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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!
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Regular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
we do not want to sit next to your coworker at the un-fun end of the table!!!!
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STRONG FEELINGS: Enough large group dinners
Please do not invite me to a 14-person dinner where I will sit next to your brother’s wife.
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
these are the three types of guys you can meet in philadelphia in 2026
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Regular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
damn they did boo-urns irl
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Regular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@thelindsayb.bsky.social misses jimmy buffett and she cannot stop talking about it. read and prepare to buffettmaxx at regularmag.com/2026/05/27/a...
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Regular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Issue 3 out now!! regularmag.com
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Regular Magazine
Art, culture, life. For regular people.
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
you ever walk by a place you’ve only ever ordered delivery from before? like damn there she is
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
speed-running having hobbies so i can relax at 42
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
i dont believe people who have a lot of old style tattoos. Oh you love betty boop? okay
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
when i say jfc i am referring to james fenimore cooper
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
why did they have one of these couples just film themselves omg this show is a government-created distraction
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
“what are your philly friends like?” me:
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Regular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Need a book recommendation? Fighting with your best friend? Not sure how to ask that guy to prom? In high school, you’d simply consult that secular oracle: your English teacher. Welcome to our advice column, Ask a Teacher. Take it away, Corey Beasley:
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ASK A TEACHER: Internet boyfriends, kids today, contemporary fiction
I’m like a modern Jane Goodall (and not just because I’m aging beautifully).
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Regular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
"I enjoy our new slay pope in the only way that is possible to enjoy anything lately: By knowing that it upsets the worst people on earth." Jess Keefe on our newest and possibly most down-bootsest Pope:
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Is the Catholic Church slay now?
Many different types of shriveled up freaks are not happy about this new pope. I, therefore, am overjoyed.
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I am once again here to ask: do these people not know about text messages
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Regular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
good morning babies! despite many saying “they’ll never post online” we’re back for you with Issue #2. head to regularmag.com for all your updates on: -tattoo dysmorphia -ancient chatbots -internet boyfriends AND MORE:
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Regular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
dumb brain getting in the way of your search for cosmic purpose? join the CLUB. Jess Keefe on finding spirituality under the brain rot:
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Are you there, God? It’s me, Cartman
I’ve had enough therapy, for the most part. I’m ready for the divine.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Simply vote the baton off your neck!
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
when i accidentally happen upon the Fat Tuesday’s in Philadelphia I am reminded that there are others living lives you’ve never imagined
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Regular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
@thelindsayb.bsky.social on getting 1% worse every day:
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My toxic self-improvement journey
The Internet urges “progress over perfection”. What if sometimes we need neither?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
if you like Heated Rivalry, might I recommend: whacking it to gay porn
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
tired: everything's computer wired: fewer things will be computer
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
When they say “but she’s supposed to be an unlikable main character!” i don’t think they mean the way I hate carol sturka’s every word
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
yeah i like watching andor. seinfeld and/or frasier
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
“ghosts on cbs is actually a funny and charming showwwwwww” I scream as they drag me off to cheugy jail
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
i love gross flavored energy drinks but i dont need that much caffeine. but u cant just be an adult drinking like, caffeine-free gummy worm soda. no solution for this unfortunately
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
when someone says Die Hard is their favorite Christmas movie and they think they are being quirky, it is your responsibility to remain stone faced and say “oh cool”. we cannot give in to this type of thing in 2025
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I would probably drink whiskey much more if it looked the way it looks on TV dramas, like it looks gorgeous
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I have to say: football posts suck. Not funny. Just always exasperated. Hate when I get tricked into reading one. Makes me glad I don’t watch football because no one can even complain about it in a funny way. In conclusion: PEE YEW
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
if you say “this tastes like play-doh” and someone goes “how would you know what play-doh tastes like?” you don’t need that person around. no imagination ass
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
ya know what, why not
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
this is how triscuits taste
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
steal money from bank send to my account this is a poem btw
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
i feel a little bad for my cat when i smoke weed. So yeah i think i’d be a pretty responsible parent
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
cool thing about AI is now all the dumb shit i enjoy became a moral stance overnight. write a bad essay? look at cat? eat egg? hear song? good because not computer
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
churus for people when
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
and when they had finished sarah snook, unto them i gave claire danes 🙏
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
when u dont have creative work to do, doing something creative seems like the best thing in the world. when u have creative work to do, eating some rice in the dark seems like the best thing in the world
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
do these people…not…use text messages
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 12/11/2025
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
going to the grocery store when its already dark out in the winter top 5 worst fuckin vibes
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
nobody needs to say anymore “you can actually make a healthy and filling meal with a pot of rice and beans” everyone on earth has been informed
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
As a society we must find a way to separate antisemitism and hating Dave Portnoy
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
soo hard being in a mixed reading-aloud-signs-out-the-window relationship
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
not me being too tired to go to my sleep study. hack as hell
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thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
posting about voting but u have no manners, bro ur worried about the wrong Common Pleas
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