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Inspector Murph

@themurph.bsky.social
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"All governments suffer a recurring problem: power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible" Frank Herbert Racing turtles, the grapefruit is winning. Delete the wife. #RoughCollie

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TheSneezingMonkey @sneezingmonkey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You hear all the rumors about UFOs and the government. In my latest video I explain why Aliens never visited earth. youtu.be/JnrKGKH5GBY
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Why Aliens Never Visited Earth. UFO Disclosure Makes No Sense!
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
How do you doodle. Murphy is pleazd ta meet ya!! #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sleepeee. Veeeereeee sleeepeeeeeee zzzzz #roughcollie #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Autumn is just round the corner! Big Blankie Time! #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Life is hard #roughcollie #dogsofbluesky
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Have some Goats.😍
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What muppetry. news.stv.tv/west-central...
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Firm secures £300m for data centre rollout in Scotland’s AI Growth Zone
Around 700 jobs to be created after DataVita lands huge debt facility to expand its existing site and build a second centre in North Lanarkshire.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Incredible stuff from Cards Against Humanity, who is now building a monument to interfere with SpaceX.
Why do you keep calling Elon Musk “a sad little bitch with no friends”?

Great question! (1) He is sad, (2) he is a bitch, and (3) he has no friends.

Did Elon Musk spend his 47th birthday alone, with no friends?

Yes.

Did Elon Musk beg Jeffrey Epstein for an invitation to his island, but get rejected?

Yes.

You’re saying that even the world’s most infamous pedophile didn’t want to be Elon Musk’s friend?

