Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026How do you doodle. Murphy is pleazd ta meet ya!! #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky 020
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Sleepeee. Veeeereeee sleeepeeeeeee zzzzz #roughcollie #dogsofbluesky 030
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Autumn is just round the corner! Big Blankie Time! #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky 020
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 11/02/2026What do you mean the kitchen ceiling has sprung more leaks than a leaky leek with leaks? 040
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026See! Exhibit A: tug o war with Owlie the squeaky soft toy. She gets a very serious look in her eye when she plays tug o war. She plays to win #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky 071
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026It's FLATTIE TIME Flattie was her 1st favourite toy, & it's still her dev to this day. Flattie must be about 1/3 longer than before she got her chops on him. Other #roughcollies play fetch. Murph plays tug o war with EVERYTHING, including all soft toys, balls, socks, slippers. #dogsofbluesky 0130
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026A Murphy two-fer. Steal the cool mat. Check. Snuggle up on top of the clean clothes from dryer. Check. #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky 0130
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026The Girl With All The Squeaky Toys Mine Mine Mine Mine #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky 060
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Just found a folder of pics of Murphy from just after we brought her home. She was so cute! She never made a sound for the 1st 2 days. She's certainly made up for it since! #Roughcollies #dogsofbluesky 0162
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I dunno. She has quite a good Batman mask already! My family had a sable Sheltie when I was a baby but I don't remember her. There is a YouTube channel called The Cricket Chronicles & they have a Sheltie called Biscuit who is identical to my last Rough Collie Evie. It was uncanny! 250
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 02/02/2026NO NO GOD NO! It cannot be Monday again! #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky 180
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 02/02/2026My Murphy is lucky in that she has to eat quite a lot of cheese to become an environmental hazard! Altho, her 1st trouser cough as a pup (non-cheese) was Silent but Violent. I thought there was a burst sewage pipe at 1st. But, no. Just a very smelly pup! 120
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 31/01/2026When one must, one does #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky 060
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Did you know #roughcollies have a fully retractable telescopic snout? #dogsofbluesky 030
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Aaaarrgggggh! In #Evri delivery hell. Parcel hasn't been scanned since early Tuesday morning. Home Bargains customer service is 9-5 Mon to Friday. My pup wants her doggie treats How can you deny treats to that face? #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky 0100
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026You lookin' at me? #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky 040
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Is Murphy's secret identity: 1. a cheeky monkey 2. a seal pup #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky 070
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I swear this dog is the evolutionary step just before #roughcollies develop posable thumbs #dogsofbluesky 070
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Say wit noo? Com-forttttttt #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky 030
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Is she: 1. Awake & having a cheeky stretch? 2. Asleep in her pup era rigour mortis pose? *cue Countdown music* #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky 060
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I'm seeing a pattern here #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky 070
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Oh, Bobby Banana. Can I tell you a secret? #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky 060
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026How many garden cloggs does a #roughcollie need? 1. One is enough 2. Cloggs come in pairs, so two 3. Everything from the ankles & below belong to me. Whoha whohahahahahaHAHA 😈😈 #dogsofbluesky 0120
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Wanna cause some collie chaos? #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky 030
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Please stop decorating. You keep moving things & changing things & I don't like it. It offends my collie sensibilities #roughcollies 000
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/01/2026To paraphrase the Nepalese people, it isn't earned wealth. It's looted wealth. 000
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 16/01/2026My family's rough collies used to sit & watch the birds all day. Mr Fergus Pheasant was a favourite Took Evie in after my parents died &, in her last hours, she listened to a YouTube video of UK garden birds tweeting to try & comfort her. Birds only come to my garden when I've a dog. Thank u birds! 000
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Mistress Murphy is still with phantom puppies 🙁 Poor pup is a little nuts & miserable still #roughcollies 050
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 08/01/2026#CheckYouOut I wish these weren't limited edition. I loved these 000
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Poor pup is having a phantom pregnancy. Here is mum with her phantom pups 010
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 05/01/2026When she hears "cuddles & a blankie" she replies with "by your command" 090
Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Beaming her thoughts right into my brain #roughcollie 030