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Tyler

@thelongdefeat.bsky.social
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rejected 4th member of The Slipnutz

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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
the rangers are in need of center depth as an organization. they also need more intriguing names. this is my case to sign Jack Stockfish
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 10/03/2025
I love putting honey and vinegar in my iron cement. well known construction technique
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
it's good that Canada's next PM shares the last name of a former (American) NHL player so that way I'll at least Remember Some Guys in my last moments before I'm drone striked
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
the rangers should try not fucking up tonight
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
A fat pink faced jd Vance with the caption POV: YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR LUNCH
UNTIL YOU SAY THANK YOU
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
even when ignoring the whole nazi problem at the other site. the sports talk there genuinely is still miserable. the rangers miraculously have a game that matters today and people are irate over how the bottom 6 looks. we know we suck! god i hate people with zero perspective
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Centrists bigots and right wingers have this all backward. YOU are the ones constantly bringing up trans issues. I would be happy to not think about this shit every day of my life unless I was talking to or reading something by one of my trans friends and thought of it in passing. SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Dimitri Filipovic @dimfilipovic.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Jack Roslovic getting #96 back
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
last nights Severance episode you can just read the wiki summary and you’ll be fine
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I like Winnipeg as a cup contender until i realize their bottom pairing might by Logan Stanley and Luke Schenn
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
just in time for american balkanization
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
get me JJ Peterka
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Dimitri Filipovic @dimfilipovic.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
lmao
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Why the fuck did we flip that pick for Carson Soucy. Can Drury be normal
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
media.tenor.com
a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/03/2025
Everyone should write a manifesto just in case
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
r/conservative is one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen I hate Elon so much but especially for forcing me to look at Reddit
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
the Rangers getting Brisson back for Reilly Smith was a stunner until I saw he’s having a shit year in the AHL
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Defector @defector.com · 06/03/2025
What the corrections officer strike means to incarcerated people like me: defector.com/what-the-cor...
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What The Corrections Officer Strike Means To Incarcerated People Like Me | Defector
On Feb. 17, an illegal wildcat strike was initiated by corrections officers with the New York State Department of Corrections and Community Supervision (DOCCS). One of their primary demands is to repe...
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I need to yell at Tom Suozzi in person
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Gavin Newsom is wholly unelectable at the national level it bewilders me that he tries so hard
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
52 years ago today
The Great Michigan Pizza Funeral was the ceremonial disposal of 29,188 frozen cheese-and-mushroom pizzas in Ossineke, Michigan, on March 5, 1973.[1][2] The manufacturer, Ilario "Mario" Fabbrini,[3] had been ordered to recall the pizzas by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) after initial tests suggested the presence of botulism-causing bacteria in a batch of canned mushrooms. Ilario Fabbrini, owner of the frozen pizza manufacturer, watches the pizza burial.
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
All I’m gonna say is you know a Devils fan saw Fox get hurt and laughed
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
TWO first round picks for Bjorkstrand and Gourde??? Jesus fucking Christ Tampa better lose in the first round I’m so sick of them
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Pretty clear the only institution that can save us is the military so that’s cool and definitely reliable
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H Kapp-Klote @hkappklote.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
"In the US, our opposition party protested our current regime last night by wearing pink, holding up signs, and posting 22 identical TikTok videos. That’s fun. I think that’s what a lot of freshman orientations do now to welcome new students. I hope everyone had a nice time."
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Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Unfortunately for the Democrats, no, you cannot flashmob your way out of a coup. www.garbageday.email/p/democrats-...
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
we gotta stop doing the Wirecutter, I'm sorry. We gotta stop doing the crosswords and the recipes. You can't pay for the recipes from the measles paper
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/03/2025
I would never lose an optical, ideological or political battle against an opponent who explicitly said that empathy was bad. I would have all the ammunition I needed if I was in that position
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
wow! epic!
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
and now we wait
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
When we rebuild everything I want a new flag too. Whatever the flag once allegedly stood for is no more. Burn the flag.
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
“Blue dog” yeah I’ll say
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Drinking clean water is woke
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Have a good feeling tonight will be one of those things where we all somehow feel even more embarrassed to be American
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Montreal Canadiens win a game in regulation challenge
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Rangers are back all it took was getting rid of Lindgren
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Will Borgen gosh dang brother
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
no fucking way Brand New is back oh my god what the fuck
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
the have fun part is fascinating to me. Does he think farmers have conspired against the US to export their stuff? Nevermind of course he does
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
There’s gotta be a blackpilled farmer out there by this point
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I had no idea that they were imploding Kingda Ka but then i thought about it and yeah they probably should not let roller coasters exist for decades
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Tyler @thelongdefeat.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Rubbing my face on the stove so the burn marks are evenly distributed
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 03/03/2025
Ronald Reagan is rolling over in his grave, with jealousy
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SlimCliffy @slimcliffy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
with Kunin/Goodrow on the ice at 5v5, the Sharks are being outscored 20-4. It is exactly as bad as that indicates.
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