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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 9h

They do a cranberry kettle sour that is very nice in particular

The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 9h

I have had a few of their beers, always satisfied at the very least with the quality. I mostly think of trains and the old White tractor factory that closed when I was a kid when I think of Charles City. Well, that and severe weather events.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13h

Someone looked. 😩

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 14h

Which is hilariously also a thing people very specifically claimed to want for, like, years

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 14h

Doing best “Uncle Eli During The Bad Years We Don’t Talk About Anymore” impression

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 19h

Chip Kelly:

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 18h

Space's placement ahead of healthcare on this very Bluesky reply is really sending me

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 18h

Has a pork shoulder going out back and will happily show you the progress because his thermometer probe has an app

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 19h

Rejuice that ball because they were cooking with grease for a minute there

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19h

Look at god

Chip Kelly wearing purple Northwestern-branded construction worker equipment

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 19h

“Major league baseball’s ability to survive a labor dispute is going to depend on Pro Wrestling Baseball” is a thought that just popped into my head and unfortunately this may be insight instead of the usual nonsense

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 19h

My brain says I should object to this AND YET—

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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 20h

Reppin' those /PWHL_SanJose threads! 🧵 📺: /EdmontonOilers vs. /SanJoseSharks TODAY at 4 PM ET on /Sportsnet

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 20h

Doing the dishes and only kind of paying attention but some pharma-style VO guy was going on about “Peroni Disease” treatment which I thought was a clever beer commercial premise, but then I turn around and that (different spelling) is actually a thing of some kind

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 20h

This Pitt-UNC game is looking like an eighth grader 7 on 7 scrimmage, holy shit

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 20h

Among other things, there was a little nerve damage related to one of those surgeries so I have a dime-sized dead spot on my jaw that feels perpetually asleep except in times like these where it feels like “asleep foot but you’re walking on shag carpet barefoot”

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 20h

Having a bunch of hardware bolted onto your skeletal system makes wild pressure changes an odd experience but let me tell you: having a couple of plates and a bunch of screws in your face have a much higher reaction threshold than the ones of the extremities but when they react it feels *crazy*

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 20h

I have a very good feeling about the goat qorma I’m decking up for Monday (probably)

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NASFACTS @nasfacts.bsky.social · 21h

inside you are two wolf’s. both of them want to watch nascar

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 21h

Five star mutton vindaloo was the cleanse I needed this weekend

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 21h

Always love to see I guy I hated from Twitter fifteen years ago validating my long-held antipathy

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 21h

Contents of car are a Swedish Fish Ghost, my skate bag, a large bottle of Chimay Blue, a bag of birdseye chiles, eight pounds of goat meat, a pint of ginger garlic paste, and a 20 pound bag of sela basmati Long holiday weekend things

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 22h

Extended, esoteric Wagenknecht joke is like…

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10/10/2026

We are levitating

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Somehow wiki rabbitholed myself there from the article for “Used Cars” while doublechecking something for a shitpost in one of the GCs

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

“Mike Pence is staging a comeback, powered by the only three things that matter any more…”

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

202 net rushing yards to uh, 4 net rushing yards is certainly a set of numbers

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

A weirdly literal penchant for Fabulism

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Dumbest Takes From Threads + Donor/Substack Discord Culture War Fixations + Bluesky Econ Takes that are just Wealth Transfers to the 70-80th percent income deciles but have a thin candy shell of social justice language: a Cerberus of Slop

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

this one I see at least monthly here, which like most other low social trust but leftishly posts is 100 percent because of sports accounts who don’t relentlessly post just about politics and art (and therefore draw an instablock) but when they do hooooooooo boy

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

regrettably not an unpopular opinion, nor are the related opinions about all other insurance products

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Being paired with Darth Bauer has got to be a trip

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“Pretty safe out there tonight, you gotta think” is a hilarious line

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

TIL the Eagles’ return specialist Britain Covey is the grandson of Stephen R. Covey, who wrote “The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People”

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It’s sort of wild the degree to which this admin is doing the Bizarro World version of “devolve policy choices to too-online grad students whose brains are melted by memetic echo chambers and totemization of various cultural institutions/artifacts”

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If I’m Green Bay I’m spending today figuring out decisive counters to red zone tight end primaries because Ben Johnson‘s intrusive voices will demand some meme bullshit to that effect to honor Ditka

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

100%. Jim Finks passing on Joe Montana over the objections of his head of college scouting is one of the infamous What Ifs

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

McMahon being unable to stay healthy in general and having Walter Payton in the twilight of his career really limited their ability to break through when you’re at the high roller table in the playoffs… but they stubbornly stuck with the formula, which is on Ditka and Tobin

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I think this undersells his effect on the roster construction and turning around a broken room, but OTOH the mythology of him as a genius is flatly crazy and a distraction from his actual legacy of excellence (being Flintstones-era Gronk)

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tmbhmltn.bsky.social @tmbhmltn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“It’s just this war and that lying son of a bitch Johnson”

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S(pooky) @vidiot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

22 years ago today. ( @kenjennings.bsky.social )

Jeopardy! clue reading:
"THIS TERM FOR A LONG-HANDLED GARDENING TOOL CAN ALSO MEAN AN IMMORAL PLEASURE SEEKER"

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Some of the sports ones have nice visual aids but honestly I treat them as "ESPN Shows Of Yore" when I do put them on but I struggle to think of anything else I'd watch in YouTube format at 1.2x instead of the usually much more convenient "1.5x audio"

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

much like most other forms of 'actually a bit shit in totality' prestige/middle brow and class media, I let tweetsky show me the good parts for most of the last ten or twelve years; the Bears one specifically is never great because Chicago, bless them, had not until recently required wit to answer

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It was a great bit but even the greats lose their fastball after seven or eight seasons! It's the junk throwers that can pitch forever unless your name is Comedy-Nolan Ryan.

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I will be honest, I did not anticipate the need to repost this for *both* reasons before the end of the day

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

those are all sort of different things but also the horse has not just left the barn, he's halfway to the border with your wife and your money already

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

it's unfortunate that 'virtue signalling' as a reference managed to grow to encompass not just "public displays of virtues that aren't shared by the public and so come off as annoying in the same way as v*gans and crossfitters" but also "general displays of public virtue" AND "doing moral panic"

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