addiction but if you can ambulate to outside the hospital doors you can ambulate further down the fucking sidewalk too, you cunt.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The road to fascism is paved by liberals telling you “you’re overreacting.”

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It’s a shame Robert Shaw never got to play a Star Trek villain. He would have been incredible.

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colleenky.bsky.social @colleenky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

As @juliusgoat.bsky.social says, if you accept their framing, they’ll always be in the picture

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The media hounding Jason Arday until his suicide is nothing but lynching by proxy.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This place is dead and it makes me sad. What a squandered opportunity.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I can’t wait until the first ICE agent wearing electric gloves accidentally scratches their balls and has a heart attack

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

If I have rats in my house and I hire an exterminator and all the exterminator does all day is tweet about how rats arent helping the affordability crisis then you’re goddamn right I’ll have more heat for the exterminator. I EXPECT the rats to be rats.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Pleasant Dreams is the Ramones’ best album and I will broker no argument otherwise. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I get mad just thinking about it. I hope she’s treated well 💜

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Just make sure you’re watching over their shoulders and are up their asses as much as you need to be. Rehabs are understaffed and the staff they DO have are frequently people who don’t want to be there, and frequently under qualified. God bless the people who care, but most don’t.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Morrissey is a scam by Live Nation to just earn interest on your money as they temporarily hold it between booking and cancellation/refund.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Eddie Vedder once said that Good Charlotte’s music tastes like a popsicle that’s been stuck up someone’s ass. He was being too kind.

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 06/08/2026

starting an Abbott and Costello inspired conspiracy theory that actually it was a guy named "Who" that shot JFK

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Me watching The Expanse: “Well that’s just a bullshit way to write off a character what the fuck!?” Me reading the internet about it: “Oh…. Fuck”

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Oh man, I had a two poppy seed bagels yesterday and forgot what happens when you eat poppy seed bagels I thought I’d been attacked by nano machines

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

George Lucas never made a good movie on purpose. Time has shown that studio interference and limited budgets tempered his worst instincts.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I don’t think there has ever been a worse recasting in history than in The Expanse recasting Chrisjen’s husband from Brian George to whoever the fuck this guy is.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Hunt for the Wilderpeople. Jurassic Park is the better film, but Hunt for the Wilderpeople is hands down my favorite Sam Neill performance.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Rest in Peace Sam Neill If you haven’t, see Taika Waititi’s Hunt for the Wilderpeople. It’s such a beautiful movie. He will make you cry. I’m crying now… didn’t think I would but I am…

youtu.be

Hunt for the Wilderpeople Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Sam Neill, Rhys Darby Movie HD

YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Indie

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

My deepest prayers to Reinhard Heydrich’s family, friends, and all those who loved him. Though we did not see eye to eye politically, Reinhard was an effective Obergruppenführer. Also, just a charming and funny man who cared deeply about the people of Germany.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Not a great week for politicians named Graham who were harboring secrets.

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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 11/07/2026

No book ever printed has been free from typos. You just don't notice them unless you're trying to be an ass.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Nevertheless, he desisted. Is what I will say when it happens.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

You know what I never realized as a kid? Yogi Bear fucks.

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Did you know that there is FREE SHIPPING at @bookshop.org today because *$%^Y&U^ Prime Day? And did you know that I have a whole lot of lists of books for you to help you find exactly what you need? A thread! 🧵 1/x 1) Level up your political education.

Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

My health insurance is more than doubling. More than doubling. The wrong people are dying.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Just started watching The Expanse. Three episodes in and there’s already Space Mormons, but like… literally

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Me watching a show: “Huh, this character actor usually plays a villain or at least a jerk; it’s so nice to see them play a nice guy for a change.” Me two episodes later: “Well I don’t know why I thought there wouldn’t be a plot twist.”

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Red Delicious are the John Mellencamp of apples

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Adrian Daub @adriandaub.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Troubling reports out of England of 30 year-olds being socially transitioned into same-sex attraction without parental consent! One can only hope that the UK bans coming out as gay until a child is at least 35!

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Taylor Sheridan shows are just Boomer Benzos

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The Spurs are weeks away from being able to produce a nuclear weapon

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I don’t know what these paramedics are bitching about. If the IDF had let them rescue the reporter, they’d have been bombed by the IDF too, and then the second ambulance that came to rescue THEM. Frankly they saved their lives. So ungrateful.

washingtonpost.com

An airstrike trapped a journalist. She died as rescuers waited for permission to save her.

A Post reconstruction of Amal Khalil’s final hours in Lebanon found that Israel’s military denied rescuers access to her during a key period when she was still alive.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Yup. Seeing more of that now. Round these parts too. Funny enough I had DMed someone to ask if they had seen a post and she said "I blocked that guy for misogynistic shit a long time ago" and I guess it's good people are being clocked for what they are.

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses I can’t stop rhyming masses with masses I think my brain might have masses

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Golden Öyster Cult @theocean85.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

We can trick him into saying “God’s bussy” I just know it.

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