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Inspector Murph

@themurph.bsky.social
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"All governments suffer a recurring problem: power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible" Frank Herbert Racing turtles, the grapefruit is winning. Delete the wife. #RoughCollie

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
How do you doodle. Murphy is pleazd ta meet ya!! #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sleepeee. Veeeereeee sleeepeeeeeee zzzzz #roughcollie #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Autumn is just round the corner! Big Blankie Time! #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Life is hard #roughcollie #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sen Rick Scott in the wild
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
What do you mean the kitchen ceiling has sprung more leaks than a leaky leek with leaks?
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
See! Exhibit A: tug o war with Owlie the squeaky soft toy. She gets a very serious look in her eye when she plays tug o war. She plays to win #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
It's FLATTIE TIME Flattie was her 1st favourite toy, & it's still her dev to this day. Flattie must be about 1/3 longer than before she got her chops on him. Other #roughcollies play fetch. Murph plays tug o war with EVERYTHING, including all soft toys, balls, socks, slippers. #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
A Murphy two-fer. Steal the cool mat. Check. Snuggle up on top of the clean clothes from dryer. Check. #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Spot the #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The Girl With All The Squeaky Toys Mine Mine Mine Mine #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Just found a folder of pics of Murphy from just after we brought her home. She was so cute! She never made a sound for the 1st 2 days. She's certainly made up for it since! #Roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I dunno. She has quite a good Batman mask already! My family had a sable Sheltie when I was a baby but I don't remember her. There is a YouTube channel called The Cricket Chronicles & they have a Sheltie called Biscuit who is identical to my last Rough Collie Evie. It was uncanny!
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
NO NO GOD NO! It cannot be Monday again! #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Snap 😄😁😆
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
My Murphy is lucky in that she has to eat quite a lot of cheese to become an environmental hazard! Altho, her 1st trouser cough as a pup (non-cheese) was Silent but Violent. I thought there was a burst sewage pipe at 1st. But, no. Just a very smelly pup!
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
When one must, one does #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Did you know #roughcollies have a fully retractable telescopic snout? #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Aaaarrgggggh! In #Evri delivery hell. Parcel hasn't been scanned since early Tuesday morning. Home Bargains customer service is 9-5 Mon to Friday. My pup wants her doggie treats How can you deny treats to that face? #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
You lookin' at me? #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Is Murphy's secret identity: 1. a cheeky monkey 2. a seal pup #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I swear this dog is the evolutionary step just before #roughcollies develop posable thumbs #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Say wit noo? Com-forttttttt #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Is she: 1. Awake & having a cheeky stretch? 2. Asleep in her pup era rigour mortis pose? *cue Countdown music* #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I'm seeing a pattern here #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Oh, Bobby Banana. Can I tell you a secret? #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
How many garden cloggs does a #roughcollie need? 1. One is enough 2. Cloggs come in pairs, so two 3. Everything from the ankles & below belong to me. Whoha whohahahahahaHAHA 😈😈 #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Wanna cause some collie chaos? #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I'm bummed out! #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Git tae fook
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Somebody's watching me
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Please stop decorating. You keep moving things & changing things & I don't like it. It offends my collie sensibilities #roughcollies
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
To paraphrase the Nepalese people, it isn't earned wealth. It's looted wealth.
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
My family's rough collies used to sit & watch the birds all day. Mr Fergus Pheasant was a favourite Took Evie in after my parents died &, in her last hours, she listened to a YouTube video of UK garden birds tweeting to try & comfort her. Birds only come to my garden when I've a dog. Thank u birds!
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Mistress Murphy is still with phantom puppies 🙁 Poor pup is a little nuts & miserable still #roughcollies
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
#CheckYouOut I wish these weren't limited edition. I loved these
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Poor pup is having a phantom pregnancy. Here is mum with her phantom pups
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
When she hears "cuddles & a blankie" she replies with "by your command"
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Sheer comfort
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Did you say "chewey time?"
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Side eyes
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Side eye
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Whassup peeps!
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New year!
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Is it chewy time?
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Beaming her thoughts right into my brain #roughcollie
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Banana Mine!
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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
One Pup & her Bobby Banana
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