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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 20h

People with normal brains will never know the thrill of not being able to concentrate on your work because you're too busy thinking of funny phrases to sing to the tune of "someone's in the kitchen with dinah"

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This right here is why these AI guys talk up their product like it's some sentient super intelligence. Because it absolves them of responsibility when they do shit like this. "Oh the AI is too powerful, sorry about that! *wink*"

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yes I need to hear about being muscular from a bunch of guys that couldn't do 10 push-ups if their life depended on it

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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm just thinking back to COVID when our pundits and media intellectuals were incensed and enraged about kids falling behind in their education because we were doing remote schooling.

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hey bud, I wonder if the reverse is also true? You're doing the same thing you are criticizing. Laudable when a centrist does it, banal when a leftist does it. But yes, everyone else is biased, not you!

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have long been saying that dunce needs to make a comeback as an insult. I use it all the time. Like your mom, it feels good on the tongue lol

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We aren't far away from debtor's prisons full of guys who owe 10k because it didn't hit 75 degrees in Detroit on Sept 26th

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Drunk guy that stands by the pool tables and remarks about all the shots but never plays

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

man they picked the perfect looking guy for this story

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Call me Poncho. Mr Munch was my father.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The thing I never see people mentioning about this guy and others like him is that they WANT young men to be miserable. They don't want them getting girlfriends or having hobbies or being happy. Because then they won't feel the need to watch their videos anymore.

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush originally meant that one handjob was better than two sex. Because everyone smelled super funky down there back in the day

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is not a serious political party. They don't care about winning, they only care about appeasing their corporate overlords. They'd rather live under fascism than upset tech billionaires. Pathetic, spineless cowards like always.

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

1. When Elliott runs into ET in the cornfield 2. When ET turns white and sick 3. Anytime ET yelled Fuck that gross little goblin

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Liberals right after an election loss: why are there are so many non-voters!? We need to mobilize the people who stayed home! Liberals during the next election: well clearly the only way to win an election is to court Republican votes! It hasn't worked yet, but dammit it will this time!

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Yeah, money. Almost any "why are we doing this" question is answered by the simple fact that someone is making money off of it. Greed was the original sin of Adam and Eve and it will be the death of the planet and everything we know

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Fartlow is from Scotland, which means the first tower was hit about 12:45pm local time for her. But they let school out at noon? What did this Scottish school know and why were they never investigated??

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ah 9/11, the day I'm supposed to care very much about the 3000 people that died 25 years ago while simultaneously ignoring the fact that our healthcare system kills more than that every month. Because when you kill people for money, well that's just freedom baby!

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Happy one year since Charlie Kirk finally became the thing he always pretended to be, a redneck

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brian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

dear god.. a flavor scientist at the Cheetos factory has published a blog post saying no one is prepared for how "dangerously cheesy" they are

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Joker voice- If every time we leave the house, my toddler shits his pants, nobody panics. Because that's all "part of the plan." But if Dad squeezes out just one little old turd in public, everyone loses their minds!

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

When he gives you this look, who's saying no? 🥵

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

All of these guys would have sat out or voted 3rd party if Bernie had been the nominee. And they'd have felt morally superior for doing so. Just like with conservatives, liberals' rules are for other people and never themselves.

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"We should spend more money on public health than we do on war" Journalists: Can you believe this? What a monster!

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Yeah man, "burger flippers" are unionized. That's why they make minimum wage. Moron.

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/08/2026

lmao the marketplace of ideas contingent always takes it really hard when they lose in their own imaginary thing

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

100 bucks says these will barely ever be used and this was all just a handout to some fascist psycho that owns the company

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

CNN: Should we admit that being outspokenly accepting of everyone is why people loved Dolly Parton? Nah fuck that, we'll just lie about her! RIP!

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If it's a slur, you wouldn't keep typing it out in your posts lol quit acting like a baby

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I thought this old lady was Rudy Giuliani for a second

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Natalie Harp is a year older than Martin Luther King Jr. was when he gave his I Have a Dream speech. She has agency and is running the propaganda operation that serves to put people in concentration camps. She does not get a pass because she looks like a dipshit teenager.

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

They've spent the past 18 years scared to do anything at all that might upset Republicans. Why would they suddenly grow a pair now? Dems have spent my entire adult life choosing to upset their own voters over the voters of the rival party. That cowardice is why we are where we are now.

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Joe Rogan: And they're calling it what? Guest: Gay sex JR: Wow, ok. So hold on. So it's like getting sucked off but by his ass, by his asshole? G: Yeah, pretty much. Good way to put it. JR: That's wild. And anyone can do this?

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Why don’t you have a seat OOOOOKAYYYYY

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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Humpty dumpty asses

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Dems fought harder to cover up their scams than they ever have to stop anything Trump has done. Get rid of this party of greedy assholes and start over. The rot is too deep.

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

2025: Lower prices on Day 1! 2026: Ugh stop whining, it's not even as bad as the Great Depression!

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Hey man you can't blame me for believing the guy who lies about everything all the time!

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

For Texas style brisket, it's required to keep letting the knife slip and almost chop off your fingers a few times

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

another reason to socialize healthcare is so that it doesnt let bad people use accrued wealth to put a thumb on the scales like this because they are afraid of their date rapist grandson not being able to afford a morgan wallen branded doghouse to store his jet ski in during the winter

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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

you guys need to chill the fuck out

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u/Wish_Aurora • 26d • imgur
Shemp Howard with his wife Gertrude.
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She certainly looks satisfied!
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There is absolutely no doubt that Shemp could get the job done.
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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Radical leftist agitators just crashed into my room, farted, yelled "doorknob," and punched my arm. These people cannot be reasoned with.

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

When leftists argue with centrists it's "you need to be more open to giving people healthcare and getting the violent masked men off the streets" When centrists argue with leftists it's "you need to be more open to Palestinian slaughter and allowing special interests to control our elections"

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

These people spent about 20 years decrying CCTV in Europe and scaremongering that the Evil Dem Nanny State will soon want cameras watching you at all times. Turns out it's perfectly fine as long as the evilest people alive can make money off it.

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Pissing people off by telling them they are rebooting Forrest Gump starring his grandson and it's called Braycen Gump

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The media's takeaway from an El-Sayed win is the same as it would have been from a Stevens win, and the same as it will be if El-Sayed wins the general, or if he loses it: everyone, no matter who they are, needs to take several steps to the right.

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Floug Dutie @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The popular, good looking guy that bolsters youth enthusiasm or one of the worst looking, crankiest old men alive. Hmm, tough choice!

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