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The Noob Painter

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Verdigrhys @verdigrhys.bsky.social · 2h
Highlander IIC Wolf's Dragoons, Beta Regiment #BattleTech #miniatures
A painted miniature of a Highlander IIC 'Mech.  It is emerald green and the cockpit glass is orange.  The emblem of Wolf's Dragoons is on the right shoulder, and the Greek letter beta is on the left leg.  The miniature is photographed on rocky terrain.A painted miniature of a Highlander IIC 'Mech.  It is emerald green and the cockpit glass is orange.  The emblem of Wolf's Dragoons is on the right shoulder, and the Greek letter beta is on the left leg.A rear view of a painted miniature of a Highlander IIC 'Mech.  It is emerald green.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 9h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Witty Volkova @wittlegoblin.bsky.social · 13h
Me when it’s October 1
Witty and pumpkin Ripley and pumpkin
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Daz @dazpaints.bsky.social · 10h
Happy Orctober to those celebrating
Greenskin sculpted by Goob AKA goobinsgitzGreenskin sculpted by Goob AKA goobinsgitz
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Doctor Spork @doctorspork.bsky.social · 16h
Tis the season an all that, so if you want to add something macabre to your table for October I have come up with these to help. #Oldhammer #Nerdlings #3DPrinting #Warhammer #Spooky #Halloween
Nine miniature skull idols on a bright green fields, greenskins emerge form the darkness at their base, preparing to sow chaos upon unsuspecting lands.
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Scott Ferguson, 🖌️🧙‍♂️ @brushwizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Onslaught is finally ready! I am very excited to get him to the table and have been fiddling with lists for him. Its going to be a good time, I think. Big thanks for @atomicmassgames.bsky.social for sending him my way. Its very much appreciated! #MCP #AMG #PaintingProtocol #MiniaturePainting
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Invidi👁so @invidioso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Done with all of the halberds, I am finishing this squad before the end of the month or I will die trying. #warhammer #greyknights
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Olga Vyshnyvetska @mrspacelobster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bibbin: polymer clay and acrylics.
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Mork Rudley @mootlander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heading up to Under the Dice Fest to play some Space Gits this weekend! #spacegits #40kterrain #40korks #warhammer40k #warhammer40000 #40kterrain #pkanetsmashergames #oldhammer
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The Noob Painter @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've also made an October art challenge, here's the daily prompts: 1-30: Procrastination 31: Panicked Rush
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The Noob Painter @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Barrowgate Town Guard (and cook) from @reaperminiatures.bsky.social #minipainting
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Samson @samlenzartwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Three shadowboxes, many months apart, now connected :) #warhammer40k #infinitythegame #trenchcrusade
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The Noob Painter @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Barrowgate Town Guard (and cook) from @reaperminiatures.bsky.social #minipainting
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Scott B @tsukurupaints.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been busy painting as Golden Demon looms… More photos > www.instagram.com/p/DdRz-0hCoT...
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The Noob Painter @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Alright step right up and GUESS! THE! PRICE! Limited edition codex with Dice AND Box! Look at how many covers that codex has! Cloth Map! Chintzy golden medallion! $500 USD? $600? Put your guesses below!
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porble @porble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just going for a junkyard jog #battletech #miniaturepainting #miniatures
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Bees 🎃🍄🍂 @voiceofkosh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love Turkey Man
Hate Fascism
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Dumb Robot Stuff @dumbrobotstuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ice-cream vendors should switch to mashed potatoes in the winter, I think this could be a seismic game changer
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Trollbite Miniatures @trollbite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These models were released 26 years apart, but I feel like they are similar enough that they can still hang together and not look too strange. More thoughts in the alt text. #orks #armageddon #warhammer40k #warhammertheoldworld #mordheim #orcs #orcsandgoblins #warhammercommunity #warhammer
2000 is definitely not when I painted the old orc. I was starting high school that year and while I had seen Warhammer a year before in a visit to France, it hadn't made its way to Romania yet. I was also feeling pretty mature about myself and not interested in toys at all.

