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JTor

@thejasontorres.bsky.social
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He/Him I watch movies and cut trailers and read comics and roll dice and eat sandwiches. 💼: JasonMTorres.com 🎬: Letterboxd.com/thejasontorres 🎮: Twitch.tv/melech17

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timfool61two.bsky.social @timfool61two.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Minneapolis Spiderman going after nazi Jake Lang looking like a damn John Romita Sr. comic book cover
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
(to the tune of Sexual Eruption/Sensual Seduction) 🎶He's got Executive Dysfunction🎶 🎶Executive Dysfunction (whoa, whoa)🎶 🎶Executive Dysfunction🎶 🎶Executive Dysfunction (whoa)🎶
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This might be the most blatant example in existence of "rich guy who created a problem attempting to place the blame for that problem on immigrants"
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,
headline that says “why is trump hosting a cage fight at the White House” with photo of same
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I AM SCREAMING LMAO
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
LOS ANGELES: ICE is prowling Silverlake & the hills
Text from a friend of mine:

“[Other friend] was walking her dogs a block from her house in Silverlake and ice rolled up and took two gardeners
They are going up in the hills and nabbing people. Warn your neighbors!”“Two unmarked cars and another car with a fake business logo on it. She screamed shame on you and one of the masked demons said, ‘thank you’”
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
🎶 Here's The Thing: we started out friends It was cool but it was all pretend 🎶
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
this is just brutal and I'm old enough to know it's true
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
What an expertly called shot
A screenshot of an article titled "the most radical act of feminism? Using AI"
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
"I'm devastated," said Joslin, who is trans and uses they/them pronouns. "We don't take our positions in the park service to make money or to have any kind of huge career gains. We take it because we love the places that we work. I have a Ph.D. in bioinformatics, and I could be making a lot more money in Silicon Valley, which is only a few hours away, but I made career choices to position myself in Yosemite National Park, because this is the place that I love the most."
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Midsommar (2019)
Muffin is celebrated as the May Queen because she is the most special kid in the world and had a dinosaur stuck to her head.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
love this new york times clip. they recently did a story about how sesame street's set has changed over the years, along with our urban politics. IG nytimes
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Ryan McCrab @ryanmc.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Finally figured out what this reminds me of.
The win screen from playing solitaire
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
🎶 I chime in 🎶 🎶 Haven't you people ever heard of 🎶 🎶 Horkheimer and Adorno? 🎶 - Philosophy at the Disco
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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I think some people have trouble seeing fascism as anything other than 1940s Germany. But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Ok I guess I'm fine with it now?
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to… A: find your mom’s Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I’m your daughter. Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
🎶Jango Fett, Jango Fett, Jango Fett Rock. Jango Fett fly and pew pew Jedi. Showing and blowing his flamethrower gun, Now it's Jango Fett in Slave I.🎶
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
anything that at any point you loved but then became too cool for, know that someday you will turn back to that thing and say "oh. no. you were fine, you were more than fine. it is I who was cringe"
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 12/02/2025
I'm giving away EVERY Masters set EVER! It's Masters Masters! I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Masters from the entire history of Masters sets as a thank you! Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.bsky.social until Feb 15 at 11am PST! Donate---> give.translifeline.org/tolarian
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Let's Gather for some Magic - live today on #twitch at 12:30pm PST! #mtgarena @mtgarena.com twitch.tv/melech17
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Twitch is the world
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Lofi hip hop/chillhop is my generation's easy listening (compliment)
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Hey 31 followers, 3rd time's the charm! I'm streaming #MTGArena on #Twitch @ 12:30 - going to try and do better than 5W-6L today! Twitch.tv/melech17
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Hey 21 followers, I'm streaming on #Twitch for the 2nd time ever this afternoon at 12:30. Come play #MTGArena with me, a mediocre player! I'm going to climb out of Gold! Twitch.tv/melech17
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Gonzo saying “and Michael Clayton”Michael Clayton’s bmw blowing up Gonzo saying who did not dieMichael Clayton: not dead
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Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Daily reminder that the underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
can we not do the "die hard is a Christmas movie" thing here please. "remember thing that wasn't entertaining or edifying on twitter but just a non-argument about which even the most bored person alive could not credibly be thought to actually care" can we not. for my Christmas present. please
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
optimus prime: did she just wink at me? me: i think she’s turning left
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
My wife just said I have excellent flossing technique (the hygiene not the dance) and I'll be riding that high through the new year
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I have my issues with Hasbro, but FUCK, and I say this with love, ALL THE WAY OFF www.dexerto.com/gaming/elon-...
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Elon Musk hints at buying Hasbro for D&D after announcing AI game studio - Dexerto
Hours after Elon Musk announced he would be starting his own game studio, he teased purchasing Hasbro to secure the rights to D&D.
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Over a year later and I still feel this way.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
I’ve heard that there’s a sacred chord You hear before I draw my sword And without hesitation run it through ya It goes like this — [UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING]
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
My Year in Review! @letterboxd.social letterboxd.com/thejasontorr...
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Jason Torres’s 2023 in review
Jason Torres’s 2023 in review
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
the ONE time Morrissey was right
Interviewer: Did you hear t.A.Tu's version of 'How Soon Is
Now'?
Morrissey: Yes, it was magnificent. Absolutely. Again, I don't know much about them.
Interviewer: They're the teenage
Russian lesbians.
Morrissey: Well, aren't we all?
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Amazed at a studio that released The Flash and Black Adam saying with a straight face that a movie is unreleaseable and must be shelved as a tax write off.
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Every day that passes and I'm not watching Heat (1995) is a wasted day. Kiss my kids? Fuck you. Drop of a hat these kids don't rock and roll.
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Happycrumble ⭐ @rumwik.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)
A drawing of Bandit from the Bluey television show running for his life in an Antarctic snowscape. He is being pursued by a helicopter.
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
THAT'S where I've seen Shin Hati's look before.
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Welcome to Bluesky! We have rules here: 1. Do or die, you'll never make me 2. Because the world will never take my heart 3. Go and try, you'll never break me 4. We want it all, we wanna play this part
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
its crazy how many hardest lines of all time originate from tumblr shitposts
“May the only thing that dampens the flames of hell for you be God spitting in your face”
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JTor @thejasontorres.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Sometimes when I'm prepping a D&D session, I have to remind myself that not all my villains ca should be hot but then I remember that sure they can and my players would love that
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