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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜

@thenemosystem.bsky.social
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Polyfragmented DID system Named after the Nightwish song, not the fish The crossovers you never thought of Body age: 32 Current host: Eden (32, they/he)

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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 10h
That's so cool! I wonder what it would do for fibromyalgia. I gotta talk to a doctor 👀
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Take me out of this booooody Take me back to the vooooid Replace me with Vi, GLaDOS, Cloud, or Jack Iiii don't care if I ever get back 🎶
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NEW: -Half the kitchen's electricity is dead -feline constipation (emergency? TBD)
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like our nervous system is so shot rn Multi-day trauma episode caused by a nightmare followed by discovering a decade+ friendship quietly ruptured when we weren't looking. So now I gotta build up trust again that the friends who aren't speaking to me often don't secretly hate me. Shit sucks.
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chuckles aside, they have some where the ears are removable so all of you could be happy with them c:
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(also yeah, stock image sounds right lol)
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a fellow system, it took an embarrassing amount of time (15 seconds) to parse "iwrc"
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God, this week can go fuck itself with barbed wire
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very fucking funny, if true
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Them raccoons ain't right @chrisraccoons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are you ready to be a hero at work? bsky.app/profile/dwsh...
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A custom cursor
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scott dagostino @scottdagostino.ca · 01/10/2026
Those of you still(??) holding Graham Linehan up as some problematic comedy hero may want to reconsider 😬
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Putting the :/ in https://
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's what the fans want, Nintendo
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The source of that information is RIGHT here.
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It always makes me so fucking upset when people assume what I think or feel. You could literally just fucking ask.
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The kind of disinformation I love
Post in r/Michigan from u/Ok-Beach-928

Title: Do y'all salt your roads here in winter?

Body: It will be my first winter here since moving from Texas and I live in Thumb region. How are the roads in winter? Plow trucks on interstate? Salted roads? What kind of wild ride am I in for LOL

Comment from u/pmd006: We all take turns shoveling a section of the road, that's what all those "Adopt a Highway" signs are about.
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fr, might as well have said "this is not a culinary issue" for all the sense that makes
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope it's clean like that. Being a small town queer right now has me like 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've noticed a weird (given the history of election season ads) lack of Benson ads. Some James ads, but it almost feels like the gubernatorial race is just *not* getting attention
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lmao we used to post that kind of stuff and uh, well... just turned out not to be supernatural 😅
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching in Benjamin Button mode
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching The Devil's Hour. Conclusions 3/4 through S1E4: Isaac is perfect. FUCK MIKE. ME AND MY HOMIES HATE MIKE.
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Idk what i can claim on this one. "Too North" maybe lol but I have no idea what it is either
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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herald @herald-trashboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fuck bodies I wish to become a vibe. a concept if you will
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You'd think
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope to die the way I lived: Xxxtreme 🙂‍↕️🙏
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Theater kids take it on the chin... emphatically
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Geez, that is a lot :( sorry you're dealing with all that at once. ABSOLUTELY treat yourself when it's done. Or through it! Whatever works. You deserve something nice in the midst of not-nice
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fr, if someone did this to me I'd ask why they hate me lol
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 23/09/2026
5 weeks until Halloween, can I make it happen
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ko² @foxgirl.systems · 12/09/2026
I bought this vaio at the show and after powering it on for the first time, this is what greeted me
sony vaio pcg-u3, running windows xp, wallpaper is a hamster held with 2 hands captioned "Unhand me you fuck"
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luna (in theory)♡ @luna-in-the-sky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
its okay to delete deadname happy-birthday messages from ur facebook feed
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Ness 🟡⚪🟣⚫ @nesstheenby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Discord is being very brave and disrespectful for a company in replacing distance www.nettosgameroom.com/2026/02/disc...
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Discord Alternative 'Root' Allows Users to Import Discord Servers and More
Looking for a Discord Alternative? Maybe Root is for you?
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🔥[REDACTED]🔥 (otherwise known as Eve-il) @evethevampire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The fact that there *was* still ONE place that took disability accommodations very seriously, and people have turned it into something to mock- Able-bodied and non-immuno-compromised folks have 99% of places to go. The chronically ill do not. Let them have a fucking place to let loose & socialize
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Real. Our transition goals are "ma'a-- uh.. sir? Uh.. ma'am?" [Crumbles from confusion]
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Sometimes I wish instead of always thinking about other kids, you would have thought about me. I never really got the education I wanted." Going to probably need to read and reread @nhannahjones.bsky.social's piece a few times. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/m...
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In Fighting for Every Black Child, Did I Betray My Own? (Gift Article)
A decade ago, I made a decision about my daughter’s education that I hoped would challenge New York City’s separate and unequal school system. Now 16, she thinks I made the wrong choice.
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This timeline isn't real lmfaooooo "No trannies, just training" sounds like something the antagonist in a Dhar Mann video would say before having his mind totally blown
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They wanted $12 more for JUST MY GIRLFRIEND'S MEAL
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DELUSIONAL LMFAO I'm not even that old, really, and I remember when that amount of money could feed 2-3 people at taco bell EASILY. It's not just doordash, either. I remember a time the app wasn't being cooperative, so I just went up to the drivethru, and tried to get the exact same order and
Doritos locos tacos combo from taco bell for $17.72 via doordash
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𝒩𝑒𝓂𝑜 @thenemosystem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lol yeah, I remember when cannabis tax was supposed to go towards that, too
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