Please do not invite me to a 14-person dinner where I will sit next to your brother’s wife.

Art, culture, life. For regular people.

Cast members’ tattoos are consistently like the Law & Order SVU of body art: Especially heinous.

I’m like a modern Jane Goodall (and not just because I’m aging beautifully).

Many different types of shriveled up freaks are not happy about this new pope. I, therefore, am overjoyed.

Boob management is a journey, not a destination.

Art, culture, life. For regular people.

I’ve had enough therapy, for the most part. I’m ready for the divine.

Should we really just “let people enjoy things”?

Maybe we want to bare our teeth.

The Internet urges “progress over perfection”. What if sometimes we need neither?

The Internet urges “progress over perfection”. What if sometimes we need neither?

We’re selling our souls for AI-generated watercolor selfies and pre-written social media comments like “cool!”

Let’s do what the cool people before us have always done: Our own thing.