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TheSneezingMonkey @sneezingmonkey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

You hear all the rumors about UFOs and the government. In my latest video I explain why Aliens never visited earth. youtu.be/JnrKGKH5GBY

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Why Aliens Never Visited Earth. UFO Disclosure Makes No Sense!

YouTube video by TheSneezingMonkey

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

How do you doodle. Murphy is pleazd ta meet ya!! #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Autumn is just round the corner! Big Blankie Time! #roughcollies #dogsofbluesky

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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Have some Goats.😍

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Incredible stuff from Cards Against Humanity, who is now building a monument to interfere with SpaceX.

Why do you keep calling Elon Musk “a sad little bitch with no friends”?

Great question! (1) He is sad, (2) he is a bitch, and (3) he has no friends.

Did Elon Musk spend his 47th birthday alone, with no friends?

Yes.

Did Elon Musk beg Jeffrey Epstein for an invitation to his island, but get rejected?

Yes.

You’re saying that even the world’s most infamous pedophile didn’t want to be Elon Musk’s friend?

Yes.

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

People still driving those WankPanzers?

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

How embarrassing for The Mirage - only 63% of vote on a low turnout. He's probably already on a plane to the US.

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Dear lor'dee lor. I grew up watching TNG when it premiered on TV & just found out Wil Weaton is actually 5 yrs older than me. How? &, more importantly, when did that happen? & how?

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Six years after leaving academia I am finally starting to look forward to Autumn. I still have those thoughts at start of July of "oh no! Only 2.5 months till End of the World" aka Start of Term & increasing sense of dread. It's like waking from nightmare & being relieved it was only a bad dream

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

It always seems like he runs off & hides when he is asked "...& then..." type Qs Heat gets turned up then "quit" & have a nice multi-month international vacation, before returning. Maybe do some reading this time www.theguardian.com/business/202...

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Gary Stevenson to quit YouTube channel, citing health concerns

Former City trader’s weekly Gary’s Economics videos took off during the Covid pandemic

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Always love when Sainsbury's attempts to foist their out of date products on home delivery. I find palming off out of date chicken on home delivery customers so gross.

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If I were a politician I'd be worried whether my house might try performing an exorcism & sending me straight to hell

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Devil cracks his knuckles and says "third time's the charm"

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Jamie @booravenxer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The universe keeps hitting the wrong target but it's getting closer.

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It seems like houses are performing exorcisms of their skidmark owners this past month. 2 in the US. 1 in UK. 🍿🍿

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Probably "oh, so that is what a cardiac arrest at home looks like 🦃😬🦃"

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

When I play YMCA backwards I hear "Mitch is dead"

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Fuck off autocorrect. You know I meant cunts

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Is the vengeful Evangelical god on a roll at the moment? I have some more counts on my shit list if he wants some ideas...

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The dog kept waiting in the same spot where the 94 year old used to pet him every day and give him treats Even after she passed away. Original post

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I have bin-skeptic. But I have bin-convinced.

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I checked the Dictionary of the Bleedin' Obvious for definition of "establishment" & it says that when you are an MP & own a political party then you are the establishment #Vote4CountBinface #Binface4MP

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Fine. We should tax these companies at an equal rate to whatever tariff Trump pulls out of his jobbie filled nappy. 100% sounds good. Plus we should tax his golf courses at the same rate as US tariffs www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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Trump threatens 100% tariff on European countries that impose digital tax

US president says levy would be imposed immediately and supersede pre-existing trade deals with the country

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Tweeets of Dogs Automated @tweeetsofdogsauto.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

In Case You Forgot… Old Dogs Are Beautiful Too ❤️🥹 Original post

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Are we sure Nicholas Rossi is really dead this time? I don't want to find out in a fee weeks that mofo is back in Scotland

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Greatly amused that the man-orange with no capacity for self-reflection cannae get his reflecting pool to, y'know, reflect. Pretty impressive given that being a reflector is a property of water

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 16/06/2026

I said the W word

Darby the golden brown white husky mix with blue eyes and freckles is head tilting with extreme interest. Her smaller sister Indy the border collie mix with similar coloring comes slinking, her tongue bleeped

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

A ketchup bottle has already taken out at least one politician - Google Alex Salmond ketchup bottle

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 16/06/2026

This is Edie. She was trying to catch her tail when suddenly things turned sideways. Legend has it she is still rolling to this day. 13/10 (TT: golden_gang_tom_and_edie)

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Another day, another outburst of Obama Derangement Syndrome from the Epstein Presidency #ObamaDerangementSyndrome

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Liesl the Doberman @dobertuss.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I believe this is a crabtree… the draw was the white blooms and pink closed flowers

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Helen Alexander @bawley.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Australian Pink Robin.💜

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Tweeets of Dogs Automated @tweeetsofdogsauto.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

A very awarded Police Dog. He saved more than 100 human lives... RESPECT! Original post

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Beach Buoy @12bbytheseaside.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Was on beach.

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Suzanne Daley @suzannedaley.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

My favourite colour is the forest 🌿 🌲 🦎 #greenwitch #animism #nature #forest #trees #peace

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

It’s astounding that Zelensky survived a full-scale war without ever having a ballroom.

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

What a sweetie! I have such a soft spot for Borders & all Murphy's rough collie cousins!

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Inspector Murph @themurph.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Dopamine agonists haven't been the gold standard for RLS for a number of years. About time patients with suspected RLS were referred to Neurology clinic www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Author lost £700k to compulsive shopping - then found an explanation

Children's author Sally Gardner finally found an explanation for her extravagant shopping sprees after hearing a podcast.

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