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Bijou Nasty

@theincarnateworm.bsky.social
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 8h
I was getting more Craig Krenzel vibes
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 12h
Same thing lol
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 23h
Progressives for years: "at the bare minimum, the government needs to do something about corporate collusion and start actually enforcing antitrust laws" *monkey's paw curls*
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 23h
The best thing for a red zone defense to do is leave the middle of the field wide open. Everyone knows that.
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lady next to me at the Dunkin drive thru is pointing at the screen and saying "that one there at the top." How the fuck do you not know how this works? How do these people function?
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love having jeans 3 sizes too small and shirts 2 sizes too big
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
saw canoes
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you think progressives are the reason the national Dem party isn't going after Elon, then you are every bit as gullible as the MAGA crowd. Corporate Dems want his money. That's why they aren't attacking him. They want him to switch sides. It has absolutely nothing to do with progressives.
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The entire purpose of these publications is to gaslight normies into thinking their problems are caused by anything other than a handful of billionaires hoarding all of the world's wealth while actively destroying everything they set their eyes on
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jane by Jefferson Starship kicked in right when I scrolled to this pic and it fuckin hit
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Then they'll turn around and say you're the problem if you don't support the man that allowed it to happen
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"My feelings are more important than your rights" is one of the core tenets of the Fuck Your Feelings crowd
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Scamming high end luxury stores is about the best use of AI I've seen yet
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(Future voice) I be poopin I be pissin At the Same. Damn. Time.
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've watched him more than any of the others and there are definitely times when he was clearly struggling to keep a straight face when hucking his garbage. Same with the co-hosts of his show. It felt more like a low-rent QVC show.
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His entire schtick is "we can't do anything that will upset conservatives." He's the reason the early Obama years were so disappointing. Perhaps no man is more responsible for the left's disillusionment with Dems than Rahm. He's the definition of controlled opposition.
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's walking to The Max to hit up Kelly Kapowski
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of favorite things is what dumb NBA poaters are calling LeBron. It was LeBum for a long time, then famously, LeChina. Now it's LeWashed and I can't stop saying it whenever he comes up
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's always been this odd double standard towards people around that age. You can be sent to war, but can't drink a beer. You're responsible enough to vote for your leaders, but not smoke a cigarette. We can train you to kill, but you can't have hormones.
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Perhaps even worse is that I have a feeling that what Tony means by "everything he went thru" mainly means "the fans being rude to him"
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People with normal brains will never know the thrill of not being able to concentrate on your work because you're too busy thinking of funny phrases to sing to the tune of "someone's in the kitchen with dinah"
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The world will be a better place when it is rid of you
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm a veteran and I like to be shit on. Go white knight somewhere else.
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They gotta let you chup it up, that's messed up
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When a conservative says they are trying to protect their children, what they mean is that they are trying to force their kids into being exactly like they are. Nothing drives them crazier than having a kid that doesn't share their bigotries
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well yeah, that's easy to say when you represent the leftist echo chamber of *checks notes* Kentucky
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Taking a 400 mile round trip drive just to go to Hooters should be classified as a misdemeanor
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's also the name of a basketball player and former 1st overall pick in the NBA draft by the Cleveland Cavaliers
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These same people would be saying "I've never heard of it" if a rap song was the number 1 song in the country
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This right here is why these AI guys talk up their product like it's some sentient super intelligence. Because it absolves them of responsibility when they do shit like this. "Oh the AI is too powerful, sorry about that! *wink*"
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes I need to hear about being muscular from a bunch of guys that couldn't do 10 push-ups if their life depended on it
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Zoolander caused 9/11" is the kind of take that gets the blood flowing in the morning. Love it.
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone jokes about these guys being scared of cities but they are scared of everywhere. They'll live in the most crime-free suburb or rural area and cover their house in 45 cameras and floodlights with loaded firearms in every room like it's on the front lines of an active warzone
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A movement that bases itself around hating women hated a woman? Wow, who could have seen that coming?? Better write an article about it! Journalism is a joke of a profession anymore
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Country music fans get especially worked up when other people don't know country music. Mich like their politics, they live in a like-minded bubble and think everyone who dislikes it is virtue signaling.
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The last one's bio is just literally "I get people addicted to gambling"
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow he looks great with a very normal skin tone!
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Calling other people cucks while demanding a woman speak to you and being ignored *chefs kiss*
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And getting mad at people who want to change that is the answer?
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rural yokels when presented with an obvious conman who despises them: "Now this guy gets me, I can trust him!" Been true forever and will probably stay that way.
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm just thinking back to COVID when our pundits and media intellectuals were incensed and enraged about kids falling behind in their education because we were doing remote schooling.
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is controversialshirtatworkparty too many letters for a name?
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She gets along so well with the right because all they both love to make posts that come across as self-parody
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So Mamdani achieved about 1/10th of what the Biden administration did, NYC has a bit less than 1/10th of the US population. So why is one more banal than the other, Mr No Bias?
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey bud, I wonder if the reverse is also true? You're doing the same thing you are criticizing. Laudable when a centrist does it, banal when a leftist does it. But yes, everyone else is biased, not you!
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have long been saying that dunce needs to make a comeback as an insult. I use it all the time. Like your mom, it feels good on the tongue lol
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We aren't far away from debtor's prisons full of guys who owe 10k because it didn't hit 75 degrees in Detroit on Sept 26th
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Great skeetbert, DBJ
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Drunk guy that stands by the pool tables and remarks about all the shots but never plays
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Bijou Nasty @theincarnateworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You know some people will call that a bad draft pick, but when you have a shot to get a TE3 in the 2nd round when tons of more valuable players are still available, you gotta do it
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