Here are a few thoughts on new vs old:

Obviously, the tooling is much better now. The moldline and undercuts are much subtler on the modern sculpts. The new one had many more details which I just removed. I enlarged the eyes on the old one so I could paint them easier.

Body type: I do prefer the gorilla anatomy of the old model, with its longer arms and shorter feet. They are mushroom creatures so it feels correct when they have stranger anatomy.

Heads: I might prefer the new heads. Orcs released in the last few years have looked really vicious and feral, but these new ones are a bit goofy again, which is a big plus for me and the first thing that made me interested in them.

Hands: The hands are just a bit smaller to the point they are almost interchangeable, depending on your OCD.

Weapons: I like that they've made the weapons smaller. I think it makes the orcs seem larger in comparison.

My ideal old world orc for when GW does them?
Go back to the gorilla anatomy, but most importantly make the faces goofy!
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Count Trashula @trashmobminis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
snekromancy
Line art of a snake headed wraith
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Willage @willage-bpp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Back on with some Old World, adding some Chaos Ogres to the Beastmen. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #miniaturepainting #warhammertheoldworld #oldworld #nerdlings #paintingminis #beastsofchaos #ogrekingdoms #ogormawtribes
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Mork Rudley @mootlander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fun project from a few years back — a Toyota S800. #weatheredmodel #carmodels #scalemodelling #scalemodelweathering #modelweathering #carmodel
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flumped @flumped.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Painted a Lord Magistrate for my Cathay army today! Tried a different gold recipe which I think turned out great, but it was a little scary starting from a purple/magenta 😅 Bonus Pic of my palette 🫟 #Warhammer #miniaturepainting #theoldworld #warhammercommunity #warhammerfantasy #cathay #minis
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DurenDoodles @durendoodles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When your supposed to be Grimdark but you've been drawn in the wrong artstyle #Warhammer40k #Warhammer40kart #tabletop
a cartoony looking 40k chaos marine hes vewwy vewwy sad cus hes not cool and grimdark enough
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Ivy @cyansolar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Samael, Devoted to the Prince. A word bearer who followed his dark apostle into the corruption of Slaanesh. Plan to convert my lord kakophonist into that dark apostle. #warhammer #40k #minipainting #warhammercommunity
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Phil Butts @butts1000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Think I'm all done with warrior Gonzo here. Fun little quick palette cleanser! Maybe I'll get to the other muppets sooner or later. #MiniaturePainting #muppets
Miniature of Gonzo, as a warrior from an rpg
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Mork Rudley @mootlander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hi, here’s this. #40kterrain #40korks #warhammer40k #warhammer40000 #40kterrain
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yesterday we launched a kickstarter to print Oglaf Book 5. It's going pretty good! www.kickstarter.com/projects/top...
a devil gives thumbs up and says 'hell yes'
larger text below says 'hell maybe'
the devil is in front of a kickstarter campaign page but you can't see the amount, which is annoying.
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Magic Home Run @magichomerun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#warhammer40k As an honorary Word Bearer, honorary Son of Horus, honorary Night Lord, a VIP member of the Khorne Gym, a longtime viewer of Nurgle’s cooking shows, a premium Slaanesh Hub subscriber, and a yearly pass holder at the Tzeentch Library, drawing Guilliman is a real struggle. 😭
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Rob D20 @thed20speakeasy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"With Envy" Model is Meridh, Female Warrior from @reaperminiatures.bsky.social #miniatures #minipainting
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Chris, Ontos Games @ontosgames.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Rök aye the nu! The new Highlander Rökthane enamel pin badge is up in the webstore! ontosgames.co.uk/product-cate...
Röknaut enamel pin badge of Charnock Echogeld.Röknaut enamel pin badge of Highlander Schiltron.Röknaut enamel pin badge of DTN8.
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solarvvind @solarvvind.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Working on 1st Canopian Lancers. #battletech
A miniature of a Pillager battlemech, painted in a blue green on top, fading to a green at the feet and hands, with gold accents.
