Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 14hThe PNW weather remains incomprehensible to me. Its been 60s and 70s since dang near last year. Why tf are we finally getting a summer IN OCTOBER 010
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 18hThis week's polish change is a simple fall look because I'm busy and can't be bothered with the cateyes and stamps. Swapped out the square tips for a medium stiletto. I'm living for a matte look lately. 110
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The face of an old man who is taking a break from kitty babysitting duties 230
Reposted by Unpaid Cat MaidBlack Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026Who is running against this man? 63687113
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Still unexplained: if the multitude of businesses replace their workers with AI, who will be left to buy products? The long term plans here are incomprehensible. 130
Reposted by Unpaid Cat Maiddarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i went from “ i need a new phone every year” to “this four year old phone still works if i just keep it plugged in” 182545
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Shout out to the author for convincing me to stop reading this series until it's done. She said you can't trust anything written by the scribes. The only story POV we have is the MC, whose memories are being wiped repeatedly. She really just gave herself a loophole to retcon the entire plot. 210
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The number of patients I've watched die because they wouldn't get a blood transfusion 😫. The church would literally have members sitting bedside 24/7 to make sure you didn't try to talk the patient into it. 100% chance this changed because someone high up or their family needed blood.bbc.comJehovah's Witnesses eases rules on blood transfusionsJehovah's Witnesses will allow members to have their own blood removed, stored, and "given back" in medical procedures. 020
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's 9:30 am and I'm still in bed, ignoring all the crashing sounds of my cats destroying my house because I haven't gotten up to make them breakfast yet 151
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This weekend's polish change: privacy screen nails. I'm down with any trend that mixes cateye and leopard print 🥰. This is the version that's popular on TikTok but I think I want to try other colors. I have a blue and purple aurora polish I might try this look with. 020
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Looking up flights to Bolivia so I can pspsps my way to unlocking a new pet breed 031
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Swapped out to square Gel-X tips for this week's polish change. It's sweater weather here in the PNW, so we're celebrating with an argyle cateye 041
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's cold and rainy this week, so I guess we're going straight from spring to fall in the PNW. Polish change from hot pink to dark green with brown cateye. My fall nail inspo board is filling up fast! 040
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Proof that I am perpetually NOT online: I had no idea there was a lunar eclipse tonight until I just happened to be taking out the trash and my neighbors told me 😂🤷🏾♀️ 142
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Today's manic moment: got some plastic dots and swatched my gel polish collection because the bottles all look the same and I don't read Chinese. Now I can see at a glance what colors I have for design inspo 020
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Long overdue bath day. There was half a tree's worth of mulch in his fur😒. He's mad, but clean 130
Reposted by Unpaid Cat MaidMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Somebody extremely famous died and not a bad word was said!!! This will never happen again!!!! 1236219
Reposted by Unpaid Cat MaidGabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026A kind lady sent this to me today and it stopped my panic attack. She also donated $540 to thurmanperryfoundation.org today. I’m doing okay in the world. We’re all gonna be alright. 0302
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"You can own the libs or you can own a farm, but you can't own both" is the funniest comment I've seen today about the administration importing beef from Argentina 011
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Why pay $500/ month for GLP-1s when you can pay a one time fee of $4000 for a fridge golem who will block your fridge door from opening? Can't overeat when you can't get to the food 😾 470
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Not ready to let go of summer or animal prints yet, so this week's look is hot pink leopard, accessorized by scratches from my house leopard 030
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My current ADHD fixation hobby©️ is doing my own nails. I refuse to pay $200+ for a full set when I can do my own at home for free and change the polish every week. I've done animal prints lately. Currently zebra and burgundy cateye. Last week was alligator chrome, which I also loved 140
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My only comment on the USS Lincoln thing as a Navy veteran is that this is not new. It's been 20 years since my last deployment on an aircraft carrier, and every single deployment we went on somebody jumped overboard. I'm unsurprised that nothing has changed in 2 decades. 010
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Tiktok was already mostly unusable since the US took it over, but now they got Ariana jumpscaring me to advertise her album whenever I interact with any content at all, no matter how unrelated 110
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I'm so mad we can't get BYD cars in the US 😭. If they ever stop protecting Elmo and let them in, I'm getting one immediately 010
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026My biggest ADHD blessing/ struggle is with object permanency. On one hand, I can walk away from people and forget they ever existed. On the other, I do stupid stuff like turn the side sprinklers on and forget to turn them off for 24 hours. My water bill 😭 140
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I was just about to go to sleep when the internet started internetting 052
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The comments on this video. HELLLLPPPPP I CAN'T BREATHE 💀💀💀💀tiktok.comPEACH COBBLER AT YOREYS URBAN EATS #TEXAS #YOREYSURBANEATS #TEXASBBQ #BEAUMONT #NEWDAYBIGSUB TikTok video by BIG SUB OG 100
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I used to love fireworks until I got pets who are terrified of the booms. Now the 4th and NYE are all about the magical Trazodone Provolone and 8 hour calming music playlists on YouTube 😭 030
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 28/06/2026It's 6:30am and I been awake for an hour because my cats decided to have random zoomies acoss my forehead 🙃. I got a workout beating the fluff outta them and now I'm back in bed laughing at Sheepstealer videos. Y'all some damn fools💀 000
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The House of the Dragon is literally a series made to explain why all the dragons were dead by the time Game of Thrones started. We've gotten to the part where dragons start dying and people are STRESSED about it 😂😭 020
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Someone said that Ragtime won a Tony and Cats: The Jellicle Ball didn't because people are more comfortable watching Black suffering than Black joy. I don't fully disagree, but Joshua Henry singing New Music is not to be missed. That mans can sang! 000
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026If you ever feel like you want to give up... GIVE UP. Everybody can't make it. Play your role. 😂👏🏾 151
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The face of a cat who knows we're going to fight over brushing as soon as he gets his fluffy behind out of the mulch 😫 272
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Hobiiiiii Micdrop. Las Vegas Day 4 soundcheck. Sorry for my singing #BTS #Arirang 040
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Las Vegas Day 4 soundcheck #BTSArirangTour 010
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Y'all leave Jimin alone. Let the mans live his best forty inch bussdown life 😂💀 #BTSinVegas 031
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 28/05/2026*incoherent screaming* #BTS #Army #Arirang 071
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 28/05/2026There are other Armys on this flight. We're singing BTS songs as we wait to board 💜 010
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I know its been a minute since I've traveled, but there was no traffic on the way in and no line at the TSA check. I left my house early for nothing 😭 000
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 25/05/2026One of the worst persistent holdovers from the pandemic is that stores that used to be open 24 hours now close overnight. I was awake at 3am and wanted a donut 😭 040
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 10/05/2026A tale of two cats: Kenzo enjoys loafing under the hakuro nishiki, while Zangetsu is living his panther fantasies in the tree 😂 050
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Put the phone down and get my snacks before I get mad- Rin the Blue Demon, probably. Why are Maine Coons like this 😭 050
Reposted by Unpaid Cat MaidDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 18/04/2026Really gotta emphasize this: the targets & requirements in the Clean Power Plan were *so* modest, *so* conservative, *so* unambitious that *the power sector met them anyway, in the course of normal market operation*. The regs would have had basically no effect at all relative to the status quo. 5872156
Unpaid Cat Maid @emeraldjaguar.bsky.social · 17/04/2026CatTv on YouTube coming in clutch when the cats need entertainment before bed. Tachi looks so small next to Kenzo. 11 year old bengal, 15lbs, vs 1 year old Maine Coon, 22lbs. 111