Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better 431124491643
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!! 20495121623
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialRegular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 15/06/2026we do not want to sit next to your coworker at the un-fun end of the table!!!!regularmag.comSTRONG FEELINGS: Enough large group dinnersPlease do not invite me to a 14-person dinner where I will sit next to your brother’s wife. 001
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026these are the three types of guys you can meet in philadelphia in 2026 030
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialRegular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 09/06/2026damn they did boo-urns irl 001
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialRegular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 09/06/2026@thelindsayb.bsky.social misses jimmy buffett and she cannot stop talking about it. read and prepare to buffettmaxx at regularmag.com/2026/05/27/a... 001
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialRegular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Issue 3 out now!! regularmag.comregularmag.comRegular MagazineArt, culture, life. For regular people. 011
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 31/03/2026you ever walk by a place you’ve only ever ordered delivery from before? like damn there she is 000
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 27/03/2026speed-running having hobbies so i can relax at 42 000
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 25/03/2026i dont believe people who have a lot of old style tattoos. Oh you love betty boop? okay 000
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 23/03/2026when i say jfc i am referring to james fenimore cooper 010
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 21/02/2026why did they have one of these couples just film themselves omg this show is a government-created distraction 000
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 11/02/2026“what are your philly friends like?” me: 010
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialRegular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Need a book recommendation? Fighting with your best friend? Not sure how to ask that guy to prom? In high school, you’d simply consult that secular oracle: your English teacher. Welcome to our advice column, Ask a Teacher. Take it away, Corey Beasley:regularmag.comASK A TEACHER: Internet boyfriends, kids today, contemporary fictionI’m like a modern Jane Goodall (and not just because I’m aging beautifully). 101
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialRegular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 02/02/2026"I enjoy our new slay pope in the only way that is possible to enjoy anything lately: By knowing that it upsets the worst people on earth." Jess Keefe on our newest and possibly most down-bootsest Pope:regularmag.comIs the Catholic Church slay now?Many different types of shriveled up freaks are not happy about this new pope. I, therefore, am overjoyed. 032
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I am once again here to ask: do these people not know about text messages 010
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialRegular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 20/01/2026good morning babies! despite many saying “they’ll never post online” we’re back for you with Issue #2. head to regularmag.com for all your updates on: -tattoo dysmorphia -ancient chatbots -internet boyfriends AND MORE:regularmag.comRegular MagazineArt, culture, life. For regular people. 011
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialRegular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 10/01/2026dumb brain getting in the way of your search for cosmic purpose? join the CLUB. Jess Keefe on finding spirituality under the brain rot:regularmag.comAre you there, God? It’s me, CartmanI’ve had enough therapy, for the most part. I’m ready for the divine. 021
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Simply vote the baton off your neck! 519117
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 08/01/2026when i accidentally happen upon the Fat Tuesday’s in Philadelphia I am reminded that there are others living lives you’ve never imagined 000
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialRegular Magazine @itsregularmag.bsky.social · 04/01/2026@thelindsayb.bsky.social on getting 1% worse every day:regularmag.comMy toxic self-improvement journeyThe Internet urges “progress over perfection”. What if sometimes we need neither? 022
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness 01341154
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 28/12/2025if you like Heated Rivalry, might I recommend: whacking it to gay porn 110
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialgeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 28/12/2025tired: everything's computer wired: fewer things will be computer 201190175
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 25/12/2025When they say “but she’s supposed to be an unlikable main character!” i don’t think they mean the way I hate carol sturka’s every word 010
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 21/12/2025yeah i like watching andor. seinfeld and/or frasier 010
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 19/12/2025“ghosts on cbs is actually a funny and charming showwwwwww” I scream as they drag me off to cheugy jail 030
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 19/12/2025i love gross flavored energy drinks but i dont need that much caffeine. but u cant just be an adult drinking like, caffeine-free gummy worm soda. no solution for this unfortunately 020
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 18/12/2025when someone says Die Hard is their favorite Christmas movie and they think they are being quirky, it is your responsibility to remain stone faced and say “oh cool”. we cannot give in to this type of thing in 2025 041
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I would probably drink whiskey much more if it looked the way it looks on TV dramas, like it looks gorgeous 063811
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I have to say: football posts suck. Not funny. Just always exasperated. Hate when I get tricked into reading one. Makes me glad I don’t watch football because no one can even complain about it in a funny way. In conclusion: PEE YEW 165921
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 02/12/2025if you say “this tastes like play-doh” and someone goes “how would you know what play-doh tastes like?” you don’t need that person around. no imagination ass 020
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 28/11/2025steal money from bank send to my account this is a poem btw 020
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 24/11/2025i feel a little bad for my cat when i smoke weed. So yeah i think i’d be a pretty responsible parent 000
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 21/11/2025cool thing about AI is now all the dumb shit i enjoy became a moral stance overnight. write a bad essay? look at cat? eat egg? hear song? good because not computer 021
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 19/11/2025and when they had finished sarah snook, unto them i gave claire danes 🙏 000
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/11/2025republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation 51724329
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 13/11/2025when u dont have creative work to do, doing something creative seems like the best thing in the world. when u have creative work to do, eating some rice in the dark seems like the best thing in the world 010
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 13/11/2025do these people…not…use text messages 000
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialCethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 12/11/2025Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails. 68142343106
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025going to the grocery store when its already dark out in the winter top 5 worst fuckin vibes 010
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025nobody needs to say anymore “you can actually make a healthy and filling meal with a pot of rice and beans” everyone on earth has been informed 000
Reposted by @thelindsayb.bsky.socialGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 10/11/2025As a society we must find a way to separate antisemitism and hating Dave Portnoy 1753527
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 07/11/2025soo hard being in a mixed reading-aloud-signs-out-the-window relationship 000
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 04/11/2025not me being too tired to go to my sleep study. hack as hell 000
thelindsayb.bsky.social @thelindsayb.bsky.social · 04/11/2025posting about voting but u have no manners, bro ur worried about the wrong Common Pleas 010