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HoodGuard @hoodguard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#HobbyStreak Day 531. Started work on the pauldron, more work on it tomorrow.
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Dumb Robot Stuff @dumbrobotstuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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spectralidax.bsky.social @spectralidax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's my birthday and if you want to help me celebrate reposting my work would be greatly appreciated. Also if you like cute shark miniatures check out this Kickstarter (it should be starting sometime in October). www.kickstarter.com/projects/daf...
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The Noob Painter @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you see them, make sure to tell them you want them to make centaur minis.
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Osprey Games 🎲 @ospreygames.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Command a fleet of mighty battleships, sleek destroyers, and agile fighters, battling for supremacy of the stars. 🎲 A Billion Suns: Second Edition ✏️ Mike Hutchinson 🎨 Rob Turpin & Juan Richard Feliz 🗓️ December 2026 Available to Pre-Order Now #Wargames #ABillionSuns #SpaceCombat #SpaceFleets
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Corentin Coo @coopenotte.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is another warband selected for Sol Braynïa from the catalog of Threat Factory. Sol braynïa is a miniature agnostic game in a Fantasy setting. We can play any mini we like. The game is only available in french at the moment but we have started to translate in english. #wargame #miniatures
A band of fish people. They are orange and yellow and they have fishnet and sticks.
Background is green and hand made.
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Paperm00n @onlyapaperm00n.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These two are so cute 🖤 Drawing like this is obsessive and detail oriented that I find it relaxing. #addams #addamsfamily #gomezandmorticia
Digital (never AI) illustration. Monochrome. Gomez and Morticia Addams (old tv series version). They are leaning in for a kiss while fencing.
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Spark @sparkthemaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I haven’t posted much. I had to finish my piece for Bulkamancer’s contest.😅 In the end the cel-shade/anime style experiment kinda worked out. I had a lot of trouble with it. All the time until the end it all felt wrong. And there is still a lot to improve on. 😖 #Nerdlings #anime #Oni #miniPainting
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Reaper Miniatures @reaperminiatures.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🔮 What does the future hold? Meet Madam Estrella, Uromov Fortune Teller! Spend $40+ at www.reapermini.com and get Madam Estrella FREE as this month’s promotional miniature! What will she see in your future? 👀
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Corentin Coo @coopenotte.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our band of elephant sculpted by Manuel Boria for Sol Braynïa. This band has been painted by Minus the game author. #warhammer #miniatures #solbraynia #panting #3Dprint
6 elephant men with fantasy weapons and equipment. They have green robes and grey skins. They are in front of a starry night sky hand drawn
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EnbyGoblinPaints @enbygoblinpaints.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Troll buddy! Pretty pleased with the nmm on the ring #Nerdlings, #miniaturepainting, #minipainting
A troll with a chain necklace A troll with a chain necklace
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Brad (he/him) @traxthetricky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Been unable to paint (pinched nerve) for a while but got back in the swing and working on this guy now...
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Sprue & Goo @sprueandgoozine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Physical copies are now up on The D20 Speakeasy etsy store. But the digital version is still free up over on itch 👇 robd20speakeasy.itch.io/spure-goo-is... #miniatures #minipainting #warhammer
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Naofrost Motifs @naofrost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
More work on Aya's hair and face. Starting with white, I gradually increase saturation and contrast. #miniaturepainting
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beQuest Miniatures @bequestminiatures.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I made these oldschool inspired advertisement flyers for my Space Sharks Kickstarter: www.kickstarter.com/projects/beq... #warhammer #warhammer40k #oldhammer #40k #roguetrader
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The Noob Painter @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dumbass can't even get the color Red right. Nice purples, loser.
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