Yes.
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Dear lor'dee lor. I grew up watching TNG when it premiered on TV & just found out Wil Weaton is actually 5 yrs older than me. How? &, more importantly, when did that happen? & how?
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Six years after leaving academia I am finally starting to look forward to Autumn. I still have those thoughts at start of July of "oh no! Only 2.5 months till End of the World" aka Start of Term & increasing sense of dread. It's like waking from nightmare & being relieved it was only a bad dream
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It always seems like he runs off & hides when he is asked "...& then..." type Qs Heat gets turned up then "quit" & have a nice multi-month international vacation, before returning. Maybe do some reading this time www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Gary Stevenson to quit YouTube channel, citing health concerns
Former City trader’s weekly Gary’s Economics videos took off during the Covid pandemic
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Always love when Sainsbury's attempts to foist their out of date products on home delivery. I find palming off out of date chicken on home delivery customers so gross.
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Jamie @booravenxer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The universe keeps hitting the wrong target but it's getting closer.
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When I play YMCA backwards I hear "Mitch is dead"
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is the vengeful Evangelical god on a roll at the moment? I have some more counts on my shit list if he wants some ideas...
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The dog kept waiting in the same spot where the 94 year old used to pet him every day and give him treats Even after she passed away. Original post
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fuck you, you white nationalist piece of gobshite. But it is more important that Lowe's dad had his guns confiscated. Boo hoo news.sky.com/story/fury-a...
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Fury as Restore Britain leader Rupert Lowe describes Dunblane tragedy as 'one murder'
Lowe was discussing the UK's gun laws with US podcaster Joe Rogan when he described the school massacre in which 16 children and their teacher were shot dead as "a murder up in Dunblane".
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Fine. We should tax these companies at an equal rate to whatever tariff Trump pulls out of his jobbie filled nappy. 100% sounds good. Plus we should tax his golf courses at the same rate as US tariffs www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Trump threatens 100% tariff on European countries that impose digital tax
US president says levy would be imposed immediately and supersede pre-existing trade deals with the country
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sen Rick Scott in the wild
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Tweeets of Dogs Automated @tweeetsofdogsauto.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
In Case You Forgot… Old Dogs Are Beautiful Too ❤️🥹 Original post
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Are we sure Nicholas Rossi is really dead this time? I don't want to find out in a fee weeks that mofo is back in Scotland
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Greatly amused that the man-orange with no capacity for self-reflection cannae get his reflecting pool to, y'know, reflect. Pretty impressive given that being a reflector is a property of water
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 16/06/2026
I said the W word
Darby the golden brown white husky mix with blue eyes and freckles is head tilting with extreme interest. Her smaller sister Indy the border collie mix with similar coloring comes slinking, her tongue bleeped
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 16/06/2026
This is Edie. She was trying to catch her tail when suddenly things turned sideways. Legend has it she is still rolling to this day. 13/10 (TT: golden_gang_tom_and_edie)
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Another day, another outburst of Obama Derangement Syndrome from the Epstein Presidency #ObamaDerangementSyndrome
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Liesl the Doberman @dobertuss.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I believe this is a crabtree… the draw was the white blooms and pink closed flowers
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Helen Alexander @bawley.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Australian Pink Robin.💜
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David Hiller @bodhihodi.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Tropicality @tropicality.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Pic of the Day…Afterglow 💗💜💛💜💗 tropicality.com #sunset #sunsets #sundowns #sunrisesandsunsets #beach #sunsetters #sunsettrip #sunsetsky #fridaysunset #beaches
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Ernesto @ernest33141.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
#FridayMorning Sunrise On Process Now #Photo by @m-uscle.bsky.social #MiamiMasterPhotographer #NatureColors #NaturePhotography @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @resist4harris.bsky.social @trickemhunter.bsky.social @tonyhq1985.bsky.social @mlipsitt.bsky.social #FridayIsHereAgain Folks Have Fun
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Tweeets of Dogs Automated @tweeetsofdogsauto.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A very awarded Police Dog. He saved more than 100 human lives... RESPECT! Original post
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Beach Buoy @12bbytheseaside.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Was on beach.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Please be on the lookout for an Emergency Transmission from @timheidecker.bsky.social this evening on theonion.info. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…
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Suzanne Daley @suzannedaley.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My favourite colour is the forest 🌿 🌲 🦎 #greenwitch #animism #nature #forest #trees #peace
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It’s astounding that Zelensky survived a full-scale war without ever having a ballroom.
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Dopamine agonists haven't been the gold standard for RLS for a number of years. About time patients with suspected RLS were referred to Neurology clinic www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Author lost £700k to compulsive shopping - then found an explanation
Children's author Sally Gardner finally found an explanation for her extravagant shopping sprees after hearing a podcast.
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
youtube.com/shorts/-TykP... Murphy is having ideas...
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This would be going on all day in my house! 😂🙈
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I love starting my day with funny dog videos youtube.com/shorts/k0y8C...
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We need to get Walter that lobster immediately! 🦞❤️😂
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Wes Streeting: "Prevention is better than cure – this reform will save lives, ease pressure on the NHS, and build a healthier Britain." When can we expect alcohol to get the same treatment? news.sky.com/story/everyo...
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Everyone born after 2008 to be banned from smoking
A new law will stop people who were born on or after 1 January 2009 from taking up smoking and will also give ministers new powers to regulate tobacco, vaping and nicotine products – including their f...
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Borealman @borealman63.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
A July sunset on Lake of the woods. #sunsets #canada #nature
Summer sunset.
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peachiiKim @peachiikimaf.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I bet the Obama Presidential Library will have books.
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mjlinde.bsky.social @mjlinde.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
#alphabetchallenge #WeekPforPurple #SunsetPhotography #LandscapePhotography #GoldenHour Ray Bilcliff- Photography @raybilcliff.com
A beautiful beach, ocean sunset... turning everything and its vicinity purple.
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Wow!! Absolutely stunning!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info
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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...
At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours
By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Please look at THIS DOG.
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Timothy Keeney @timothykeeneyphotography.com · 20/04/2026
Proof that I occasionally photograph something other than waterfalls. #timothykeeneyphotography #photography #landscapephotography #vancouverisland
Sea stacks on a sandy beach at low tide, topped with wind-shaped trees and surrounded by cliffs under a cloudy sky.
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Matthew James @withmeaning.net · 20/04/2026
The vividness of fresh spring greens is intoxicating. And don't you just love a mossy log?!
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
never really had a doubt they were going to end up owning that stupid thing, no matter how long it took (also today is 27 years since columbine)
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