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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there's a phrase cameron says at the end of this clip that risked breaking me and michael permanently. i could feel each of us trying to hold onto the railing for fear of spiraling away, off of the earth, forever
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026
steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you
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Pyro @nikofex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slenderman note reading "How I always lose U in these woods"
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
for non fire emblem fans tbis is like if 3 children entered a team fighting tournament and when looking for a fourth team member they just casually see and recruit goku like its nothing
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Ellieween Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Lily @thelilystargazer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listen I'm sorry about Starfox Adventures but its the game that made me a woman, so it has to go on the list
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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Laura Platt 🌈 @lauraplattmusic.com · 28/09/2026
Surprise! Here's my orchestral arrangement of Do No Harm by Jamie Paige, Marcy Nabors and Penny Parker, featuring art by Juno Songs and Isa Alcántara, a video by Elena Barbosa and the YouTube debut of my cat, Mio!
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trent Reznor's girlfriend: and im supposed to what? Get fucked by the animal?
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
aww thats mikans so ador- [gets to the second part of the video] station master mikan you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they'll pet you
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Psynwav @psynwav.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey! I’ve had a lot of requests for a physical release of Musical Transients, well, now we can make that happen! Pre-orders for Musical Transients on Vinyl, CD, and Cassette are now live! Remastered by someone who actually knows what they’re doing!! shrecords.bigcartel.com
Musical Transients - Vinyl LPMusical Transients - CDMusical Transients - Cassette
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Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 26/09/2026
In 2015, Jon Bois made a Pretty Good about Stanislav Petrov. It got copyright claimed not too long later and was believed to be lost media. It was recovered in May 2025. You should watch it.
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PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 4: THE NIGHT STANISLAV PETROV SAVED ALL OUR ASSES (JON BOIS REUPLOAD)
YouTube video by Will Belmont
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the first Barry Deutsch cartoon I remember seeing was the one where two women discuss their transphobic views and each is excited to discover a new like-minded friend until they realize one is a TERF and the other an evangelical and like, as long as I've been aware of his work, he's got it
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WHICH WAY, TRANS WOMAN?
The Steam page new and popular listing for CONTROL Resonant next to Dressmaker
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Show: The Simpsons Language: Japanese
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you're either eating gas station roller dawgs with us

or you're eating gas station roller dogs against us
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Brink 🩵 @onnthebrink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of modern civilisation’s great moments. THE SWEDISH CHEF RAPPER'S DELIGHT
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Dracula Flow meme

Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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𝕸𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖞𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖑𝖑𝖑: 𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 @mollyfied.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
everyone should get to experience the power of walking around in a pretty dress. it will change your life
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 17/09/2026
[tim curry dies] rocky horror huh [remembers logged on transsexual women exist] that movie fuckin sucks [remembers fat bisexual cis women exist] but theres nuance right
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NL's peloton discord channel is one of the funniest places in the world
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chidorinnn @chidorinnn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
came across this one today and ngl i teared up a little
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It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

-    For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.
-    Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.
-    Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.
-    I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.
-    I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.
-    Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hello,

as many of you know, i've been unemployed for some time. however, i was finally able to find work thanks to ed sheeran's 2026 north america tour. during each performance of "shape of you" mr. ed was intending to bring out women of various body types to try to encourage diversity and stuff. however, due to his disparagement of a fellow queer performer macklemore, i will be dropping out as "chubby white transgender female #2." as a result, i am currently seeking more work in this space. if you have any leads, please let me know.

thank you,
winonaparadise
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michael @modality.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RASCAL NEWSLETTER: The "Genocide Is Bad" organization has determined that this owners of this golf course actively support genocide. They have asked people not to play golf here, so go forward fully informed about the political context surrounding it. Now watch this drive
A screenshot from Rascal's newsletter which reads:

[Blizzard Entertainment is owned by Microsoft, which has been named a "priority target" by the Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions (BDS) movement over its complicity in Israel's ongoing occupation of Palestine and ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people. That boycott explicitly extends to Xbox and Microsoft's gaming products. I am about to spend a few paragraphs writing about a game I love (warts and all), so go forward fully informed about the political context surrounding it.]

World of Warcraft has once again activated the siren call, luring me back to shores I've explored for the majority of my life at this point. This latest temptation is the strongest and most devious, nostalgia mixed with big promises in the form of Wow: Forever. (The essay goes on.)
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Kris 🐾💜✨ @krisispiss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy Birthday Undertale
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claire 🐶 @rainykoishi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Alexander the Fine @alexrineh.art · 13/09/2026
Sunlight breaks through the clouds, birds chirp as if for the first time. The smell of hope fills the air.
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I am new to TTRPGs, what is 5e?
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Clover 🍉 Comms open @castellapixel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
An edited email from the President in Pikmin 2, reading "the sjws have taken everything from me. my dignity. my happiness. and they blog about leafs".
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Teenager on Twitter: the ocarina of time remake looks like ai slop lmao nintendo is cooked Nintendo Youtuber trying to make rent: Nintendo Fucking Hates Mario And Wants Us To Suck Donkey Dong!!! Kendrick Lamar if he was a vegetable: I remember you was corn-flicted.
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A Singular Grape @thesingulargrape.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Navi: Link, remember that you can play the song of time to get more McRibs after they're gone from the menu.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
in celebration of star fox adventures' return my mind returns to the main menu where fox is permanently expressing slack jawed but mild interest, concern, and/or amusement over anything and everything he looks at
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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